GW/SM Cell Block Tango

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon.

This fic goes out to Sailor Dream Weaver, who inspired me to post my
LotR/SM fic on ff.net.

This is a parody from the movie Chicago

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Rei: Pop

Ami: Six

Makoto: Squish

Setsuna: Ah ah

Michiru: Cicero

Minako: Yuy

Rei: Pop

Ami: Six

Makoto: Squish

Setsuna: Ah ah

Michiru: Cicero

Minako: Yuy

Rei: Pop

Ami: Six

Makoto: Squish

Setsuna: Ah ah

Michiru: Cicero

Minako: Yuy All: He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

Michiru: I betcha you would have done the same!

Rei: Pop

Ami: Six

Makoto: Squish

Setsuna: Ah ah

Michiru: Cicero

Minako: Yuy

Rei (Spoken): You know how people

have these little habits

That get you down. Like Quatre.

Quatre like to chew gum.

No, not chew. POP.

Well, I came home this one day

And I am really irritated, and

looking for a little sympathy

and there'e Quatre layin'

on the couch, watching ballet

and chewin'. No, not chewin'.

Poppin'. So, I said to him,

I said, "Quatre, you pop that

gum one more time..."

and he did.

So I took the shotgun off the wall

and I fired two warning shots...

...into his head.

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would

Have done the same!

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would

Have done the same!

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would

Have dome the same

Ami (Spoken): I met Duo from

Coloney L1 about two years ago

and he told me he was single

and we hit it off right away.

So, we started living together.

He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd

mix him a drink, We'd have dinner.

Well, it was like heaven in

two and a half rooms.

And then I found out,

"Single" he told me?

Single, my ass. Not only

was he married

...oh, no, he had six wives.

One of those ladies men, you know. So that

night, when he came home, I mixed him

his drink as usual.

You know, some guys just can't hold

their arsenic.

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would

Have done the same!

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would

Have done the same!

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would

Have dome the same

Hah! He had it coming

He had it coming

He took a flower

In its prime

And then he used it

And he abused it

It was a murder

But not a crime!

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh

Cicero, Yuy

Makoto (Spoken): Now, I'm standing in the kitchen

carvin' up the chicken for dinner,

minding my own business,

and in storms my husband Wufei,

in a jealous Trance.

"You been screwin' the milkman,"

he says. He was crazy

and he kept screamin',

"you been screwin' the milkman."

And then he ran into my knife.

He ran into my knife ten times!

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Yuy

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Yuy

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Yuy

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Setsuna: What I am doing here? They say,

that the famous Zechs kept down my husband and I stoke off his head. But this is not true, I am guiltless. I

dont know why Uncle Sam says that I did it. I tried to explain at the police station but they didn't understand

me...

Minako (Spoken): Yeah, but did ya do it?

Setsuna: UH UH, not guilty!

Michiru: My sister, Haruka and

I did this double act

and my husband, Trowa,

used to travel round with us.

Now, for the last number in

our act, we did these 20 acrobatic

four,five...splits, spread eagles,

back flips,flip flops,

one right after the other.

Well, this one night we stayed at Cicero,

the three of us, sittin' up

in a hotel room, boozin' and

havin' a few laughs and

we ran out of ice.

So I went out to get some.

I come back, open the door

and there's Haruka and

Trowa doing Number Seventeen-

the spread eagle.

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had

Himself to blame.

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it tricks in a row,

one,two,three,

I betcha

You would

Have done

The same!

He had

It coming

He had it coming...

Michiru: Well, I was in such a state of shock,

I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing.

It wasn't until later,

when I was washing the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead.

They had it coming

They had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it

But if I'd done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

Minako: They had it coming

All: They had it coming

Minako: They had it coming

All: They had it coming

Minako: They had it coming

All: They took a flower

Minako: All along

All: In its prime

Minako: I didn't do it

All: And then they used it

Minako: But if I'd done it

All: And they abused it

Minako: How could you tell me

All: It was a murder

Minako: That I was wrong?

All: But not a crime!

Minako: I loved Heero Yuy

more than I can possibly say.

He was a real moody guy...

sensitive... a Gundam pilot.

But he was troubled.

He was always trying

to find himself.

He'd go out every night

looking for himself

and on the way

he found Usagi,

Relena,

Hotaru and Hildie.

I guess you can say we broke

up because or artistic differences.

He saw himself as alive

and I saw him dead.

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had

Himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha

You would

Have done

The same!

[ALL]

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[Minako, Rei, Makoto]

They had it comin'

[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]

They had it comin'

[Minako, Rei, Makoto]

They had it comin'

[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]

They had it comin'

[Minako, Rei, Makoto]

They had it comin'

[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]

They had it comin'

[Minako, Rei, Makoto]

All along

[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]

All along

'Cause if they used us

'Cause if they used us And they abused us

And they abused us

[Minako, Rei, Makoto]

How could you tell us

[Setsuna, Michelle, Ami]

How could you tell us That we were wrong?

That we were wrong?

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had

Himself

To blame.

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha

You would

Have done

The same!

Rei (Spoken): You pop that gum one more time!

Ami (spoken): Single my ass.

Makoto (Spoken): Ten times!

Setsuna (Spoken): Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe.

Michiru (Spoken): Number seventeen-the spread eagle.

Minako (Spoken): Artistic differences.

All: I betcha you would have done the same!