Snake:Hello! I'm back with another wonderful chapter!!! And-
Grey Fox:He's says he has turd for brains!!!
Snake:Hey, where were you anyway? We havent seen you for three chapters!
Fox:I've been around....
Snake:Anyway, for todays chapter, is Goku again!!! YAY!!! This chapter should be a good one!!!
Fox:Anything else?
Snake:Not really, I have been trying to copyright the MeatLoafSecuritySystem.
Fox....Who in Gods name would want your stupid meat loaf idea?
Snake pulls out the wonderful baseball bat that returns from hell....*SMASH**WACK**FART!*:Shutup ya' dang hoochymama!!
Fox:Ouch....
Snake:Now on with the fic!!!
Phones Can Be Bad For Your Heath
Chapter 11:Goku2
I do not own anything
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After they all stopped barfing and pissin' them self Trunks Goten and Pan were... Thinking up more ways to mess with everyone.
(A/N:Sorry, I'm running out of opening scenes....)
"So, what's happening in your future???" Trunks asked.
"Cell, Frieza and Buu came back to life and went on a killing spree.... So, are all these people too stupid to be fooled by a couple of kids...?" Pan asked.
"....Apearantly..." Trunks said.
"So, who was the first person you guys called?" Pan asked.
"Mr. Son." Trunks said.
"My grandpa?" Pan said.
"Hey, lets call him again!" Goten said.
"Yeah, he WAS pretty easy..." Trunks said.
Goten picked up the phone and dieled Goku's number....
On the other line Goku is making AONTHER meatloaf.... But dont worry, he's using the... MLSS T-1000 model.... Hehehehe... He's in for a surpise...
"Now that I got a MLSS I can cook without worry..." Goku said wearing the same apron and hat....
RING! RING!
"Hello?" Goku asked picking up the phone.
Hello, this is Mr. AnotherPrankPhoneCall." Goten said.
"Are you anyway related to Mr. PrankPhoneCall?" Goku asked.
"Yes... But thats not important!" Goten yelled.
"Oh, ok..." Goku said.
"Anyway, where doing a movie, Stupid People that Die Alot. And we want you to play the hero of the movie." Goten said.
"Sure!" Goku yelled.
"QUIET!!!!......" Goten yelled.
"What......?" Goku asked as he went silent....
"..Do you have the MLSS T-1000....?" Goten asked.
"...Yeah..." Goku said.
"Then quick, man! Grab some pantiehoes!!!" Goten yelled....
"AHHH! Aright!!!" Goku yelled running off.....
5 minutes later.
"Ok, I got them..." Goku said holding up some pantiehoes.....
"Quickly, put them on your head!" Goten yelled.
"....Why....?" Goku asked.
"Just do what I say!!" Goten yelled.
"O-ok...." Goku said slipping the panties-hoes over his head...
"Now put on some pink hot pants!!!" Goten yelled.
"..." Goku did it anyway....
5 minutes Goku comes back, wearing pink leather hot pants....O_o...
"O_O... Umm... Anyway, now go grab one of Chichi's Uzis..." Goten said.
"Ok..." Goku said getting one of Chichi's Automatic submachine guns....
"Now go down to the quickie-mart and run in screaming, "I'M A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL AND I WANT THE VOICES TO GO AWAY!!!" Got it?" Goten asked.
"...."
"Now get going or I'll squirt monkey wiss in your face!" Goten yelled.
"AHHH!!! MONKEY WISS!!!" Goku screamed flying out the door.
5 seconds later.... Goku goes through the roof and goes by the cashier.
"I'M A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL AND I WANT THE VOICES TO GO AWAY!!!" Goku screamed firing off a few rounds of the Uzi he has.
"AHHH! It's a drug crazed Nazi!!!! Everyone get down!" The Cashier said fulling out a flamethrower and shot a stream of fire out of it and on to Goku. Goku lit like a Chrismas tree and screamed like alittle girl.
"EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Goku screamed as he rolled around.
"Ha! Take that drug pusher!" The cashier yelled....
Goku ran of of the quickie-mart screaming and rolling around....
"Hey look! a flaming pinata!!!" Yelled some guy mistaking Goku for a flaming pinata.... He the pantie-hoes and hot pants....
"Lets smash open the head and feast upon the goodys inside!!!" Another idoit yelled...
They all pulled out baseball bats and went after Goku....
"AHHHH!!!!" Goku screamed as he ran as fst as he could.....
5 minutes later Goku is back, and is brused and is bleeding and burnt....
"H-hello..?" Goku asked.
"MEATLOAF!!!!" Goten screamed as a meatloaf caming flying out of nowhere and knocking Goku to the ground....
"AHHH!!! MLSS! ATTACK!!!" Goku screamed.
"MLSS T-1000 gets up and turns into a little walking robot it walks over to Goku. And a laser gun pops out of its side... The laser shoots at Goku, cutting off some of his hair as it passes by his head...
"...AHHH!!!" Goku screamed running away with the MLSS T-1000 hot on his tail.....
Goten, Trunks and Pan was bursting with giggle and laughter....
To Be Continued...
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Snake:I know not that funny... Well, I'm runnin' out of ideas hear.... Please send me ideas, please! Now next chapter, Babidi!!! HAHA!!! YAHOO!! Please send ideas...._....
