Disclaimer: I don't (and probably never will) own Inuyasha
Authors note: this story follows the main story line and is basically about what would happen if everyone was in my made up, messed up, caffeine filled world.J
This fic starts right after the fight with yura
Myoga the flea was hopping along the road. Tired and anxious he was hopping
to Inuyasha to tell him about his fathers grave.
"I've been hopping for three days straight" the flea said "time for a break"
So he sat down on a rock RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.(not very smart).
Anyway, Kagome was riding along on her bike when she spotted the flea in the middle of the road.
"Fleas are evil." She thought "I shall vanquish it!"
And with that she rode over the flea with an evil grin on her face. Squish,squish
"huh?" Kagome said pretending she didn't mean to ride over him "thought I
just ran over something. Must be my imagination"
"eh he he" she thought " to bad I can't back up and do it again."
Then she rode off to go find Inuyasha. She found him sitting up in a tree and called him
down so she could doctor the big wound he got from fighting Yura.
"tend my wounds" Inuyasha scoffed "you think I need you?"
"drop the attitude. You got hurt in that fight" Kagome said
"now come down"
"huh?"
"sit"
And with that Inuyasha came crashing down to the ground.
"man, saying that word is so much fun!" Kagome thought
meanwhile Kaede and some of the children from the village where walking along the road.
" are you all better now lady kaede" asked one of the children
"my bones hurt…KEEP IT DOWN YOU STUPID KIDS" kaede yelled
suddenly they heard shouting and screaming and they came up to Inuyasha and Kagome
"take off your clothes" yelled Kagome
"beg me to" yelled inu
"close your eyes children" said kaede
" why is she trying to rip off his clothes" asked a child
"I'll tell you when you're older"
then she turned to Inuyasha and Kagome
"I shoulda Known" kaede grumbled shaking her head " I see you two have gotten over your differences. See, I told you a little alone time would do the trick "
"what?" Kagome said in confusion
"AARGH" Inuyasha yelled "get off me!"
he took off his shirt and showed them the place where his wound use to be .
" Don't you know that I am special "
"eh eh what did I tell you," said kaede, " he is taking off his shirt"
"What ,"said Kagome again
Inuyasha and Kagome stared at kaede for a few second while an awkward silence fell over them and Inuyasha put his shirt back on.
"y… you are all healed" said Kagome breaking the awkward silence.
Inuyasha snorted. Not noticing the slightly squashed looking flea that had jumped onto his chest.
"OWW!" Inuyasha exclaimed. As Myoga bit Inuyasha and started to suck inyasha's blood
"Inuyasha" said Myoga "long time no suck."
"long time no suck" said kaede "o my gosh that is sooo funny." Then kaede starts to roll around clutching her side laughing.(fortunately Kaede is the only one who got the joke.)Inuyasha, Kagome, and Myoga stared a kaede for a while. Then Inuyasha smack the flea one and let it fall into his hand.
"Yes," thought Kagome " he smacked the evil flea."
"Well, Well,"said Inuyasha, " if it isn't Myoga the flea."
After finding Myoga the flea the gang when back to Kaede's place
To Be Continued (maybe)
Short chapter but the next one will be longer if I get reviews.
