Random final fantasy story: #1

FROGLOP: mwaha u mortal fools, uhm sorry for this fan fic but I found to irrasitable.

Me: what to mean "SORRY"

FROGLOP: QUICK RUN BEFORE HE DOES THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE REANNACTMENT.

Cloud walks into a room full of high moogles in which he drops the pink frog (yes its arieths - hopefully greta- the author of the story "and then the salmon came" will not take offence to the pink idea) With frogs in mind tifas lone apprentice, the evil monkey started to jump on clouds head, and in anger, threw fecies at the moogles.

But why oh why did the banana die. poor banana.

Tiffa walks in and tackles the evil monkey, loosing one of her large silicon breast implants, at the same time being replaced by a large fecie. poor banana.

Any way, the frog then jumped into sephitroths large uh. bottom. Sephiroth is now running around regretting eating the damn banana. Whoops, I mean eating that ALREADY dead banana.

The moogle then ate the frog, which I can tell u is worse then licking frogs, so he throws it up and all the moogles took turns in licking frog.

Poor banana..

The music "fame" begins and Seymour runs out with mrs pacman, Seymour is wearing a spray on tights, and by that I means nothing but paint, yes all you Seymour lovers out there will be feeling rather randy. And well mrs pacman was covering up all the nasty parts. They did the can can with a froglop on their heads, although a froglop ways up to 10 tonnes.

Poor banana.

Sora walks out with his best friend, that damn yeandolise kid, whats his name. oh yeah CAMERON!! In which the froglop got angry and ate him, giving him bad digestion and diarrhea, relaxing his buttocks he gently released all over semour.

Poor banana.

Tifa walks up to cloud, cloud runs around in disgust, yes the horrible stench.

Poor banana.

Dammit! That stupid women kefka just walked in and uh OH NO!!! he has tooth pcks with extracts of bananas AHHH They then killed kefka the end.