Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or whatever, but you should know that by now.
Author's Note: This is the last chapter. Aren't you sad?
Chapter Nine:
Cloud reached the top of the cliff once again to see all the little pigs running toward it. He just let go this time. "Might as well, I would've ended up back down there anyway."
The pigs were trapped as all the inhabitants and visitors to the island surrounded them. One by one, they were getting squished by the contestants.
A few desperate ones dove off the cliff like lemmings only to be squished by Cloud when they reached the bottom.
"Are they all gone?" Sora called out.
"No, the last one is trying to hide under a car!" Riku yelled back.
"We don't have cars on Destiny Islands so that shouldn't be a problem!"
"Right!" Riku nodded, then squished the last Moogle. "Who won?"
Sora looked around, "I'm not sure, how many did each of us squish?"
Everyone looked around at each other, then said all at once, "We weren't counting."
"Oh well." Aerith said, then shivered, "Has anyone seen my jacket?"
"Technically, you don't need a jacket...you're dead. Remember?" Cloud finally made it to the top of the cliff. "Sephiroth killed you."
"Maybe he stole my jacket!" Aerith rubbed her chin and contemplated this thought. "Maybe that's why my name changed spelling, too."
"Why? 'Cause Lance---I mean Sephiroth stole your jacket?"
"No," Aerith looked at Cloud as though this was the most absurd thing she had ever heard, "No, so I could be alive again. It's kind of like I'm a different person. Maybe, I wasn't killed by Sephiroth, maybe I have a twin sister and she was."
"Then how would you remember being killed by him?" Riku asked. Aerith gave him a death glare. "And how would you know Cloud?"
"Don't bother me with details!" she exclaimed, then pointed her finger at Cloud, "Actually, I think he only injured me and you let me drown when I passed out!"
Aerith turned her back to Cloud, who then mouthed the words "she was dead" while pointing at her.
"I heard that!" Aerith swung around to glare at Cloud for a second, then turned back around.
Cloud then plugged Aerith's ears with his fingers and mouthed "How?!!"
"I heard that, too, Cloud!"
"I heard that, too, Cloud." Everybody heard a mocking bird sing...wait, no that's not right. Everybody heard a mocking laughter come from above their heads.
They all looked up to see the Evil Mouse Head of NO RETURN returning. See, if it had been a mocking bird, they wouldn't have looked up.
"I'm Baaacckk!!! Bwahahahaha!!!!!!" EMHoNR looked around as he descended to the ground.
No duh! Where else could you descend to?
"Where are my little buddies?"
"You mean the pigs?" Riku asked. EMHoNR nodded, "Squished."
"Squished? Aahhhaa! Oh, my poor little buddies!!" EMHoNR would have covered his face with his hands right about now if he had had any hands. Since he didn't, he took to rolling around over the ground, crying like a little girl who's brother had just pulled the head off of her favorite doll. "Little BUDDIES!!! Waaaahh!"
"What's your problem, man...er, head?" Wakka walked up with Tidus and Selphie.
"Where have you been?" Everybody turned their heads toward the three new-comers.
"Apparently not in this story." All three glared in my direction.
Wait, how do cartoon characters always know in which direction to look for you? Oh, well.
"What's that?" Tidus poked EMHoNR with his pointed stick. EMHoNR grunted, but otherwise ignored them.
"Its the Evil Mouse Head of NO RETURN." Sora said, then picked up some random wild animal, which then bit him and caused him to shriek even louder than EMHoNR.
"Stop it, stop it! It's not a contest!" Riku shouted as he and everybody else covered their ears.
"WELL IT SHOULD BE!!!!!" Sora kept on screaming.
Suddenly there was a loud roar behind them, but they couldn't hear it because of all the shrieking and screaming that was being made. So the roarer decided to just tap them on the shoulder to get their attention.
"It's Simba!" Riku yelled, but no one heard him.
To stop the yelling, Simba went right up to EMHoNR and mauled him.
Okay, he didn't maul him, but EMHoNR shut up anyway 'cause Simba could maul him if he wanted to.
Sora kept on yelling until he was promised a ride around the island on Simba's back.
"Thanks, Simba!"
Everybody turned around to see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy Goof standing next to their Gummi ship.
Is it just me, or do their last names always start with the same letter their first names start with?
