Chapter Three: New Orchestra Members
Ok, I was actually sort of happy today- the kind of happy that comes along about once a month ::lol::
Kind of weird, though, considering I got about six hours of sleep the night before, and I have an insane math project in which we have to "design" a fractal that's not in the packet and draw it.
In case you're wondering, about twenty of the easiest designs are in the packet.
Hmmm.
Also, I'm writing a Seto one-shot about suicide for when I'm, erm, not so happy.
Anyway, that's why I'm updating this. Hopefully this time, Fanfiction.net will actually show this.
Mrs. Tibbet: Ok everyone. Russian Easter Overture, measure 30, now!
cybErdrAgOn, Mirrowa, Jayant Reddy, and Mr. D. Du the First: Great.
Tea: *whimpers* Um, what exactly am I supposed to do?
Mathew: Look, we'll listen to you, and then we'll tell you.
Tea: WHAT??!! You mean I actually have to figure something out by myself?
Kaiba: *mutters under his breath* Unfortunately for the rest of us, yes.
The orchestra plays a lot of very random notes.
Mrs. Tibbet is extremely dissatisfied with the violas, due to the facts that
1. The violas got a new, very bad player.
2. They can't mask her because they don't play loud enough anyway!!
Mrs. Tibbet: Just violas. Use shorter bows on the sixteenth notes, and don't use so much bow, etc.
One, two, one, two. *starts conducting violas*
Tea is still very confused, and decides to respond by pulling her bow as fast and loud as possible.
Mrs. Tibbet: Again.
cybErdrAgOn is completely exasperated and decides to inform Tea of her duty.
cybErdrAgOn: Look, if you can't play, then just air bow! That way, Mrs. Psychotic Tibbet won't hear you, and we, referring to the rest of the orchestra, might actually get a break.
Paul & Terry: Told you violas are no good!
Mathew: Shut up.
Tea: Ok, but that's so mean, trying to trick Mrs. Tibbet!
The violas start playing again.
This time, Tea is air bowing. Unfortunately, her interpretation of air bowing is waving her bow in the air.
Mrs. Tibbet: The girl waving the bow. What's your name?
Tea: Tea Gardner.
Mrs. Tibbet: Tea, why were you waving your bow in the air?
Tea: Isn't that what you're supposed to do?
Mrs. Tibbet: No, you're supposed to keep your bow on the string.
Tea: Well, that girl *points to cybErdrAgOn* told me to air bow.
Jayant Reddy: Smart move, Athena.
Tea: Oh that's what your name is!
Mrs. Tibbet: Athena, why did you tell her to air bow?
cybErdrAgOn: *smiles icily at Mrs. Tibbet*I'd like to clarify a few points. First of all, I never instructed her to air bow. If she feels as if she cannot play properly, I believe she has the right to air bow. Secondly, maybe someone will teach her to air bow, as evidently, she doesn't know how.
Tea: Ooooh, Athena! I am so going to get you someday.
Mrs. Tibbet: (thinks: I'm no lawyer, but she's not either. Still, she argues better. I better not reply.) Fine. Everyone, you can have a fifteen minute break.
The original orchestra members wander around the stage.
The Yugioh cast is by themselves listening to Tea's complaints.
Seto Kaiba is sitting in his chair typing on his laptop.
Mirrowa: Athena, Mr. D. Du the First, Paul & Terry, Jayant Reddy, Mathew, and holds-up-seven-fingers-and-says-I'm-in-third-grade! kid, get over here!
The people Mirrowa mentions step to one side of the stage.
Paul: Why are we over here? I wanna talk to Yugi!
Holds-up-seven-fingers-and-says-I'm-in-third-grade! kid: Look, don't be stupid. And by the way, my name's Kevin.
cybErdrAgOn: (comments to Mirrowa) For once, he's right. (to everyone in the "group") Everyone other than Paul & Terry, here's what happened: I reprogrammed a GameBoy so it can teleport people, teleport people but make them think they're still in their normal world, you get the idea.
*is rudely interrupted by Jayant Reddy*
Jayant Reddy: So Athena's been up to her hacking tricks again.
Kevin and Paul & Terry: I didn't know you hacked!
cybErdrAgOn: Forget that. Anyway, Paul was looking at it, and Mrs. Tibbet pressed the button that takes us all here. Fortunately for us, she also zapped herself, so she has no idea that we're here. As Paul & Terry have already oh so amazingly realized, we don't really have food, money, or a place to live.
Mr. D. Du the First: But can't you just zap us back?
