Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of the other stuff, except for the stuff I do.

Author's Note: This is the second to last chapter, so please read and review for the sake of the story!

Chapter Eight:

"Hey look!" Sora swung the somewhat unconscious Kairi from a tree by her feet. "I think she's waking up?"

"You really think so?"

Kairi opened her eyes really wide and babbled like an idiot, "I wanna be a poodle in the western hemisphere on the eastern side of the Milky Way galaxy! Give me my hat, I need to plant a rose bush in the pumpkin patch! What are you doing upside down?"

Kairi looked up at Sora as he held one of her shoes, then looked around.

"Hey you're all upside down!"

"She's as bad as Cloud." Leon said as he sat in the corner of a tree house (in the tree Sora was dangling Kairi from) wearing a stupid looking hat.

"Shut up, Leon." Riku waxed a turtle. It snapped at him, then dove into the sea and headed for the Galapagos Islands. "Ouch."

"You stole my hat!" Kairi screeched and pointed at Leon.

Everybody gasped.

"How do you know this is your hat?" Leon pulled the rim of it down over his ears.

"Because it looks stupid on you."

"Makes sense..."

Sora pulled Kairi back up and drew a pigeon. "I want a puppy." he sighed.

"Shut up about the stupid puppy, kupo!"

"Hey, it's one of those pigs!" Riku pointed at the little thing, which was soon joined by many more that looked exactly like it. "And it brought friends!"

"We're not pigs, kupo, we're Moogles." it stated.

Riku didn't look convinced, "You're pigs. Pigs with tiny wings, big noses, and balloons."

"What are you doing here, little piggies?" Cloud was climbing back up the cliff with Aerith hanging on to his feet.

"I don't think we thought this through, Cloud!" Aerith cried as he stepped on her hand and flung her into the side of the cliff for the twentieth time. She continued in a dazed voice, "My head hurts and I can't feel my fingers."

"Sorry!"

You would seriously think that Cloud would not be able to walk after everything, wouldn't you?

"I need a milkshake!" Kairi tumbled to the ground after pouncing on Leon and taking her hat back. "And some bacon."

She smiled evilly at the Moogles, who backed away slowly trying not to make any sudden movements.

"Why are you here?" Sora hung upside down from the tree until he fell.

"We are EMHoNR's little buddies that he left here to deal with you." one said.

There was complete and utter silence until there wasn't anymore because everybody was laughing so hard they were crying rivers and lakes and oceans of banana milk.

"What's so funny, kupo?" the leader asked Sora as Sora walked over to it. Sora was holding a mallet in his right hand. "What are you going to do with that?"

"Not a thing." Sora replied happily and swung it around in his hand. "I just like to swing it around."

Sora lost his grip on the mallet and it went flying through the air, striking Cloud just as he reached the top of the cliff, sending him back down.

"I hate you, Sora!!" his voice echoed across the entire island, "I'm gonna haunt you until the day you die!"

"Ooohh, creepy!" someone in the crowd said.

"What are all you people doing here?!" Riku exclaimed.

"Just hangin'." said one. Suddenly, the whole crowd was hanging from various trees all over the island.

I take things literally, if you hadn't guessed.

"Well, you're crowding us, could you move back a bit?" Kairi said with an evil look in her eyes, "If you don't, you'll be swimming with the fishies."

Do you see where I'm taking this?

Nobody moved, so Kairi shoved each and every one of them into a giant fish tank with giant fish. They had a nice swim, then went home.

"I'm gonna miss them!" Sora sniffled.

"I'm just glad that mallet is gone, kupo." the leader breathed a sigh of relief, "I thought you were gonna squish me!"

Sora frowned.

"I don't need a mallet for that." Sora stepped on the little pig---

"Moogle!"

Fine, Sora stepped on the little Moogle, squishing it beneath his giant shoe.

All the little Moogles gasped, then ran as fast as they could away from Sora who was now calling to everyone else.

"Let's have a pig squishing contest! Winner gets a new..." Sora turned to Kairi and whispered, "What will the winner get?"

Kairi whispered something in his ear, then giggled. Sora looked at her, then shook his head.

"You can't give them that! Think of something else." he said, then Kairi whispered something else in his ear. He shook his head again, "I don't have time to go to the moon to get it right now."

"How about this bag of stale marshmallows?" Kairi held up a bag that contained very sturdy-looking marshmallows, they were almost like little white rocks...

"Perfect!!" Sora took the bag which immediately pulled his arm off as it fell to the floor. Apparently finding this a normal happening, Sora turned back to everybody who had now shown up, "Winner gets these marshmallows."

Sora motioned to the marshmallows with his remaining arm.

Everyone immediately started whispering among themselves, then in nodding agreement, took off after the Moogles who realized that they couldn't run very fast.