"What are you doing here, Mickey?" Kairi asked. Mickey got a confused look on his face.
"I don't remember meeting you, how do you know my name?" he said.
"Are you kidding? Everybody knows Mickey Mouse!" Kairi said, then started humming the tune to MMC.
"Okay..." Mickey said, "Donald, Goofy, and I came because that awful screaming could be heard all over the worlds."
"People started to panic, thinking that they were being invaded by aliens or something." Goofy added.
"I think that would be hilarious!!" Leon said, everybody gave him weird looks. He went back up to the tree house to sit in his corner, "Oh, well. Maybe that's just me."
"Yeah...anyway, what were you yelling about?" Mickey continued.
"I lost my buddies!" EMHoNR cried. "They've all been squished!"
"That's what you get for being the bad guy." Selphie replied. "And stop crying, moron, you are supposed to be 'bad'."
Mickey turned to Sora, "What about you?"
"A wild animal bit me." Sora whimpered, "I think I may have rabies now."
Mickey backed away from Sora somewhat then asked him, "Why did you have a wild animal?"
"I wanted a puppy and that's the closest I could get to one." Sora glanced over at Bobert and said, "My daddy won't buy me a puppy!"
"Don't forget about our little friend here." Cloud pointed to EMHoNR, then fell out of a tree. "Ouch. What was I doing in a tree? Oh, yeah, trying to find that squirrel from earlier!"
"You've always been a little nutty, Cloud." Leon stuck his head out the tree house window and laughed, "Get it? Squirrel, nutty?"
Nobody laughed.
"My humor is lost on you people." Leon said then pulled his head back inside the tree house.
"Are you trying to be mean and eat everyone's cheese again, EMHoNR?" Mickey asked. EMHoNR nodded. "You know that's why you were deflated last time. Do you want that to happen again?"
EMHoNR shook his head like a child.
"Ooooohhh! Do it, do it!!" Sora yelled as Kairi held up his other arm to him so he could rub his hands together vindictively.
Mickey looked like he was thinking about it, then said, "Okay. Does anyone have a pin or needle?"
"I have an ice pick, will that work?" Kairi held up a very large, very sharp ice pick. Everyone looked extremely frightened of her right now.
"Yeah, that'll do." Mickey said taking the ice pick from her.
As Mickey got closer to EMHoNR, EMHoNR saw Sora hide something behind his back and smile. Trying to distract Mickey, he yelled, "I think that kid's got a bomb...or something."
Mickey ignored him and stuck the ice pick into EMHoNR.
"Aaaaaahh! I'm too young to be so deflated!" EMHoNR cried as he shrunk to less than half the size he was before. His voice was higher pitched the next time he talked, "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too! Aahhhahahaha!!"
Blank stares greeted him all around.
"Sorry, I just always wanted to say that." EMHoNR looked back over at Sora, a little nervous about what he was going to see.
Sora was grinning from ear to ear, which, in my opinion, is really quite creepy. He looked at EMHoNR, then pulled the thing from behind his back and rushed at him, "Finally! I'm gonna have a puppy!"
"Nooooooooo!!!!!" EMHoNR cried as Sora slapped the collar on him.
That's what he was hiding behind his back. See I work things into this for a reason. Well, except for the beginning, that was just there.
"My puppy! My puppy! I've finally got a puppy!!!" Sora sang happily as he dragged a screaming EMHoNR by a leash. "Kairi, you wanna come and play with my puppy?"
"Sure! Come on everyone!" Kairi skipped along beside Sora, "Riku, you coming?"
Riku looked around at everybody else who seemed eager to play with Sora's new puppy, "What the heck, might as well."
Riku followed along as the rest of the islanders and visitors to Destiny Islands (except for Mickey, Donald, and Goofy who left on their Gummi ship as soon as Sora started singing) skipped along behind Sora and Kairi, singing the puppy song.
"A puppy! A puppy! He's finally got a puppy!"
Leon sighed from his corner in the tree house, "Good, now maybe he'll shut up about it."
And they all lived happily ever after...except for those who didn't.
***THE END***
Final Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed my story. Please review and make me feel special. Thank you to all who have reviewed. My sister thinks I'm weird, but really, she can't say anything 'cause she had those dreams... Anyway, thank you and good-bye.
