Disclaimer: Again, I own nothing of Kingdom Hearts and other characters or things I may have mentioned in this apparently confusing story. Thank you.

Author's Note: Thanks for your reviews! Yes, my story is going to go somewhere, I'm just not sure where yet. I just write what pops into my head and hope for the best.

Chapter Three:

"Leon!"

The room went silent as he tripped on the rug.

"When'd we put that in?" Sora asked. Riku shrugged his shoulders and walked over to it.

Leon was just getting up when Riku pulled it out from under him. "Aaagghh!!"

"I have no idea when we got it." Riku studied it, not noticing Leon at all, "It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!"

Riku threw it down on Leon's head.

"I don't have to take this," Leon said, throwing the rug off his head, "I'm going home!"

"Oh, hey Leon!" everybody said at once, "When'd you get here?"

"You know, that was really freaky." Leon said. Noticing Cloud had thrown up, he ran out of the room for a second, then came back. Everybody followed him, for some reason, "Stop it!"

"Ha, ha! Look who's paranoid now!" Cloud shouted.

Leon grabbed the closest possible object he could pick up and hurled it at Cloud (maybe I shouldn't have used the word 'hurled' to describe it).

"Aaaahhh!!!" a girl screamed as the object flew through the air. "Toto!!"

Yes, Dorothy Gale was there too. I'm not sure why...

Toto flew through the air and struck Cloud in the head, sending him and the poor dog backwards to the floor.

Dorothy ran over and picked up Toto, "I have to go see the Wizard!"

"I'm here!"

Everybody looked around and spotted geese.

What is that?! Where do I come up with this stuff?

Riku pointed to their TV, "Hey, when'd we get a TV?"

"I like chicken." Sora said as he started to hallucinate from the bad turkey. Kairi was also starting to act strangely from eating it.

Cloud hadn't eaten any, but was acting weird anyway from being hit by a flying dog.

"Did you forget about me?" a face on the television asked. Everybody stared at it.

"How'd you get in there?" Kairi asked, looking all around it. Then she fell over.

"Are you the Wizard?" Dorothy asked it.

"Yes, yes, I am." he said. "Hold on a minute."

They all watched the screen as the Wizard stood up and walked away. He came back shorter (not that you could really tell the height of a guy on your TV), holding something in his hands. "Did somebody lose this?"

He held up a rubber ducky.

"Rubber ducky!" the little blue thing shouted. The Wizard reached through the screen with his hand and tossed the little bathtime toy over to it. It jiggled in happiness. "Thank you!"

The Wizard sat back down, "You've very welcome. Polite little blob, isn't it?"

"You're a wizard?" Riku asked, poking the screen with his finger.

"Stop that, and yes I'm a wizard. The Wizard of OZ. Perhaps you've heard of me?"

Dorothy was the only one who nodded her head, obviously, because nobody else could nod her head for her. The rest had blank expressions on their faces and chocolate pudding.

Chocolate pudding?

"Oh well." the Wizard said. "Did you want to ask me something?"

"How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?" Sora pressed his face against the screen.

"It depends on if it's big licks or little licks." he replied, twirling his fake mustache around his finger, "On average, about 783."

"You're not supposed to answer that question!" Sora backed away, disguisted with the Wizard. "I want my puppy!"

Cloud looked up from a coloring book he had been working on, "Everybody is crazy, except for me."

He went back to coloring.