I've been so annoyed with my attempts at chapter three, so I wrote this .. It takes the piss, seriously. It seems my ability to write well has been short lived..... oh well, maybe if I'm a good girl, it'll come back....

Luv Kafers

Ragnarok

By Kafers

Valhalla: (Hall-of-the-slain), Odin's hall in Asgard where all who die in battle gather - Snorri Sturluson's Edda

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"I..... I can't move..."

"Shh, I-It'll be okay"

"I can't feel............. Am I dying?"

"No... No please, you can't die! I won't let you!"

"I......."

"Please! Please, keep your eyes open!"

"I...... Why is there blood.....?"

"Oh God"

"It's so red....... I think..... I feel dizzy...."

"Keep your eyes open!!"

"Can't.......... I need...... sleep..."

"Please! NO!!"

"I........ I love you...... Sei...."

"Ah! NO! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!"

RAGNAROK IS COME - THE HALL OF THE SLAIN AWAITS

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This rather serious addition to our story is interrupted by - *AN AMUSING INTERLUDE*

*Kafers jumps out of her dust bin, complete with microphone and a snazzy outfit (use your imagination)*

Kafers: Hello follocks! And welcome to the halls of Valhalla! Today we will be discussing some very important issues - not excluding what-colour-are-Squalls-underpants, the true meaning of Zell's tattoo, and why Irvine has never had a steady girlfriend-

Irvine: Hey! I've had many steady girlfriends!

Squall: Whatever....

Kafers: *Ahem*, Anyways, alas alack, we have no time to talk about random visions, unusual and cruel plot twists, strange romantic outcomes, and Kafers inability to write anything decent at the moment...

Zell: At all.

Kafers: What?

Zell: You mean, you inability to write anything decent at all.

Kafers: Oi! That was rude. No sex scene for Zell *gets out big black marker pen and crosses out writing* .

Zell: Bollocks!

Seifer: Just goes to show, this is what happens when you open your useless trap..

Zell: Hey, at least I can make the moves!

Kafers: Ooh, low blow...

Seifers: Yeah, well... at least... at least I'm not a complete tosser!

Zell: I'm sorry, did you just insult me? I could have sworn I heard a fart on the wind...

Seifer: *goes very very red* I'm gonna ring your stupid little neck...

Squall: *puts on Smart Glasses* Now now, don't be to harsh on Zell - he suffers from a common male aliment. I like to call it; TWS.

Seifer: TWS?

Squall: Tosser-wanker-syndrome.

Seifer: Ah, makes sense...

Zell: !?

Kafers: *laughs evilly*

Squall: I believe Irvine also suffers some-what from this aliment...

Irvine: What!? Why'd you have to drag me down as well!?!

Squall: *takes of Smart Glasses* Well, its true.

Irvine: *falls over*

Seifer: What a bunch of planks.

*Seifer is suddenly struck by an idea. Said idea gives Seifer a nose bleed. And we all know what that means....^_~*

Seifer: *trying to cover river of blood* Hey Squall....

Squall: Yes...?

Seifer: Would you, erm... like to make mad passionate love to me, followed by many angst ridden adventures, complete with action, torment, comfort, more passionate love making, before stealing a tourist boat and eloping to France for ever more, so we can live happily ever after and annoy the locals with our wild late night lovin'?

Squall: Erm... Okay then.

Seifer: *grin* Great! Lets go!

Kafers: *closes curtains* Well, that's all we have time for I'm afraid..............*stony silence*.........................Look, I can't write sex people, since this fic is an R, and NC-17 is banned. *pleading looks from audience (consisting of two people and a packet of popcorn)* ............. Fine, have it your way. I'll write a kinky scene........... in the next 101 chapters! Mwhahaha.........

*ahem* You are the weakest link, so eff off.

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Told you this take the piss. My apologies to anyone who went mad due to my randomness....

Hehe, anyways, thank you so much for the review's people! I never thought anyone would actually read my story... =^^=

TinyTaz: Hehe, but I could change the plot at any moment...mwhahaha. Faery of fun: wow, thanks =^^=. I I keep thinking that I'm not getting anything right - but if people like that, then that's ok ^^. Ragdoll: He would have pinned him to the table and ... well, I'll leave the rest up to your imagination ^_~. Deadxdreamer: I love long reviews! Hehe, thanks, I'm over my illness now (though it gives me less excuse to sit at home and write... darn), thanks so much for taking the time to be constructive ^^. I have very little esteem when it comes to writing... by I'm so happy that you read my fic randomly ^^, that's the only way to do it ^_~. Miriya: Hello! It's all true, I can't write - my muse wrote this for me! hehe, sorry I didn't get the MacVities into this chapter... so we'll have to wait and see :p. Darksquall: Yay, I'm British ^^. Don't worry about spelling, I am acclaimed to be the worst speller in the world! I'm so bad, about 5 people have offered to beta my stories - my spelling is truly cringe worthy ^^;;;. (and here I am, spending more time on fic's, rather than exam's...). Hehe, I'm so ecstatic, people really like my writing ^^. Race Ulfson NSI: Ah, the dream... I do love my plot twists ^^. Hehe, I'm happy you like, since all I can write is "normal" stuff ^^;;. Pink Cherry Blossom: I couldn't help myself - Squall just really strike's me as someone who'd hate to be hit on (look at his dad for goodness sake!), so he'd get all cute and nervous =^^=.

Coming to a Cinema near you: The Return of the Flirter - Zell goes for it again. Good Irvine Hunting - will he ever go steady!? And of course, Seifer & Squall - two star crossed lovers, but will their story be a tragedy or not?

So, sit back, buy some popcorn, and crew until something happens.....

Luv Kafers