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Chapter Seven:

"Cloud!"

Cloud just walked straight off the cliff. They all heard a loud thud and then, "I'm okay!"

"Oh, come on! I'm the bad guy, I should have pushed him off!" EMHoNR exclaimed.

"Hey!" Cloud's faint voice floated up from...where he was. "I think you're really mean!"

"Duh." the mean bad guy said, "That's why I'm here."

"To be mean?"

"That," EMHoNR bounced over to the side of the cliff to look down at Cloud, "And to eat all your cheese."

"Sorry, we're all out." Riku replied then pushed EMHoNR off the cliff.

"No cheese for you, you, you!" Sora jumped up and down.

"More cheese for me, me, me!" Kairi jumped along with him. EMHoNR bounced back up and knocked everybody down for no reason at all.

Cloud was still at the bottom of the cliff. The sun had set somewhat and he was entertaining himself with funny shadow puppets, "I made a newt! Hee hee hee!!"

Sora shrieked as a giant shadow newt tried to eat him.

"Cloud, stop it! You know a newt would never want to eat Sora."

"I know you!" Riku pointed at the man who had said that. "Who are you, again?"

The man walked into the light and fell backwards. It had not been light after all, I guess.

"Ouch!!" the man stood back up, muttering to himself, "I gotta watch where I'm going. I could end up in some place I didn't watch myself going to!"

"Aaaaahh!!!" Cloud stood up and pulled himself up to the top of the cliff.

What? I didn't say how big the cliff was, did I?

"You!" EMHoNR rolled over to the man.

"Yes, me! Ah hahahaha!!!" the man laughed, then choked, "Choke, choke!!"

"Need some water?" Cloud offered, holding a glass of lemonade...I hope.

The man eyed it superstitiously, "No."

"How about a newt?"

"No."

"You!" EMHoNR repeated.

"You said that already." the man said as Cloud dangled a newt infront of his face.

"I know that, but we got a little distracted and I wanted to make sure you heard me."

"Oh, okay." the man replied. "Now what were you saying?"

"You!" EMHoNR repeated again, then shrugged...if just a head can shrug, that is. "That's all I was saying."

Riku pointed at the man again, "I know you! You're---"

"Dead! Mwhahahahaha!!!" Kairi giggled like Cloud. Having actually mistaken Kairi for Cloud (HOW??!!), Leon smacked her with the Gunblade, "Pretty colors!"

Kairi pointed in all directions, including north, before falling over onto Sora.

"You're---" Riku continued, then looked at Kairi as Sora pretended she was a puppet and flailed her arms around. "Okay she's really out of it, so you can say it now."

"Ansem."

The lights flickered even though they were outside.

Sora tried to hide behind Kairi, but she kept slipping down to the floor whenever he'd let go, "I see dead people."

"Good for you! Mostly, I see nuts." a random squirrel jumped from a tree and landed on EMHoNR, "Just look at this one!"

"I'm not a nut!" EMHoNR shook the squirrel off.

"Who says?" Cloud jumped.

"I do!" Sora raised Kairi's hand as he used one of her many voices. "He's a kumquat!"

"I give up!!" EMHoNR cried as the squirrel threw a twig at him. "You people are too stupid to bother with! I'm gonna leave my little buddies here to deal with you, though. I'll be back!"

The Evil Mouse Head of No Return floated back up into the sky like a giant floating mouse head would, and vowed to return.

"So the Evil Mouse Head of NO RETURN is vowing to return?" Aerith asked.

"No, the Evil Mouse Head of No Return is vowing to return." Cloud tried to fly, but couldn't.

"That's what I said."

"No, you said 'NO RETURN', I said 'No Return', there's a difference."

Aerith lost her mind and stole Leon's Gunblade. "I say it's NO RETURN, does anyone have a problem with that?!"

Cloud raised his hand and giggled moronically. Aerith swung the Gunblade at Cloud, but, as it was too heavy for her, the momentum flung her off the cliff. Cloud looked over the side at her, then jumped off, too.

"This is a lot farther down than I remember." Cloud cried on the way down as Leon tried to hide his shovel.