There's No Such Thing as Love
By Chrysanthemum
Chapter 2: The Three M's: Money, Meeting, Marriage
Diclaimer: I don't own Inuaysha.
"This CAN'T be happening!" Princess Sango cried. "Well, it is happening, so you better dress up in your finest," Myouga whispered in her ear. Sango, and Kagome stopped tearing the room apart. They won't ever hurt Myouga because he has helped them many times with unfortunate suitors. He had also helped spread the rumors about them being toads.
Rin came out of her toom, yawning. "I finished the clothes," she said truimphiantly. Sango glowered, "But there's 3 ugly suitors waiting downstairs," she said, pointing at Myouga. Myuoga sweatdropped. "Hey, I'm not ugly!" he defended himslef. The three girls looked at him. "We never said you were ugly," Rin said, voicing her thoughts. Although you ARE, all of the princesses then thought, smiling at each other.
"Guess we shouldn't keep the princes' of frogs waiting, me?" Sango sighed. Kagome and Rin nodded glumly, trudging to their rooms. Downstairs, the princes were happy that the noise had stopped. Inuyasha sighed, rubbing his ears. This is what he had come for, and that was to marry the Princess Kagome, the middle sister of Rin and Sango.
Suddenly, his ears picked up," Ok, ok, I'm going already. But why do I have to go first?!" Oh no, he thought. When I marry the wench, she better not give me this sort of trouble! Suddenly, a large, pink frilly thing came into view. It looked like a pig dressed up for show. He could see the tiny head upon the huge neck admist the dress-no, he realized, dresses.
Inuyahsa let out a relieved sigh. I might even flay the wench, he thought to himslef, and let out an unconscious chuckle. Kagome looked up from the ground, glaring at him. She knew she was ugly, but he didn't have to push it! "Hey," she growled in a clear voice, not according to plan. "I know what you're thinking, and you are the most despicable person I've ever seen!"
Inuyasha realized that she was talking to him. "Hey," he also growled, "I could say the same for you!" Kagome couldn't take it anymore. All of the day's tension poured out of her fists. "I HATE YOU!!" she screamed, and landed a knuckle sandwich on his shocked face. For a moment, he didn't respond. Then he heard Miroku trying not to laugh, but failing unsuccessfully. His anger burst out of control.
"Who do you think you are, wench?!" he said, pointing at her. Kagome lifted her head, and also her leg, but couldn't. Inuyasha saw Kagome trying to undo her dress. His eyes widened. "W-what are you doing?" he yelled, blushing bright red. Kagome successfully pried all the useless dresses off her, and stood in front of him.
Inuyasha stood sprawled on the ground. The girl in front of him glowered. All of the rumors...they were untrue! He took in her slender figure, her dark, cold, blue eyes, her silky long hair, and her blue dress did nothing to enhance her beauty."Coward!" her voice broke into his hentai thoughts. Inuyasha couln't resist a challenge when he saw one. He leaped on her, accidently knocking her to the floor.
At the exact moment, she kneed him where 'the sun don't shine'. He fell against her, shock written all over his face. She easily turned him aside, and suddenly heard clapping. She turned around, eyes narrowed. Miroku grinned at her, and winced at the slumped figure lying on the floor. Ouch, that's GOT to hurt, he thought to himself.
"Who are you?" the beautiful vision asked. She looked ready to fight again. Miroku stumbled to his knees and said,"Oh fair princess, this humbled Sir is not worthy of your name. Oh fair flower, if I may give you mine so I may be blessed when it touches your lips for it is Prince Miroku, here to claim the hand of Princess Sango. Pray tell me where she might be?"
Kagome almost couldn't follow what he was saying, but she could see a name question when it was being asked. "It's Kagome," she said, puzzled. The slumped figure on the ground cried, "WHAT!?" Miroku tried to stifle a chuckle, but couldn't. He tried to pat Inuyasha on the head. "Poor you," he said consolely,"tell me when your funeral is next week."
Kagome looked questionably at her mother. "What are they talking about?" she inquired. "You're getting married," the queen told her daughter shortly. "WHAT!!" Kagome mimicked Inuyasha, stamping her foot, which, unfortunatly, landed on Inuyasha. "F***ing wench!" he growled. Kagome stamped on him again, and screamed,"I'm not marrying anyone! You hear me!!"
"Yes," a voice chorused, and Sesshomaru and Miroku turned around, and Miroku started drooling. Sango glanced at him making a mess on the carpet, in disgust, and hurried to her sister. She was wearing a deep magenta dress, whcih matched her eyes, with a red sash in the middle. She stood with Kagome, whose eyes were trained at her parents. "We. Don't. Want. To. Get. MARRIED!" they yelled together.
Suddenly, Sango felt something touch the backside of her dress. Her eyebrow twitched, and she realized that it was the guy that was drooling on the carpet before. Touching HER! She whipped around, slapping him first with her hand, then her ponytail, and kicked him into Candyland. well, you know what I mean. The sound of birds twittering filled the silence in the room.
"Where's Rin?" her mother finally asked. "Right here, Mother," the youngest daughter said, appearing behind her older sisters. Now it was Sesshomaru's turn to stare. So this is who I will be with for the rest life, he thought, studying her hair, and her plain brown dress. It doesn't matter. When I get my hands on the money, he thought to himself, I will have more power than anyone in the world!
