Sorry about the messing up in the chapters,but word is (door slams)ing up. Anyways. Here We GO!!!! CHAPTER FOUR:::MORE IDIOTICALNESSNESS

When The Smashers Go To School

We once again join our friends at school. Teacher: As I was saying. your math blah yap. reading you dribble blah. And so on.You may start

Capt. Falcon (to link): This is a load of crap. We have to get outta here.

Link (to CF): I've got an idea,but it involves everyone. When she needs a bathroom break we'll tell everyone. This is what we do.

2 Hours Later.

Teacher: I'm leaving for 20 minutes, but if I hear one word through the intercom YOUR DEAD!!!!

The teacher leaves. Five seconds later paper airplanes are flying through the room and everyone reads their part in the plan.

Kirby: (Sucks up bowser and copies his weight and stands in front of the door with DK and Bowser to keep the teacher out for long enough. Meanwhile, yoshi is tongue-ing the tiles and pichu / pikachu is digging a trap, as Mewtwo is teleporting Jigglypuff to the teacher to make her fall asleep.The four swordsman are cutting down trees to block the door, and capt falcon is getting his car ready for a fast escape. The ice climbers are making the path to the trap icy slippery, and the plumbers are making the trap fiery. 35 minutes later the teacher is coming to the room with fifty cotton balls up her ears and bust opens the door. She takes one step and she slides into the trap and gets burned, but her big (vase falls) burns it too fast for it to do anything. She climbes out and starts running to the escaping smashers but a couple of thousand logs fall on her.)

1 Month Later.

Link: WE GOT RID OF THAT OLD HAG!!!!HURRAY!!!

Balloons start floating everywhere and even more spit balls are on the ceiling.Then the door opens.

Teacher: Hello, im your new teacher. Welcome to hell.

Y.Link: (Stands up on desk,turns around, and shows butt) Kiss my butt! (Turns around again) Oh wait, make that kiss my balls! (Shows private area)

A knife comes flying and Ylink jumps out of the way.

Y.Link: Tu-shay!!!

Y.Link and the teacher have a fight with swords.

Will Young Link defeat the teacher, or be taught a lesson of nudity?

When The Smashers Have Head Lice And Pimples

OOS:First I'd like to give a little credit to ojamajo (I think. or whoever the one with the pimple thing) for giving me a boost.Im not stealing your idea,im just using a subject of it.

Second: HAVE FUN!!!

Ylink: (wakes up)......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Ness comes in the door

Ness: pimples?I have em too. And my head itches a lot

Ylink: So does mine. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Link comes in

Link: I remember this day. pimples. in five minutes theyre going to be as big as a baseball

Ylink:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! 4 minutes and 45 seconds later.

Everyone else: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! (are in the room)

Pimples grow.

Ylink: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! (runs threw the door to the bathroom,meanwhile giving everyone lice.

~BREAKFAST~

Everyone is eating as best they could with the head lice making them scratch. well,except link and ylink

Link: COME OUT! I NEED TO USE THE DAMN BATHROOM!!!

Ylink: I can't.

Link: Come on. (Uses sword to open door) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Everyone comes to see what happened,but in the bathroom is just a lot of red pimples.

Ylink: I told you I couldn't.

Will Young Link get out? Will Link get to go? Will the head lice die? Tune in next time!!!

Time Stoppers

Ylink: I'm bored.

Ness: Yea. Wait, lets see what's in the basement!

Y.Link: Yea!!!!

2 Minutes Later

Ness:Hey, I found a watch!

Ylink: Let me see! (trips and touches ness while he pushes a button that says STOP)

Drip is halfway through air and is stopped.

Ylink: (looks up) uuuh, what button did you push, cause everything but us has stopped.

Ness: (looks up) Cool! This stop button is weird ^.^

Ylink: You know what that means.. ANY THING WE WANT TO DO!!!

Ness: Lets drive!

Ylink: Yea!

10 Minutes later

Ylink: Who drives first?

Ness: Lets flip a coin

Ylink: Ok.

2 Seconds later

Ylink:I forgot you were phsycic

Ness: Shuddup. (Starts car and slams gas pedal)

5 seconds later

Ness: Oops

Ylink: How about this. You take one car, ill take another.

Ness: Deal

10 Minutes later Ylink: YEEHAW!!

Ness: Driving is cool

Ylink: Where should we go first?

Where WILL they go first? Tune in next time!