Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story except the man of many names, otherwise known as Riku and Sora's father... Oh and I own the crowd, too... And EMHoNR...that's it. The rest does not belong to me and never will. Do you people even read these anymore?
Author's Note: Anyway, the story is now going somewhere...right out the window!!! Ahhahahahahaha!!!!
No, really, it's gonna get good now(sorta). Hope you like it, it'll all be over soon. It may only have eight or nine chapters the way I number them. This is chapter six, but fanfiction.net says it's chapter seven because I had that intro...
Anyway, on to the story!
Chapter Six:
"Are you sure he's going to be all right?"
It had been a few hours since Leon had hit Cloud. After awhile they thought that he would have gotten better, but unfortunately, he was now dunking his head repeatedly into the goldfish tank.
"Fishy! Fishy! Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
"Leon, stop that!" somebody he didn't know told him.
"Sorry." Leon ducked his head as Cloud pulled out all of the aquarium's castles and tossed them to various places in the room.
They were back at Sora, Riku, and Kairi's house, if you didn't know, and Sora and Riku's father was there too.
"I'm so glad, I have a dad!!" Sora sang and skipped around the room.
"Stop rhyming, you idiot, and sit down before you hurt me." Sora's father said. He will now be referred to as Bobert or Bob or Frank or Newton or Cole or Simon or Cal or Jason or Freddy or Lando(Bloom?) or Woogie Bubble, if you're online.
Anyway, back to the story.
"I wanna go too!!!" Kairi cried as Bob took Riku and Sora to the park. Actually, he was taking Riku, but Sora had a death grip on Riku's right arm, forcing them to take him along as well.
"I can't feel my hand." Riku looked down at his hand. "And it's a funny shade of black."
"Don't be silly," Cloud imitated a proper English lady, "There is only one shade of black."
Suddenly, Kairi looked up at the sky and pointed to a very strange looking object, "It's Mickey Mouse!!!"
"Aahhhhhh!!!"
"That's not Mickey Mouse, Kairi." Frank said. The park was only next door. "That is the Evil Mouse Head of No Return!! The bad guy in this here story."
Very informative, eh?
"The Evil Mouse Head of No Return?" Everybody gasped.
"EMHoNR, for short." the thing laughed down at them, then floated to the ground, so he laughed level at them. "Ha ha ha ha!!!"
"How 'bout we call ya Spike?" that person nobody knew from earlier, suggested. Everybody turned around.
"Who are you?"
"Some one you don't know." they replied simply.
"Oh, okay."
Everybody looked back at EMHoNR. He was eating some of the sand from the playground's sand box.
"Eeeeww!!" Cloud shuttered, "You know, cats use that as a litter box, right?"
EMHoNR spat a whole sand bag out as well as a bike, a skateboard, a gondola, a gondolier, a cow, a kitchen sink, a license plate, a shark, a pie pan, and a Peter Pan.
"Say your prayers, Hook!" Peter Pan flew through the air at the captain.
"I'm not Captain Hook!" shouted the man as Peter pushed him off the top of the monkey bars.
They all watched him get up.
"Who are you then?"
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow." Jack glanced over at Aerith, "Hello, love."
"You're not Captain Hook, then?" Peter looked at Jack for a moment.
"No."
"Okay." Peter said, then flew away.
"Wait! He is still a pirate, you know!" somebody shouted from the crowd.
Sora leaned over closer to Kairi and whispered, "What are all these people doing on our island?"
Kairi shrugged.
"He is?" Peter turned back around to look at Jack. "Too bad I can't fight him."
"Why not?!" some one else in the crowd yelled.
Jack peered into the sea of faces trying to figure out who had said that, and that other comment, too. Some one waved to him. He waved back.
"Because he's not in my movie." Peter Pan said, then flew away. For real, this time.
"Can we get back to the freaky head thing, please?" Leon yelled at me, "Some kind of writer you are, getting distracted with stupid pirates!"
"I'm not stupid! You are!" Jack said as he pulled out his sword.
"Oh, yeah? Prove it!" Leon drew his Gunblade and showed it to Jack.
"That's a good picture, mate, but I can do better than that!" Jack took the picture out of Leon's hands and drew on the back of it. "There, it's me Pearl."
"And you think I'm stupid! That's a boat, not a pearl!" Leon laughed.
"The Black Pearl is a ship!" Jack held his sword up, challenging Leon. This time, Leon really pulled out his Gunblade and they duked it out for awhile before Jack noticed that somebody was sailing away on his ship. He dove over the side of the cliff into the water and swam after it, "I'm not losing it again!!"
"You coming back to me now that the pirate is gone, aren't ya?" EMHoNR asked, "Really, I am the bad guy. You'd think I'd be in it more!"
"Shut up!" Leon swung the Gunblade at EMHoNR. It struck his head, but bounced off the blubbery bad guy and cut down a tree that, evidently, fell on Cloud.
You'd think that Cloud would be dead by now, wouldn't you? Well he isn't, yet. The tree just pinned him to the ground for a while. He was slightly paralyzed in his left eye...it doesn't move anymove.