Kevin: Yeah, if you're so smart to make it, why aren't we back already? This sucks.
Mirrowa: Shut up and listen to her; it's probably our only way out since she knows how to make weird technological plans from making plans for hacking the school computers.
*Note: I didn't actually do this; I'm sort of planning to though*
Meanwhile, the Yugioh people are busily making plans of their own…
Tea: She's so mean; I don't see how she has any friends!
Joey: Maybe she don't. She seems kinda like Kaiba if ya ask me.
Bakura: Actually, she does. She's over there talking to her group.
Tristan: So? They're not her friends.
Yugi: How can you tell?
Tea: Anyway, like I was saying before, she's just cold-hearted, and mean, and¡ Did you see how she got me into trouble for air bowing (whatever that is!)
Serenity: Actually, air bowing is when you pretend to play, but you don't make any sound.
Tristan: You're absolutely right Serenity. I was just about to say that…er… *clears throat*
Joey: Now don't go around gettin' any ideas about my sis.
Tristan: And she didn't get in trouble at all- that smoothtalking¡ She talked her way right out of it!
Yugi: Now, I don't know if we should do this. What's her name anyway?
Tea: Athena.
Bakura: We don't know much about them. Besides, it seems like the better we play, the earlier we get out. And I have to admit, only Serenity knows how to play at all.
Ok, everyone, I'm tempted to end this chapter here, but it might be good to take advantage of being happy.
In case anyone doesn't get Paul & Terry, they're the two kids who always sit together, talk at the same time, etc.
So this will continue.
Tristan: Well, even if we all do wanna get back at her, what d'you wanna do?
Tea: Let's keep them here as long as possible. They do have to go to school tomorrow…
Bakura: But so do we!
Meanwhile, with the orchestra people
cybErdrAgon: See, this thing's only a prototype. I wasn't actually planning to use it. So it doesn't have a button to zap us all back.
Jayant Reddy: Are you telling me we're all stuck here?
Mirrowa: Problem is, we don't have the software to add programming info. But I know someone who does…
Everyone: Seto Kaiba!
cybErdrAgOn: Exactly.
Mathew: First of all, who is this Seto Kaiba guy?
Paul: He's the CEO of KaibaCorp, the big dueling tech company.
Terry: And he's sitting right there typing on the laptop.
Mathew: Second, how are we going to make him do it, or lend us the software?
Mirrowa: Um, Athena's still working on that.
Mr. D. Du the First: But how are we supposed to get any of this done without the anime teleporter?
cybErdrAgOn: Finally, someone remembers that! Here's the plan. Either Mr. D. Du the First, Paul, or Terry is going to ask Yugi to get it for us. If he uses the puppy eyes, Mrs. Tibbet can't resist! Once you've got that, I'll go talk to Kaiba.
Paul: What a brilliant idea. I'll go, since no one over there has anything against me¡yet.
Jayant Reddy: I'm sure all of this is going to work. But what about tonight? Where are we all sleeping?
cybErdrAgOn: Well, it's pointless to ask any of them *nods to Yugioh people and Tea*- they're all against me because of that b**ch Tea, and plus, none of their houses are big enough. We'll have to arrange that with Mr. Seto Kaiba too.
Mirrowa: And Mr. Seto Kaiba is really known for being so hospitable. I'm sure his house is going to fit forty-some people.
cybErdrAgOn: Well, I think it will. It has about seventy-something rooms. Besides, do you have a better idea?
Paul walks over to where the Yugioh people are.
Paul: Hello, and welcome to this orchestra. It's kinda hard at the beginning, but you'll get used to it.
Tea: Are those people your friends?
Paul: Um, sort of. Listen, Yugi, I need you to do me a favor. See that GameBoy on Mrs. Tibbet's stand? Well, I want you to go get it for me. You're not gonna get in trouble, cuz Mrs. Tibbet is such a sucker for puppy eyes.
Yugi: Are you sure it's okay?
Joey: Yug, don't do it. He's probably just tryin' to get you in trouble!
Yugi: Promise I'm not gonna get in trouble?
Paul: Of course!
Yugi walks over to the conductor's stand and snatches the GameBoy.
Then, he runs back to his little group.
Paul: Thanks! I owe you one. *leaves*
Tristan: He's a weird one.
Back with the orchestra people…
Paul: Here it is.
Mrs. Tibbet: Okay, everyone! Break's over. Back to work. I'll let you out in half an hour.
Everyone just groans…
After writing all this, I'm kinda tired…
So that's it for now.
Hope you liked it; please read and review!
I should really go to bed now…
