Some People Just Don't Deserve Nice Stationery

"YEOW!" Beef shouted. "Those lasers hurt!" He was dodging the lasers of the spaceship.

"Look out! More reinforcements!" Jack pointed to the X-Men's Velocity coming in for a landing.

"Let's get out of here!" Jetstream shouted.

"Come back here you cowards!" Monet shouted.

"There's nothing we can do M!" Manuel told her. "We're outgunned and outnumbered!"

"Fine, but remember this X-Men and Misfits," Monet snapped as she flew away. "You have not seen the last of the Hellions!"

"All right!" Jamie said excitedly. "We beat the bad guys and saved the day!"

"Good thing we were in the neighborhood," Althea nodded. Todd, Amanda and Kurt were with her.

"What are you guys doing here?" Tabitha asked Xavier and Hawk. Logan and Ororo were with them as well.

"We detected trouble with Cerebro," Xavier explained. "Fortunately for you we were already using it to look for these four."

"Uh…" Todd gulped nervously. "Really? What makes you think that we were causing trouble?"

"Oh I don't know, maybe the evening news?" Logan asked sarcastically.

"Oh boy," Todd gulped.

"Is everyone okay?" Scott asked.

"Yeah nothing a few weeks in the intensive care unit can't cure," Ray grumbled.

"Okay what's with the lizards?" Logan asked pointing to the giant reptiles.

"This is Howie and his mom," Jamie explained. "Those guys were trying to capture Howie but we stopped them and we saved the camp!"

"What's left of it," Xavier sighed as he looked at the destruction.

"Well I will tell you one thing," Harvey huffed. "I intend to write a scathing letter to Ms. Frost at the Massachusetts Academy! And believe you me she is definitely not getting the floral stationary!"

"Wait a minute," Scott asked. "Ms. Frost? As in Emma Frost? She's in charge of those students?"

"Yes, you know her?" Harvey asked.

"Unfortunately," Logan sighed. "Charles did you know about this?"

"I suspected that Frost had her own charges but I certainly did not expect to find them at the same campsite," Xavier sighed. "Or that we'd come in contact with them so soon."

"Are you telling us that there's another team of mutants that wants to fight us and you never told us about it?" Kurt asked. "Wonderful!"

"Yeah as if Magneto's gang and the Misfits weren't bad enough," Kitty groaned.

"Well look at the bright side," Todd said. "At least Cyke and the others worked through their rage problems."

"Having them trash the camp was not quite what I had in mind," Xavier sighed.

"Well most of it wasn't their fault," Harvey said. "I mean they were trying to defend these poor gentle creatures." He started to pet Howie. "Did those bad mutants try to hurt you? Poor little thing."

"If that's a little thing, I'd hate to see a big thing," Pietro remarked.

"This guy isn't freaked by all this?" Logan asked.

"He's a friend of ours," Hawk said.

"Well that explains it," Logan sighed.

"What about Howie?" Jamie asked.

"Oh don't worry," Harvey explained. "This is a national park. Hunting's not allowed here and I'm sure the Joes can check up on them from time to time. And I'm sure that the rest of the counselors here wouldn't mind…"

He turned around and saw all the counselors screaming and running to their cars.

"Gee you think they'd have never seen lake monsters and a spaceship before," Harvey scratched his head.

"Professor can we go home now?" Ray asked.

"I think that might not be a bad idea," Xavier sighed. "Staying here might be rather pointless."

"Some help this was," Wanda grumbled. "We ended up fighting as usual."

"Let's face it guys this new age stuff is a load of hooey for us mutants," Fred told her. "We relieve stress and solve problems the old fashioned way."

"You mean fighting and blowing everything up in sight?" Jean asked. "Fred that's…"

"Hold on Jean," Scott stopped her. "Maybe he's onto something."

"I think maybe I need to go away for a retreat at this rate," Xavier groaned.