"Hey! I can see straight ahead and to the side now!" Cloud ran into a wall, "Thanks, Leon!!"
Author's Note: Anyway, the story is now going somewhere...right out the window!!! Ahhahahahahaha!!!!
No, really, it's gonna get good now(sorta). Hope you like it, it'll all be over soon. It may only have eight or nine chapters the way I number them. This is chapter six, but fanfiction.net says it's chapter seven because I had that intro...
Anyway, on to the story!
Chapter Six:
"Are you sure he's going to be all right?"
It had been a few hours since Leon had hit Cloud. After awhile they thought that he would have gotten better, but unfortunately, he was now dunking his head repeatedly into the goldfish tank.
"Fishy! Fishy! Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
"Leon, stop that!" somebody he didn't know told him.
"Sorry." Leon ducked his head as Cloud pulled out all of the aquarium's castles and tossed them to various places in the room.
They were back at Sora, Riku, and Kairi's house, if you didn't know, and Sora and Riku's father was there too.
"I'm so glad, I have a dad!!" Sora sang and skipped around the room.
"Stop rhyming, you idiot, and sit down before you hurt me." Sora's father said. He will now be referred to as Bobert or Bob or Frank or Newton or Cole or Simon or Cal or Jason or Freddy or Lando(Bloom?) or Woogie Bubble, if you're online.
Anyway, back to the story.
"I wanna go too!!!" Kairi cried as Bob took Riku and Sora to the park. Actually, he was taking Riku, but Sora had a death grip on Riku's right arm, forcing them to take him along as well.
"I can't feel my hand." Riku looked down at his hand. "And it's a funny shade of black."
"Don't be silly," Cloud imitated a proper English lady, "There is only one shade of black."
Suddenly, Kairi looked up at the sky and pointed to a very strange looking object, "It's Mickey Mouse!!!"
"Aahhhhhh!!!"
"That's not Mickey Mouse, Kairi." Frank said. The park was only next door. "That is the Evil Mouse Head of No Return!! The bad guy in this here story."
Very informative, eh?
"The Evil Mouse Head of No Return?" Everybody gasped.
"EMHoNR, for short." the thing laughed down at them, then floated to the ground, so he laughed level at them. "Ha ha ha ha!!!"
"How 'bout we call ya Spike?" that person nobody knew from earlier, suggested. Everybody turned around.
"Who are you?"
"Some one you don't know." they replied simply.
"Oh, okay."
Everybody looked back at EMHoNR. He was eating some of the sand from the playground's sand box.
"Eeeeww!!" Cloud shuttered, "You know, cats use that as a litter box, right?"
EMHoNR spat a whole sand bag out as well as a bike, a skateboard, a gondola, a gondolier, a cow, a kitchen sink, a license plate, a shark, a pie pan, and a Peter Pan.
"Say your prayers, Hook!" Peter Pan flew through the air at the captain.
"I'm not Captain Hook!" shouted the man as Peter pushed him off the top of the monkey bars.
They all watched him get up.
"Who are you then?"
"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow." Jack glanced over at Aerith, "Hello, love."
"You're not Captain Hook, then?" Peter looked at Jack for a moment.
"No."
"Okay." Peter said, then flew away.
"Wait! He is still a pirate, you know!" somebody shouted from the crowd.
Sora leaned over closer to Kairi and whispered, "What are all these people doing on our island?"
Kairi shrugged.
"He is?" Peter turned back around to look at Jack. "Too bad I can't fight him."
"Why not?!" some one else in the crowd yelled.
Jack peered into the sea of faces trying to figure out who had said that, and that other comment, too. Some one waved to him. He waved back.
"Because he's not in my movie." Peter Pan said, then flew away. For real, this time.
"Can we get back to the freaky head thing, please?" Leon yelled at me, "Some kind of writer you are, getting distracted with stupid pirates!"
"I'm not stupid! You are!" Jack said as he pulled out his sword.
"Oh, yeah? Prove it!" Leon drew his Gunblade and showed it to Jack.
"That's a good picture, mate, but I can do better than that!" Jack took the picture out of Leon's hands and drew on the back of it. "There, it's me Pearl."
"And you think I'm stupid! That's a boat, not a pearl!" Leon laughed.
"The Black Pearl is a ship!" Jack held his sword up, challenging Leon. This time, Leon really pulled out his Gunblade and they duked it out for awhile before Jack noticed that somebody was sailing away on his ship. He dove over the side of the cliff into the water and swam after it, "I'm not losing it again!!"
"You coming back to me now that the pirate is gone, aren't ya?" EMHoNR asked, "Really, I am the bad guy. You'd think I'd be in it more!"
"Shut up!" Leon swung the Gunblade at EMHoNR. It struck his head, but bounced off the blubbery bad guy and cut down a tree that, evidently, fell on Cloud.
You'd think that Cloud would be dead by now, wouldn't you? Well he isn't, yet. The tree just pinned him to the ground for a while. He was slightly paralyzed in his left eye...it doesn't move anymove.
"Hey! I can see straight ahead and to the side now!" Cloud ran into a wall, "Thanks, Leon!!"
