Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except the little blue blob. I think that is just little sad, isn't it?

Chapter Four:

Later that day, Sora and Kairi were still hallucinating and Cloud was still...well, you know.

"I need a hammer and a bowl of cream cheese!" Cloud threw his hand up dramatically, "That onion doesn't look right."

Okay, so he's getting worse.

"That's because it's a pickle." Leon replied as Kairi kept trying to braid his hair. "Will you please leave me ALONE?!!!"

Leon ran over to the window. Kairi followed, so Leon pushed her out.

"Hey you can't do that to my girlfriend!" Sora spit.

"I just cleaned that!" Aerith cried.

"When'd she get here?" Riku glance up from the newest book he was reading : What To Do When Your Half-Brother Is Dating Your Twin Sister, and Other Crazy Stuff.

"Let's cook the duck!" Kairi exclaimed after she climbed back through the window. Leon pushed her out again.

"Hee hee hee!!" Cloud giggled as he jumped out the window after Kairi.

"First my girlfriend, now my puppy!" Sora picked up the little blue blob from the corner and tossed it out the window. "This just isn't my day."

"MINE!!! MINE!!! MINE!!!"

Everybody looked out the window to see Cloud and Kairi fighting over the blob.

"It's mine, he's my friend!" Kairi snorted. Cloud laughed like an idiot...a pyscotic idiot.

"I'm a cereal killer! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!" Cloud lifted up a box of Raisin Bran and smashed it on the ground.

"No!!!!" Kairi looked down at the crushed cereal, "That was the last box!!!"

"You know you hated that stuff." Cloud poked her nose with his finger.

"Its dangerous!" Kairi said, gazing off a something not there. A monkey, maybe? "I'm an axe murderer."

"Okay."

"I murder axes." Kairi pulled out a kazoo and played with it. "Aaahhh!!!"

A pidgeon landed on a stump.

What does that have to do with anything?

"Kairi?" Riku threw a pillow at Sora, who was currently throwing the rest of their stuff out the window.

"Heh?" Kairi said as Sora threw himself out the window. "Hi."

"I'm not dead." Riku told everyone.

"That's good to know." a voice said.

"Who are you?" Sora climbed a tree, then got struck by a freak lightning bolt. "I'm all toasty now."

"I'm Batman!" Batman jumped from the roof of the house. "Come, Robin, to the Ratmobile!"

"Ratmobile?"

"We've had budget cuts." Batman replied. "Robin? Robin, where are you?"

"I'm here!" a boy with a large, yellow, talking, stuffed bear named Pooh stepped into view.

"Wrong Robin."

"I'm stupid!!!" Cloud spoke up.

"You're not stupid, Cloud!" Aerith said as she was flung from the window by, not Sora, but a strong wind. "You're just mentally decapitated."

Cloud tried to catch her as she fell, but missed, so she ended up in a ditch. "Ewe!!!"

A large sheep walked up behind Sora.

"My new puppy!!!" Sora turned around and hugged the sheep, then painted it blue. "I love my new, blue puppy!!!"

The sheep bleeted then ran away as fast as it could, but didn't see that wall...

"Oh well." Kairi twirled around in little circles before trying to run to Sora. Wherever she ran, she kept bumping into an elephant.

Do they have elephants on Destiny Islands?

"I think I'm gonna be sick!!" Riku exclaimed, then fell from the window clutching his stamp collection.

"Try saying 'toy boat' three times fast!"

Toy boat, toy boat, toy boyt. Aaaaggghh!!!