Well, here's my 2nd try for a fanfic.

I don't own SSBM.

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StUpId SmAsH BrOtHeRs

2 Stupid quick stories, and a special…

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Time Stupid

Link and Y.  Link was sitting on a hill in hyrule field.  Y.  Link was watching clouds while Link was polishing his sword.  Everything was quiet until Link said…

Link: Hey, self.  Have you ever wondered what would happen to the other if one of us died?

Y.  Link: No, why?

Link: Just wondering.

Y.  Link: It would probably be that if I die, then you die, because with us being the same people, if I died, then I wouldn't have the rest of the life, therefore you'd never be able to live past the age 10.  But I'm not sure…

Link: Well let's see…  pulls light arrow back

Y.  Link: gulp…

Girly Cat Fight

Peach and Zelda were standing on Peach's Castle, yelling at each other.

Peach: I'M PRETTIER!

Zelda: NO, I AM!

Peach: NO, ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!  AND DON'T YOU FORGET!

Zelda: I HAVE PRETTIER NAILPOLISH! NAH NAH NANANANAH!

Nana: (From nowhere) Someone call?

Both princesses: SHUT UP!

Zelda: grabs bat and homeruns nana

Peach: Now then, I HAVE PRETTIER NAILPOLI…  gets hit by nana

Nana and Peach start fighting.

Peach: OWWWW!  I broke a fingernail!

Zelda: starts laughing

The next thing that happens is there's a huge fight cloud…

The Smashers Go Camping Part 1

Samus: I wonder where the others are. Oh well. I'll set up camp.  Charges laser

 Link: Wait!  If you do that, it'll leave a mess!  Allow me…  does spin attack leaving huge area.  There.

Samus: Whatever.  Puts backpack on ground.  Let's search for food.

Link: K.

The second they leave Kirby comes flying down

Kirby:  I'm hungry…  sees samus' backpack.  Maybe there's food in there.  Searches backpack.  Nope.  Throws backpack in tent, quietly planting a motion sensor bomb

Kirby: I'll just find the others.  Runs off in random direction

Jigglypuff: What a mess!  Starts cleaning.  After cleaning the outside cleans tentRuns into motion sensor bomb.  Jiiiiiiiiggullypuuufff!

StAy TuNeD fOr MoRe CrAzY mAdNeSs!