Author's Note: This is the last chapter. Aren't you sad?
Chapter Nine:
Cloud reached the top of the cliff once again to see all the little pigs running toward it. He just let go this time. "Might as well, I would've ended up back down there anyway."
The pigs were trapped as all the inhabitants and visitors to the island surrounded them. One by one, they were getting squished by the contestants.
A few desperate ones dove off the cliff like lemmings only to be squished by Cloud when they reached the bottom.
"Are they all gone?" Sora called out.
"No, the last one is trying to hide under a car!" Riku yelled back.
"We don't have cars on Destiny Islands so that shouldn't be a problem!"
"Right!" Riku nodded, then squished the last Moogle. "Who won?"
Sora looked around, "I'm not sure, how many did each of us squish?"
Everyone looked around at each other, then said all at once, "We weren't counting."
"Oh well." Aerith said, then shivered, "Has anyone seen my jacket?"
"Technically, you don't need a jacket...you're dead. Remember?" Cloud finally made it to the top of the cliff. "Sephiroth killed you."
"Maybe he stole my jacket!" Aerith rubbed her chin and contemplated this thought. "Maybe that's why my name changed spelling, too."
"Why? 'Cause Lance---I mean Sephiroth stole your jacket?"
"No," Aerith looked at Cloud as though this was the most absurd thing she had ever heard, "No, so I could be alive again. It's kind of like I'm a different person. Maybe, I wasn't killed by Sephiroth, maybe I have a twin sister and she was."
"Then how would you remember being killed by him?" Riku asked. Aerith gave him a death glare. "And how would you know Cloud?"
"Don't bother me with details!" she exclaimed, then pointed her finger at Cloud, "Actually, I think he only injured me and you let me drown when I passed out!"
Aerith turned her back to Cloud, who then mouthed the words "she was dead" while pointing at her.
"I heard that!" Aerith swung around to glare at Cloud for a second, then turned back around.
Cloud then plugged Aerith's ears with his fingers and mouthed "How?!!"
"I heard that, too, Cloud!"
"I heard that, too, Cloud." Everybody heard a mocking bird sing...wait, no that's not right. Everybody heard a mocking laughter come from above their heads.
They all looked up to see the Evil Mouse Head of NO RETURN returning. See, if it had been a mocking bird, they wouldn't have looked up.
"I'm Baaacckk!!! Bwahahahaha!!!!!!" EMHoNR looked around as he descended to the ground.
No duh! Where else could you descend to?
"Where are my little buddies?"
"You mean the pigs?" Riku asked. EMHoNR nodded, "Squished."
"Squished? Aahhhaa! Oh, my poor little buddies!!" EMHoNR would have covered his face with his hands right about now if he had had any hands. Since he didn't, he took to rolling around over the ground, crying like a little girl who's brother had just pulled the head off of her favorite doll. "Little BUDDIES!!! Waaaahh!"
"What's your problem, man...er, head?" Wakka walked up with Tidus and Selphie.
"Where have you been?" Everybody turned their heads toward the three new-comers.
"Apparently not in this story." All three glared in my direction.
Wait, how do cartoon characters always know in which direction to look for you? Oh, well.
"What's that?" Tidus poked EMHoNR with his pointed stick. EMHoNR grunted, but otherwise ignored them.
"Its the Evil Mouse Head of NO RETURN." Sora said, then picked up some random wild animal, which then bit him and caused him to shriek even louder than EMHoNR.
"Stop it, stop it! It's not a contest!" Riku shouted as he and everybody else covered their ears.
"WELL IT SHOULD BE!!!!!" Sora kept on screaming.
Suddenly there was a loud roar behind them, but they couldn't hear it because of all the shrieking and screaming that was being made. So the roarer decided to just tap them on the shoulder to get their attention.
"It's Simba!" Riku yelled, but no one heard him.
To stop the yelling, Simba went right up to EMHoNR and mauled him.
Okay, he didn't maul him, but EMHoNR shut up anyway 'cause Simba could maul him if he wanted to.
Sora kept on yelling until he was promised a ride around the island on Simba's back.
"Thanks, Simba!"
Everybody turned around to see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy Goof standing next to their Gummi ship.
Is it just me, or do their last names always start with the same letter their first names start with?
