Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Naruto characters or even the show and manga.

I do own Zidane.

Ugh.. Sorry I haven't updated the story lately.. I've been REALLY sick for 4 weeks now. When I get better the stories will improve and I'm thinking of doing a story in a few different Animes as well. Well, enjoy. And I wrote this while I'm still sick so enjoy it.

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Our little chuunins didn't have any missions today. It was a day off for them in a way. "Sooo, Kakashi what's our mission today?" Zidane asked hoping it was a good mission. Kakashi looked up from his book, "None. We have a day off. That is why I'm having you four climb that cliff with a hand tied behind your back." Zidane jumped for joy, "YEAH!" Naruto was surprised, "What..? Um, Kakashi-sensei I know I can do that but won't it be hard for Sakura?"

"Oh, yeah.. I forgot about that.. I'll let her use both hands. But you three boys will use one hand."

Sakura looked up at the cliff, "I'm not sure I could do that with both hands!!"

"I'm sure you can do it." Both Sasuke and Naruto said, "Huh?" they both looked at each other. Sakura looked at Sasuke, not caring that Naruto said it, "Sasuke.. Thank you." Sakura said glad Sasuke cheered her up a little. "Huh? What about me! I said you can do it too!" Naruto said hoping Sakura even paid attention.

"Huh? Oh, and you too." Sakura replied to Naruto.

"Grr.. Damn that Sasuke..." he thought ot himself.

"Ok, my ninja wannabes come here so I shall tie your hand behind your back." Kakashi smiled holding up rope.

Naruto was first, Kakashi tied the rope around his waist first, then wrapped it around his wrist, tying it to the rope. "It feels uncomfortable with the hand behind my back." Naruto whined a little.

"That means it's a good thing, next!" Kakashi was having fun with this.

"Next!" Kakashi shouted.

"Geez! No fucking need to shout!" Zidane yelled at Kakashi while rubbing his ear.

Kakashi tied Zidane's hand, and then Sasuke.

They were all walking toward the cliff, Zidane and Naruto were joking around like idiots, while Sasuke was walking silently to himself. Sakura was walking along side to Sasuke admiring him. "I dare you!" Zidane said to Naruto, who was laughing like hell. "Aw, come on! Not now!" Naruto whined, while laughing.

"Don't be a wuss! Be a big, bad Shinobi! Do it!" Zidane said to him about to laugh.

"Why don't you do it?!" Naruto still laughing.

"Because I wanna see you do it! Come on!"

"Pfft.. Alright!" Naruto finally gave in to this mysterious gesture.

He ran up to Kakashi, "Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto tried his best not to laugh.

"Yes, Naruto?" Kakashi said not looking away from his book.

"Me and Zidane were wonder, uh.. Since we never see you with women, do you think of us as in the eyes of a perverted Jounin?" Naruto snickered.

"So.. You're suggesting I'm gay? Here.. Look at this.. Does this make me gay?" He said showing Naruto the contents of his book. Naruto looked at it, blushed and shut right up, slowing down to Zidane.

"Well?"

"He's a pervert! But luckily he DOES like women." Naruto said looking straight ahead.

Zidane laughed like hell, "Well why doesn't he get chicks?"

Naruto laughed at that comment.

"We're here!"

They all looked up at the cliff, Zidane grinned knowing he could do it, Naruto had his mind set on that he could do it, Sasuke just stood there knowing he could do it also, and Sakura had doubts she could do it. Sasuke looked over at Sakura who was trembling. "Don't worry.. You can do it." Sasuke said to her giving a rare smile.

Sakura blushed, "R-Right!" Naruto got jealous a little, "I know you can do it too, Sakura!"

"Heh.. Thank you Naruto." Sasuke smiled at Naruto.

Naruto got a little more confident, and was happy.

"Begin!" Kakashi yelled out, while starting a stop watch. Zidane grabbed a rock a slung right up about 5 feet with ease. Naruto was shocked at how much more strength Zidane had. Naruto accepted he couldn't do it though, and just grabbed a rock and pulled up while pushing up with his legs. Zidane waited for him. Sasuke started climbing the same time Naruto did. Sakura pulled herself up a little.

Zidane slowed his pace to talk to Naruto, make jokes, and make fun of Kakashi.

"Well, are you sure she likes me?" Naruto asked Zidane.

"Of course, dude! I've seen her look at you at some times. She's beginning to like you!" Zidane pulled himself up.

"Yes! She-- arnngh!-- likes me!" Naruto was having some difficulty with this.

"Hmm.. Speaking of chicks, you think that Ino chick likes me?"

"Heh.. No doubt about that. You actually made her let go of Sasuke and run outside!"

"Wait a second.. I made her let go of Sasuke.. Do both Sakura and Ino like Sasuke?"

"Yeah.. They fight over them.. You saw some of it."

"Ohh.. Heh, that proves I got charms."

"Pfft.. A girl that would fall for you has to be blind, deaf, and dumb."

"Hey, you little bastard! You're no prize pig yourself!"

They were like idiots.

Sakura heard some of it, and was blushing at what they said about her liking Naruto.

Yeah right, you're probably gonna-- AHH!" Naruto's grip slipped and he started to fall. Zidane reached his foot out catching the draw-string on Naruto's coat, making coat slam into the cliff. "Ow! You could have done that easier! That hurt!"

"Well, atleast that's better than death, now grab the cliff! My leg is getting tired!"

A little later Zidane and Naruto were close to the top. Sasuke and Sakura were a little below them. Sasuke was helping her. "Could you.. hear what they were saying, Sasuke..?" Sakura asked pulled herself up. Sasuke laughed a little, Yeah, they're dumbasses.. Why? What would you care what they were saying?"

"N-nothing.. No reason.." Sakura blushed. Sasuke noticed it.

"Hey Zidane, race ya to the top."

"You'll regret asking.." Zidane grinned and swung himself all the way to the top. Naruto gasped, and almost choked on his spit.

"12 minutes." Kakashi was waiting for the rest to come up.

"Tell ya the truth, Kakashi-sensei I was just slagging back for them."

"I noticed."

4 minutes later Naruto came up, "Wha--how--what-- How'd you do that?!"

"I just threw myself up."

"But, that takes strength! You look so weak!" Zidane sweatdropped.

16 minutes later Sasuke and Sakura came up.

"32 minutes." Kakashi said putting away his stopwatch.

"Obviously you three need to train more. Zidane was slagging back so you don't need to."

Sakura went off, "WHAT?! HE GETS OUT OF IT?!"

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Sorry it was so late.. Expect an update in about 2 weeks maybe 1.. Sorry for it being so late and the next story being late also..