Grey Fox:He's says he has turd for brains!!!
Snake:Hey, where were you anyway? We havent seen you for three chapters!
Fox:I've been around....
Snake:Anyway, for todays chapter, is Goku again!!! YAY!!! This chapter should be a good one!!!
Fox:Anything else?
Snake:Not really, I have been trying to copyright the MeatLoafSecuritySystem.
Fox....Who in Gods name would want your stupid meat loaf idea?
Snake pulls out the wonderful baseball bat that returns from hell....*SMASH**WACK**FART!*:Shutup ya' dang hoochymama!!
Fox:Ouch....
Snake:Now on with the fic!!!
Phones Can Be Bad For Your Heath
Chapter 11:Goku2
I do not own anything
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After they all stopped barfing and pissin' them self Trunks Goten and Pan were... Thinking up more ways to mess with everyone.
(A/N:Sorry, I'm running out of opening scenes....)
"So, what's happening in your future???" Trunks asked.
"Cell, Frieza and Buu came back to life and went on a killing spree.... So, are all these people too stupid to be fooled by a couple of kids...?" Pan asked.
"....Apearantly..." Trunks said.
"So, who was the first person you guys called?" Pan asked.
"Mr. Son." Trunks said.
"My grandpa?" Pan said.
"Hey, lets call him again!" Goten said.
"Yeah, he WAS pretty easy..." Trunks said.
Goten picked up the phone and dieled Goku's number....
On the other line Goku is making AONTHER meatloaf.... But dont worry, he's using the... MLSS T-1000 model.... Hehehehe... He's in for a surpise...
"Now that I got a MLSS I can cook without worry..." Goku said wearing the same apron and hat....
RING! RING!
"Hello?" Goku asked picking up the phone.
Hello, this is Mr. AnotherPrankPhoneCall." Goten said.
"Are you anyway related to Mr. PrankPhoneCall?" Goku asked.
"Yes... But thats not important!" Goten yelled.
"Oh, ok..." Goku said.
"Anyway, where doing a movie, Stupid People that Die Alot. And we want you to play the hero of the movie." Goten said.
"Sure!" Goku yelled.
"QUIET!!!!......" Goten yelled.
"What......?" Goku asked as he went silent....
"..Do you have the MLSS T-1000....?" Goten asked.
"...Yeah..." Goku said.
"Then quick, man! Grab some pantiehoes!!!" Goten yelled....
"AHHH! Aright!!!" Goku yelled running off.....
5 minutes later.
"Ok, I got them..." Goku said holding up some pantiehoes.....
"Quickly, put them on your head!" Goten yelled.
"....Why....?" Goku asked.
"Just do what I say!!" Goten yelled.
"O-ok...." Goku said slipping the panties-hoes over his head...
"Now put on some pink hot pants!!!" Goten yelled.
"..." Goku did it anyway....
5 minutes Goku comes back, wearing pink leather hot pants....O_o...
"O_O... Umm... Anyway, now go grab one of Chichi's Uzis..." Goten said.
"Ok..." Goku said getting one of Chichi's Automatic submachine guns....
"Now go down to the quickie-mart and run in screaming, "I'M A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL AND I WANT THE VOICES TO GO AWAY!!!" Got it?" Goten asked.
"...."
"Now get going or I'll squirt monkey wiss in your face!" Goten yelled.
"AHHH!!! MONKEY WISS!!!" Goku screamed flying out the door.
5 seconds later.... Goku goes through the roof and goes by the cashier.
"I'M A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL AND I WANT THE VOICES TO GO AWAY!!!" Goku screamed firing off a few rounds of the Uzi he has.
"AHHH! It's a drug crazed Nazi!!!! Everyone get down!" The Cashier said fulling out a flamethrower and shot a stream of fire out of it and on to Goku. Goku lit like a Chrismas tree and screamed like alittle girl.
"EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Goku screamed as he rolled around.
"Ha! Take that drug pusher!" The cashier yelled....
Goku ran of of the quickie-mart screaming and rolling around....
"Hey look! a flaming pinata!!!" Yelled some guy mistaking Goku for a flaming pinata.... He the pantie-hoes and hot pants....
"Lets smash open the head and feast upon the goodys inside!!!" Another idoit yelled...
They all pulled out baseball bats and went after Goku....
"AHHHH!!!!" Goku screamed as he ran as fst as he could.....
5 minutes later Goku is back, and is brused and is bleeding and burnt....
"H-hello..?" Goku asked.
"MEATLOAF!!!!" Goten screamed as a meatloaf caming flying out of nowhere and knocking Goku to the ground....
"AHHH!!! MLSS! ATTACK!!!" Goku screamed.
"MLSS T-1000 gets up and turns into a little walking robot it walks over to Goku. And a laser gun pops out of its side... The laser shoots at Goku, cutting off some of his hair as it passes by his head...
"...AHHH!!!" Goku screamed running away with the MLSS T-1000 hot on his tail.....
Goten, Trunks and Pan was bursting with giggle and laughter....
To Be Continued...
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Snake:I know not that funny... Well, I'm runnin' out of ideas hear.... Please send me ideas, please! Now next chapter, Babidi!!! HAHA!!! YAHOO!! Please send ideas...._....
