Chapter Two: What Happened?
Previously, Mrs. Tibbet foolishly pressed a few buttons on the teleporter. The question is, what exactly happened?
Before everyone's eyes, the world is swirling around in a vortex of black
Suddenly, it all stops, and everyone tumbles out.
Terry: Where are we?
Paul: Reality check, the banner says Domino High. We're in the auditorium.
Terry: Oh. What? We're in Domino City?
Mr. D. Du the First: Um, where's Mrs. Tibbet?
Mirrowa: She's still knocked out!!
cybErdrAgOn: She must have pressed the button that takes us all here, but she also zapped herself so she has no clue where she is. When she wakes up, she'll still thinks she's in orchestra conducting!!
Mirrowa: Ohhhhhhh. Looks like we still have to play.
Jayant Reddy: Please tell me you have a way to get us back to normal.
cybErdrAgOn: Umm, see, that version was just a prototype. I didn't really expect to test it, so there isn't really a button to teleport us back. But there is a good thing- no matter how many years we spend here, when we get back, only a minute will have passed.
Mathew: Well, what now? We're going to get pretty tired playing, and it's going to be kind of boring here…
Paul: (interrupting) And we're stuck here until Athena can add some commands to her little program, and we don't exactly have a place to live¡
Terry: (interrupting) And we have no food, and…
cybErdrAgOn: But says who I can't have a little fun? I can teleport anime characters like this, *zaps Kaiba, Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, Serenity, and Bakura to auditorium* And I can teleport instruments like this *zaps six instruments*. And when Mrs. Tibbet sees them, she'll just think they're orchestra members and make them play!!
Kaiba: What a brilliant strategy. However, I can play violin. And I have my laptop.
Joey: I can play da, um, da big violin!!
Jayant Reddy: It's called a cello, and I wanna hear you play.
Mathew: What about the rest of you?
Tea: I'll play the really big cello!!
Mirrowa: Tea, you better not. I mean, I don't even know if you can hold it up.
Tea: OOOOOOHHHHH! Fine. *points to cybErdrAgOn* What does she play?
Mirrowa: It's called a viola. Why don't you try that? I mean, I'm sure you know how.
Tea: What a good idea!
cybErdrAgOn: (to Mirrowa) What did you say that for? I really need another incompetent and inanely stupid viola behind me. (I'm section leader; there is one incompetent and inanely stupid viola and four inanely stupid and overconfident third violins behind me.)
Tea: Of course you need an instupid (Tea's interpretation of inanely stupid) person behind you!!
Serenity: I can actually play violin, so I'll do that.
Tristan: So will I, even though I can't play. You never told me your sister was so pretty, Joey!
Mathew: This is chaos; help!
cybErdrAgOn: That's it; I'm taking control before Mrs. Tibbet sort of wakes up. Patty, yell at everyone to shut up?
Mirrowa: EVERYONE SHUT UP AND DO WHAT ATHENA TELLS YOU TO DO OR YOU WILL HAVE TO FACE THE PSYCHOTIC AND WRATHFUL MRS. TIBBET!!! PLUS YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ATHENA AND NOT MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO MESS WITH HER!!!!
Everyone: o. O
cybErdrAgOn: *smiles sweetly at Mirrowa* Thank you. Ok, everyone who was already in orchestra, stay where you are. Everyone who lives in Domino City, I'm going to assign you an instrument and position, and THERE ARE NO ARGUMENTS!!! Seto and Serenity, first violins. Yugi and Bakura, second violins. Joey, cello. Tristan, bass.
Tea: But what about me?
cybErdrAgOn accidentally on purpose sort of ignores her. So do all the other intelligent members of the orchestra. However, one stupid, extremely tall violinist remembered something.
Jayant Reddy: You forgot about that girl. Didn't she say she wanted to play viola? And besides, you gave all the other sections new people.
Yugi: Hey, that's right! You shouldn't leave people out!
Tea: It's bad to leave people out on purpose because then they think they have no friends…
cybErdrAgOn: *growls* Would you shut the hell up already? *snaps* Fine, you can play. Everyone else, a few things. My so-called friends and I will listen to you play. If you're actually good, you can be the section leader. If you have no clue how to play, we'll deal with that later. Seto, you first. *smirks*
Mr. D. Du the First: Wait, I don't like the way you did this. I don't wanna sit next to Kaiba or Serenity, and I can't talk to Yugi or Joey! They're too far away!
Mirrowa: Well, too bad. Would you like to be demoted to second violin?
Mr. D. Du the First: Forget it.
cybErdrAgOn: Well, Kaiba?
Kaiba plays Vivaldi Concerto in a minor perfectly.
Mirrowa: Sorry, we're all sick of Vivaldi!! (When people audition for our orchestra, 80 % of the violinists play the Vivaldi- we're all sick of hearing it.)
Meanwhile, Mrs. Tibbet is stirring, but she still thinks she's in Red Bank. Jayant Reddy notices this, but conveniently forgets to mention it.
Paul: I guess the red-head girl's supposed to play next.
Terry: That's Serenity, stupid!!
Tristan: Yup, and you better not forget it, she's so pretty, and beautiful, and¡
cybErdrAgOn & Kaiba: You have no opinion of your own, so don't try to express it!!!
Mirrowa: Ok, Serenity, do you know the Vivaldi?
Serenity: Sure. Here goes.
Serenity plays pretty well- enough to be a first, but not first chair.
Mrs. Tibbet: Wow, that was great!!
Yugioh people: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM???!!
Orchestra people: Jayant Reddy…
Mathew: You were standing right next to her, you should've warned us!
Jayant Reddy: *shrugs* You never asked.
Mrs. Tibbet: Be quiet!! The first person who played is second chair. The girl who just played, you're in fourth. Kid-who-holds-up-seven-fingers-and-says-I'm-in-third-grade, you're first chair.
Kaiba: How the f**k am I only second?
cybErdrAgOn: Like someone said, we're sick of Vivaldi.
Mrs. Tibbet: How many times do I have to say be quiet? Everyone, Russian Easter Overture again.
Mr. D. Du the First: What!! It's 8:30; don't we usually get a break now?
Terry: No, we usually leave now.
Mrs. Tibbet: Enough is enough!! You guys are having a break as soon as we can play Russian Easter Overture, and you're leaving at 9:15.
Paul: *whispers* To where? It's not like we actually have anywhere to go to!
Mirrowa: But neither does she!
Mrs. Tibbet: Everyone, beginning. NOW!!!
cybErdrAgOn: *through gritted teeth* Tea, I am clarifying a few things with you as soon as we stop playing. But let's see if you can figure it out by yourself.
Everyone else: (in response to Mrs. Tibbet) Nooooooooooooo!!!!
That's this chapter!!
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Seto Kaiba Forever!!!!
