Snake:Hey! I'm so sorry for not updating sooner!!! Anyway, Bulma is our next victam!!! To bad for Bulma... Now lets see the awful humor of Pan!!!

Phones Can Be Bad For Your Health

Chapter 10:Bulma

I do not own anything

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Pan held the phone in her hand thinking of someone to call.

"Who should I call?" Asked Pan.

"Umm, try this one!" Yelled Goten clicking the speed diel number labled 'Bulma'...

RING! RING!

On the other line Bulma was working on a cure for SARS, Cancer, Ebola Virus, Etc....

RING! RING!

"AH!" She yelped as she dropped the bottle that had the cure for all those virus'...

"...Dang..." Said Bulma picking up the phone.

"Hello?" Asked Bulma.

"Hello, this is Miss Cleo!" Said Pan in a Miss Cleo voice.

"...Why is a phone psychic calling me???" Asked Bulma truly puzzled...

"Uhh, well... I see somethin' in your future..." Said Pan.

"What???" Asked Bulma.

"Somthin' awful..." Said Pan.

"Like what???" Asked Bulma.

"Let me check. It's all in the cards." Said Pan....

"I see... Someone dear to you.... Your father... Will be hurt very badly by many things...." Said Pan.

"Really?" Said Bulma looking out the window at her father, Mr. Briefs.

Mr. Briefs was outside standing there... Just, you know hanging around... Tryin' to get young people to hang with him...

"Oh, I love the young..." Said Mr. Briefs.

As Bulma watched she saw something in the distance... It was Vegeta on a pig!!! And it was heading right for Dr. Briefs...

"Dad! Look out!!!!" Screamed Bulma.

"What-?"

CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THE LIFE INSURANCE DOESNT COVER BEING RUN OVER BY A PIG!!!!!" Cryed Bulma.

"YIPPE KI YI YAY!!!! I'M GONNA FIND MY BRIDE!!!" Yelled Vegeta as his pig went down the street hitting Yamcha, who was heading torwards Capsule Corp....

"Owww..." 'Owwwed' Mr. Briefs...

Then Ninja's repelled from the sky and beat Mr. Briefs with knun-chucks!!! And one of the Ninja's took his wallet... And his credit card... And for the heck of it kicked him in the stomach!!! And repelled back into the sky....O_o.... Creepy...

Bulma is look through insurance papers....

"YAY!!! It does cover being trampled by a pig!!!" Cryed Bulma in joy....

"Hello?" Asked Pan.

"Oh, sorry...." Said Bulma picking up the phone.

"Ms. Cleo?" Asked Bulma.

"Ms. Cleo?! What the fudge you been smokin'?!" Yelled Pan.

"..."

"Anyway... So, you got meat loaf problems?" asked Pan.

"What???" Asked Bulma.

"Because if you do, then I've got something for you!!!! The MeatLoafSercuritSystemT-800!!! It'll turn into a deadly battle robot and kill that meat loaf, plays poker with you, be your karate partner, give you loveble hugs, and it has awsome catch phrases!!! Like, hausta la vesta, baby! Or I'll be back. Wow! Isnt that great?" Asked Pan.

"No thanks..." Said Bulma.

"Okay, then would you be interested in the MeatLoafSercuritySystemT-1000!!! It'll also kill that stupid meat loaf. But it can do a lot more!!! Like combat your MLSST-800, transform to liquid metal, turn's into you and kill everyone one you know and love, while your T-800 trys to save you!!!" Yelled Pan.

"...That whole trying to kill me and everyone I love sounds awfully tempting... But, no thanks..." Said Bulma.

"Fine, I didnt want to tell you this great deal, but, if it's the only way to get you to buy then here it is. The all new MLSST-X!!! It beats and kills the meat loaf, AND it fights your T-800, and later reprograms it to destroy. Plus it turns into a hot chick, for any of you lonely guys out there...." Said Pan.

"I'm I woman...." Said Bulma.

"It's okay if your into to that kinda thing!!!" Yelled Pan.

"Now just a min-"

"It is also equiped with a Plasma gun and a flamethrower!!!" Yelled Pan.

"I'LL TAKE IT!!!!" Yelled Bulma.

"Thank you, please send one million dollors to 123 Fake Street. And you'll get you MLSST-X within 8-10 months." Said Pan.

"Okay... 123 Fake Street... Got it!" Said Bulma.

"Thank you, sir." Said Pan.

"But I'm-"

"FREE KEVEN!!!" Yelled Pan hanging up.

"...Strange..." Said Bulma hanging up....

On the other line Trunks, Goten, and Pan where barfing and wetting them selfs laughing...

TBC

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Snake:Sorry for the short chapter. And BTW, with all the T-800 and T-1000 stuff.... Well, I just saw T3:Rise Of The Machines. Great movie!!! I advise all who havent seen it. GO AND SEE IT!!!... And no they did not pay me to say that... Promise to update sooner next time!!! Anyway, here are the choice of person,

1.Videl

2.Supreme Kai

3.Goku(again)

Please vote for your choice. PeAcE!!!!