After a few days, when the cat has brought home mice for meals, and fed them to Jou, a large white bird carrying a letter wrapped in extremely shiny tin foil flies through the open window.

Cat: *thinking* Does anyone ever close those things?

Jou: *gazing at the letter with the largest eyes* Ooh…..shiny…..

Anzu: *sleeping on Grandpa's bed because she is not required to do anything anymore.*

Jou takes off the letter from the bird, and tries to open the bird. After numerous attempts, and failures, he proceeds to try and open the letter. The bird, happily set free, flies away into the open window, which the cat is trying to close. Many hours pass before Jou realizes that he is holding the letter upside down, and THAT is why he cannot read it. Finally, he reads the letter.

Dear Jou and Cat,

I presume that by now Grandpa is gone. After all, who can live in the same house with you for more than a week? Did you ever wonder why I ran away with the pharaoh, Yami? Of course you didn't. I sent you some money, being the good friend that I am. If you are ever in need of more, there is plenty in my room. It's the one with the door. …

Jou: What's a door?

….I am sure you are wondering what a door is. Anyhow, that is not important. My room is the one with the Yami wallpaper, posters, pillows, and bed sheets….

Jou: Who's Yami?

….I am sure you are wondering who Yami is. He is the pharaoh, the one that rules Egypt, and the one I look very much like, and ran away with. And please Jou, do not buy anything with the letter, it is not the money. The money is the gold within the letter. I send my love, and good bye.

Yugi.

Anzu: *in the sweetest voice possible* Oh Jou, I am ready for my hourly fanning. And yes, bring the palm leaves.

Jou: *brings in a tiny leaf, and starts to fan her with it.*

Cat: *chews on the palm leaf, thinking* This will never be used again.

Meanwhile, robbers jump in through the always open window.

Cat: When ARE they going to close that thing?

The robbers are almost through the window, when the main one stops, right in front of Jou.

Main Robber: Hey, we weren't supposed to know about this until he actually bought something with the letter!

Robber 1: Sorry man, I thought he already did.

Main Robber: Well, let's come back later. File out people!

The robbers leave, unnoticed, except by the cat.

Anzu, getting hotter by the second, because she is fanned with a tiny leaf decides that this is enough!

Anzu: Jou, can you go buy me some sweets?

Jou: Anything for you, dearest.

Jou goes back to the table, where he left the letter. He picks it up, thinking it is the money that Yugi sent him. Jou leaves the house through the window.

Cat: *sighs* No one uses the door anymore!

Jou , after spending some time being stuck in the window, and getting help from the cat, finds his way to the market, following a pink butterfly, which surprisingly enough, brought him to the right place.

Butterfly: Great, now I'm the moron's guide.

Jou wonders what his dear Anzu considers sweets. He decides to go over to the stall marked fertilizer, thinking it is a fancy name for a candy. The stall owner, seeing a walking gold coin, greets Jou.

Stall Owner: Hello sir, what can I interest you in?

Jou: I am here to buy some fertilizer. I assume it is a candy.

Stall Owner: *greedy eyes* Yes, a very tasty candy.

Jou: Good, my dearest shall love it.

Stall Owner: Good, and I shall throw in this glittery bag to carry it in, for a smart gentleman such as yourself.

Jou: I shall take 10 pounds, please.

Stall Owner: Of course, sir.

Jou: *pays the Stall Owner with the letter Yugi sent him.*

Jou goes home, the glittery bag casually slung over his shoulder. The pink butterfly leading him home, having fluttered above him as he made his purchase, thinking it only humane that it leads home a man who has just bought ten pounds of fertilizer, thinking it was candy. Jou gets home surprisingly fast.

Anzu: Jou, can I have my sweets now?

Jou: Sure. *hands her the fertilizer.

Anzu: *smells it, and throws it out the open window.* Thank you dear, this is just what I wanted. *rolls her eyes*

Jou: *big smile* Glad you like it, and look! *shows her glittery bag* He threw that in for free, because I was so smart.

Anzu: *rolls eyes again* Yes dear, of course you are.

A knock is heard on the door.

Cat: At least someone uses that thing!

Jou opens the door, revealing a dozen robbers behind it.

Robbers: Hello, might we come n?

Jou: Sure. *holds the door as all twelve of the robbers walk in*

Robbers: We are here to rob your house. Can you show us to the room with the Yami posters, wallpaper, pillow, and bed sheets?

Jou: Sure!

Jou leads them to the room covered with tinfoil.

Robbers: Thank you, now, please go back to what you were doing. You see, we like to rob in privacy.

Jou: Whatever you wish, sirs.

Jou leaves to ogle at his shiny new bag, while the robbers find the right room, and begin to rummage through it. They find bags full of money, and take them.

Robbers with twelve giant bags full of money: Thank you for your cooperation! We would normally use the window, but there is fertilizer piled outside it.

Jou: *opens the door for the robbers to leave*

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Cat: *finds a skull and holds it in its paws* Oh woe is me, woe is me! To be or not to be, that is the question! Darling Grandpa, how I miss you so. Oh woe is me, woe…is me!

Julia: Wrong story cat, that's Shakespeare.

Cat: *glares at Julia* Did you come through the door?

Julia: Nope, through the window.

Cat: What about the fertilizer?

Julia: It's my story, I got rid of it…*grins*

Julia: *holds up a mouse, and waves it in front of the cat*

Cat: That trick is so old, it only works on Jou.

Julia: *sighs* Well, you might as well do the disclaimer, if you're so smart!

Cat: *glares* Oh, alright!

Disclaimer: Julia does not own Yugi-Oh, or any of its characters, and yada yada yada.