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Chapter two

Inuyasha and co. had just meet the flea an they went back to kaede's to talk. Two children where outside the hut poking at Kagome's bike. The bike fell over and the children ran away screaming. Meanwhile, Myoga was telling Inuyasha about his father's grave

"Someone's trying to rob my fathers grave!" Inuyasha said after hearing the news. When he was really thinking to himself.

"(song notes)I could care less. I could care less. Lalalala. I could care lessssss!(end of song)"

Then he snapped back into reality

"As Guardian of the tomb." Myoga was saying "I couldn't just sit

back and do nothing"

"So you abandoned it and came here" Inuyasha interrupted

"they say your father was a dog demon that knocked over mailboxes and stole cookies from the cookie jar." Kaede said

"I didn't really care to pay attention" Inuyasha responded

"He had the most delicious blood!" said myoga with a sigh

"probably killed him by sucking all his blood out" kagome thought

"What about his mother" asked kagome

"Shut your mouth" Inuyasha yelled " she died a long time ago"

"Just as I thought!" kagome thought eyeing the flea

"She was the fairest of all the…" Myoga began

He was interrupted by Inuyasha attempting to squash him into the ground.

"Ha ha ha" kagome thought "that's a lot better than running him over with the bike"

Inuyasha got up and stomped out of the room

"Hey wait" Kagome said

"Must have offended him" she thought

Kagome went outside and found Inuyasha sitting up in a tree(again)

"Stupid flea" Inuyasha thought "I'm gonna get him one of these days. Lets see, I could cook him or hand him or…"

Meanwhile a carriage could be seen up in the sky riding on a cloud and covered in dum dum dum GARDEN GNOMES.

"or squash him or stab him." Inuyasha thought

Then suddenly he felt a strange force. It was getting closer and closer. He saw Kagome under the tree and jumped down, pushing her head to the ground in the process .

"stay down" He commanded

"What are you…" Kagome started

"Do you feel, it that force" he said

Kagome looked up and saw a carriage up in the sky covered in Garden Gnomes.

"OH NO not Garden Gnomes!"

Inside the carriage was a woman in chains. Inuyasha stared at the carriage like he'd just seen a ghost.

"Inu…" kagome began

"M… mother?"

"mother?!" thought kagome " that's his mother?"

She watched the carriage as it went by holding the woman who supposedly died a long time ago

"and I thought my family was dysfunctional"

His mother looked down and saw Inuyasha and kagome standing there.

"Inuyasha?" she said in surprise

suddenly a huge clawed hand came out of the sky and crushed the small garden Gnome covered carriage. AS the monster came into view it continued to crush the Inuyasha's mother

"Well I guess I should save her." Inuyasha said half-heartedly

kagome watched as Inuyasha leapt at the monster. She looked from Inuyasha to his mother.

"hmmm" she thought "maybe I should leave. This looks like family time."

She was just about to leave when Fluffy appeared on the shoulder of the monster accompanied by jaken.

"/jaken, kill him only after we've talked"

"Well" Inuyasha said " then I'll never let you talk to me" and he ran away laughing

"SIT" kagome yelled

Then she dragged him back by his collar.

" what the heck is your problem?"

" I don't want to talk to my stupid brother"

"that's his brother?!" kagome thought " this really is family time"

then kagome started to leave

"wait" yelled Inuyasha "where are you going"

" this is family time" she said

" Ha ha ha" fluffy laughed " a human girl ? How fitting that you should be dallying with humans Inuyasha"

kagome looked up at Fluffy. Then she noticed his appearance. She stared at him wit her mouth handing open.

" What are you staring at you mortal?" asked fluffy

"… you look like a girl." Kagome said while pointing at him

"I do not look…" fluffy began

"But your wearing eye shadow" she said

"I am not wearing…" he said

" I see it. Its red." She said "and you put way to much on. And why did you put it on the sides of your face"

"SILENCE" Fluffy yelled " this is not eye shadow it is war paint!"

his face turned red.

"anyway" he said as he looked down at the chain in his hand and remembered why he was there.

"Inuyasha," he said snapping his head toward his half brother "you sink your own level at last"

"you came all this way to insult me." Inuyasha said

"No! you didn't let me finish!" said fluffy in a pouty voice then he regained his posture " I want you to direct me to our dear father's grave."

"Heck, not this again" Inuyasha thought

"ok" he said in a low voice " I'll tell you where to find it…long ago in a galaxy far far away."

(star wars music starts playing)

"wait" kagome said "I thought you didn't know where it is"

(music stops abruptly)

"SHHH" Inuyasha said " He doesn't know that!"

" I see" fluffy interrupted "then it can not be helped. Your mother will have to suffer"

"You think I'm stupid? Shes been dead for years. And even if that was her I wouldn't give a …"

"fool " Interrupted fluffy " you think with all my power I couldn't bring back your mothers soul and even give her flesh."

"Well, you sure can't put on make-up" kagome said

"Silence Mortal!" fluffy yelled going red again

"Please don't trouble yourself Inuyasha. I've been dead once before…WHAT AM I SAYING!!! Get your but up here and save me you stupid boy!"

"sigh" said Inuyasha " yes mother"

"you'd better hurry up to! It may not look like I can give you a wuping with this monster claw and all these chains on me, but you just try me!"

"yes mother" Inuyasha said again

Then he leaped up and cut the monsters arm away. Not taking much care to see that his mother fell gently. She fell to the ground with a thud.

"you could try to be more gentle!" his mother yelled

"yes mother" Inuyasha said, "Nag" He muttered

"I Heard That" His mother said "you just wait until we get away from your brother. IM gonna…"

"Kagome, get her out of here" Inuyasha interrupted

"you will not" Fluffy yelled

Then the monster attempted to smash Inuyasha into the ground. His mother got up and faced the monster.

"looks like I'm saving your but again." She said as she pulled out a flower. The flower glowed brightly and then transported them all to another place. Inuyasha woke up near a beautiful lake full of lily pads.

To Be Continued.

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