Disclaimer: I only own the stupidity of this story, nothing else. Not Kingdom Hearts or anything else I may mention.
Chapter Two:
"Hello, all!!" Cloud waltzed into the room.
"Aaaahhh!!! My puppy!!" Sora jumped up from the floor and tackled Cloud.
"For the last time, I'm not a puppy!!" Cloud kicked Sora away from him. "And if you ever touch me again, I'm gonna put hair-remover in your shampoo!"
Sora backed away, "My puppy's in a bad mood."
He bounced back over to Kairi and Riku as Cloud stole all their food.
"Hey, look at that!" Riku pointed to something in the corner. "What is it?"
"I don't know. It looks squishy." Sora replied as he and Riku knelt over it. "Touch it."
"No, you touch it." Riku pushed Sora closer to it.
"Don't touch me!"
"Who said that?" Riku and Sora looked around the room. "Hello?"
"Hello." Cloud popped up from behind a counter.
"Down here."
"I really like their songs." Sora said. Riku nodded in agreement.
"Not the group, Downhere! I mean down here, as in look down, you idiots!"
"That wasn't very nice." Riku declared. "Where are you, again?"
"Down here! Down here! DOWN HERE!!!!"
Sora and Riku looked down at the little thing in the corner, then jumped back.
"You talk?!" Riku asked.
"Well, duh."
"What are you?" Sora asked and crawled closer to it.
"Don't ask." it said. It wiggled it's little blue body in a movement they took as trying to move, but couldn't quite get it in motion. "Could you get me a rubber ducky?"
Where is this going? Really.
"Eeeeww!!!" Everybody turned around to see Cloud with something liquid-like splattered all over him. "I think your turkey has gone bad."
"Where'd you get that?" Kairi jumped up from where she had been watching and ran over to Cloud. "I've been looking for that everywhere!"
She whiped some of the liquid stuff off of Cloud's shoulder and ate it.
Cloud threw up.
"It's not that bad." Kairi looked down at the very sickened Cloud.
He was hunched over the sink, sick as a dog.
"I knew he was my puppy!!" Sora jumped up and ran over to them. "Gimme some of that."
Sora reached over and got some of the liquid stuff out of Cloud's hair and ate it.
"Just kill me now." Cloud looked up, "Just do it."
"Okay." Sora took a swing at him with his keyblade.
Cloud ducked his head into his shirt, "I've lost my head, some one must pay!!"
"What are you, a Popple?" Riku snickered at the bar.
They're too young to have a bar, what am I saying?! Let's pretend that it's a salad bar, 'cause that's what it is.
"That's something I never thought I'd hear." Leon said as he walked into the room.
Why do these people keep showing up? They don't even live on Destiny Islands! And did they just break in to the house?
So many questions, none I'm going to answer.
Chapter Two:
"Hello, all!!" Cloud waltzed into the room.
"Aaaahhh!!! My puppy!!" Sora jumped up from the floor and tackled Cloud.
"For the last time, I'm not a puppy!!" Cloud kicked Sora away from him. "And if you ever touch me again, I'm gonna put hair-remover in your shampoo!"
Sora backed away, "My puppy's in a bad mood."
He bounced back over to Kairi and Riku as Cloud stole all their food.
"Hey, look at that!" Riku pointed to something in the corner. "What is it?"
"I don't know. It looks squishy." Sora replied as he and Riku knelt over it. "Touch it."
"No, you touch it." Riku pushed Sora closer to it.
"Don't touch me!"
"Who said that?" Riku and Sora looked around the room. "Hello?"
"Hello." Cloud popped up from behind a counter.
"Down here."
"I really like their songs." Sora said. Riku nodded in agreement.
"Not the group, Downhere! I mean down here, as in look down, you idiots!"
"That wasn't very nice." Riku declared. "Where are you, again?"
"Down here! Down here! DOWN HERE!!!!"
Sora and Riku looked down at the little thing in the corner, then jumped back.
"You talk?!" Riku asked.
"Well, duh."
"What are you?" Sora asked and crawled closer to it.
"Don't ask." it said. It wiggled it's little blue body in a movement they took as trying to move, but couldn't quite get it in motion. "Could you get me a rubber ducky?"
Where is this going? Really.
"Eeeeww!!!" Everybody turned around to see Cloud with something liquid-like splattered all over him. "I think your turkey has gone bad."
"Where'd you get that?" Kairi jumped up from where she had been watching and ran over to Cloud. "I've been looking for that everywhere!"
She whiped some of the liquid stuff off of Cloud's shoulder and ate it.
Cloud threw up.
"It's not that bad." Kairi looked down at the very sickened Cloud.
He was hunched over the sink, sick as a dog.
"I knew he was my puppy!!" Sora jumped up and ran over to them. "Gimme some of that."
Sora reached over and got some of the liquid stuff out of Cloud's hair and ate it.
"Just kill me now." Cloud looked up, "Just do it."
"Okay." Sora took a swing at him with his keyblade.
Cloud ducked his head into his shirt, "I've lost my head, some one must pay!!"
"What are you, a Popple?" Riku snickered at the bar.
They're too young to have a bar, what am I saying?! Let's pretend that it's a salad bar, 'cause that's what it is.
"That's something I never thought I'd hear." Leon said as he walked into the room.
Why do these people keep showing up? They don't even live on Destiny Islands! And did they just break in to the house?
So many questions, none I'm going to answer.