"What are you doing here, Mickey?" Kairi asked. Mickey got a confused look on his face.
"I don't remember meeting you, how do you know my name?" he said.
"Are you kidding? Everybody knows Mickey Mouse!" Kairi said, then started humming the tune to MMC.
"Okay..." Mickey said, "Donald, Goofy, and I came because that awful screaming could be heard all over the worlds."
"People started to panic, thinking that they were being invaded by aliens or something." Goofy added.
"I think that would be hilarious!!" Leon said, everybody gave him weird looks. He went back up to the tree house to sit in his corner, "Oh, well. Maybe that's just me."
"Yeah...anyway, what were you yelling about?" Mickey continued.
"I lost my buddies!" EMHoNR cried. "They've all been squished!"
"That's what you get for being the bad guy." Selphie replied. "And stop crying, moron, you are supposed to be 'bad'."
Mickey turned to Sora, "What about you?"
"A wild animal bit me." Sora whimpered, "I think I may have rabies now."
Mickey backed away from Sora somewhat then asked him, "Why did you have a wild animal?"
"I wanted a puppy and that's the closest I could get to one." Sora glanced over at Bobert and said, "My daddy won't buy me a puppy!"
"Don't forget about our little friend here." Cloud pointed to EMHoNR, then fell out of a tree. "Ouch. What was I doing in a tree? Oh, yeah, trying to find that squirrel from earlier!"
"You've always been a little nutty, Cloud." Leon stuck his head out the tree house window and laughed, "Get it? Squirrel, nutty?"
Nobody laughed.
"My humor is lost on you people." Leon said then pulled his head back inside the tree house.
"Are you trying to be mean and eat everyone's cheese again, EMHoNR?" Mickey asked. EMHoNR nodded. "You know that's why you were deflated last time. Do you want that to happen again?"
EMHoNR shook his head like a child.
"Ooooohhh! Do it, do it!!" Sora yelled as Kairi held up his other arm to him so he could rub his hands together vindictively.
Mickey looked like he was thinking about it, then said, "Okay. Does anyone have a pin or needle?"
"I have an ice pick, will that work?" Kairi held up a very large, very sharp ice pick. Everyone looked extremely frightened of her right now.
"Yeah, that'll do." Mickey said taking the ice pick from her.
As Mickey got closer to EMHoNR, EMHoNR saw Sora hide something behind his back and smile. Trying to distract Mickey, he yelled, "I think that kid's got a bomb...or something."
Mickey ignored him and stuck the ice pick into EMHoNR.
"Aaaaaahh! I'm too young to be so deflated!" EMHoNR cried as he shrunk to less than half the size he was before. His voice was higher pitched the next time he talked, "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too! Aahhhahahaha!!"
Blank stares greeted him all around.
"Sorry, I just always wanted to say that." EMHoNR looked back over at Sora, a little nervous about what he was going to see.
Sora was grinning from ear to ear, which, in my opinion, is really quite creepy. He looked at EMHoNR, then pulled the thing from behind his back and rushed at him, "Finally! I'm gonna have a puppy!"
"Nooooooooo!!!!!" EMHoNR cried as Sora slapped the collar on him.
That's what he was hiding behind his back. See I work things into this for a reason. Well, except for the beginning, that was just there.
"My puppy! My puppy! I've finally got a puppy!!!" Sora sang happily as he dragged a screaming EMHoNR by a leash. "Kairi, you wanna come and play with my puppy?"
"Sure! Come on everyone!" Kairi skipped along beside Sora, "Riku, you coming?"
Riku looked around at everybody else who seemed eager to play with Sora's new puppy, "What the heck, might as well."
Riku followed along as the rest of the islanders and visitors to Destiny Islands (except for Mickey, Donald, and Goofy who left on their Gummi ship as soon as Sora started singing) skipped along behind Sora and Kairi, singing the puppy song.
"A puppy! A puppy! He's finally got a puppy!"
Leon sighed from his corner in the tree house, "Good, now maybe he'll shut up about it."
And they all lived happily ever after...except for those who didn't.
***THE END***
Final Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed my story. Please review and make me feel special. Thank you to all who have reviewed. My sister thinks I'm weird, but really, she can't say anything 'cause she had those dreams... Anyway, thank you and good-bye.