Rin peeked out of her eyelashes, and saw the damage that her sisters had done. Two figures were on the floor, groaning. She peeked at the last standing suitor. Wow, Rin thought to herself. The last suitor had long white hair, and two marks on either side of his face. He was really tall, taller than anyone in the room. His amber eyes looked straight at her. It's intesity made her look away and at the floor.
Sesshomaru glanced at the girl again. Hmm... maybe I could use this to my advantage, he thought to himself. Perfect. "Fine," Sango said suddenly. Her younger sisters looked at her, shocked. "We'll agree to the marriage," Sango added to the last statment. Sango motioned to her sisters that they would talk later. It wouldn't matter, Sango thought, satisfied. When we run away tonight, this marriage business will be dust.
"Okay," the queen faltered, hardly believing her ears. The king stumbled, and fainted, unnoticed. "Rin, you will be married to Prince Sesshomaru," she pointed to the tall man. Rin looked shocked. Maybe my dreams ARE finally coming true, Rin thought wonderingly. "Sango, you will be married to Prince Miroku," she then pointed to one of the slumped figures lying on the floor. For the second time, Sango cried," WHAT!? You don't mean this!"
The queen ignored her oldest daughter, and Kagome had a sinking feeling that that she knew would be the end of her. "...And Kagome, you will be married to Prince Inuyasha," she finished, pointing to the slumped figure on the floor. Inuyasha had the urge to look up and smirk, so he did. Kagome looked like all her nightmares had come true. This can't be happening, she thought to herself, silently crying. He looks like the sort of prince that beats anyone who angers him!
Inuaysha's smirk grew wider as the girl looked glazed-eyed at nothing. She will pay for this, he decieded. When the wedding is over . . . .she will pay for my humiliation!
Chrysanthemum: Am I evil, or what?! I was thinking of changing the ratings to 'rated', cuz of the next chapter. It is o.O Mwee! Review, onegai! Or I won't post the next chapter. Am I evil, or what?
Reviewers: yes you are, now shut up. T_T
Chapter Three: Escape
By Chrysanthemum
Chapter 2: The Three M's: Money, Meeting, Marriage
Diclaimer: I don't own Inuaysha.
"This CAN'T be happening!" Princess Sango cried. "Well, it is happening, so you better dress up in your finest," Myouga whispered in her ear. Sango, and Kagome stopped tearing the room apart. They won't ever hurt Myouga because he has helped them many times with unfortunate suitors. He had also helped spread the rumors about them being toads.
Rin came out of her toom, yawning. "I finished the clothes," she said truimphiantly. Sango glowered, "But there's 3 ugly suitors waiting downstairs," she said, pointing at Myouga. Myuoga sweatdropped. "Hey, I'm not ugly!" he defended himslef. The three girls looked at him. "We never said you were ugly," Rin said, voicing her thoughts. Although you ARE, all of the princesses then thought, smiling at each other.
"Guess we shouldn't keep the princes' of frogs waiting, me?" Sango sighed. Kagome and Rin nodded glumly, trudging to their rooms. Downstairs, the princes were happy that the noise had stopped. Inuyasha sighed, rubbing his ears. This is what he had come for, and that was to marry the Princess Kagome, the middle sister of Rin and Sango.
Suddenly, his ears picked up," Ok, ok, I'm going already. But why do I have to go first?!" Oh no, he thought. When I marry the wench, she better not give me this sort of trouble! Suddenly, a large, pink frilly thing came into view. It looked like a pig dressed up for show. He could see the tiny head upon the huge neck admist the dress-no, he realized, dresses.
Inuyahsa let out a relieved sigh. I might even flay the wench, he thought to himslef, and let out an unconscious chuckle. Kagome looked up from the ground, glaring at him. She knew she was ugly, but he didn't have to push it! "Hey," she growled in a clear voice, not according to plan. "I know what you're thinking, and you are the most despicable person I've ever seen!"
Inuyasha realized that she was talking to him. "Hey," he also growled, "I could say the same for you!" Kagome couldn't take it anymore. All of the day's tension poured out of her fists. "I HATE YOU!!" she screamed, and landed a knuckle sandwich on his shocked face. For a moment, he didn't respond. Then he heard Miroku trying not to laugh, but failing unsuccessfully. His anger burst out of control.
"Who do you think you are, wench?!" he said, pointing at her. Kagome lifted her head, and also her leg, but couldn't. Inuyasha saw Kagome trying to undo her dress. His eyes widened. "W-what are you doing?" he yelled, blushing bright red. Kagome successfully pried all the useless dresses off her, and stood in front of him.
Inuyasha stood sprawled on the ground. The girl in front of him glowered. All of the rumors...they were untrue! He took in her slender figure, her dark, cold, blue eyes, her silky long hair, and her blue dress did nothing to enhance her beauty."Coward!" her voice broke into his hentai thoughts. Inuyasha couln't resist a challenge when he saw one. He leaped on her, accidently knocking her to the floor.
At the exact moment, she kneed him where 'the sun don't shine'. He fell against her, shock written all over his face. She easily turned him aside, and suddenly heard clapping. She turned around, eyes narrowed. Miroku grinned at her, and winced at the slumped figure lying on the floor. Ouch, that's GOT to hurt, he thought to himself.
"Who are you?" the beautiful vision asked. She looked ready to fight again. Miroku stumbled to his knees and said,"Oh fair princess, this humbled Sir is not worthy of your name. Oh fair flower, if I may give you mine so I may be blessed when it touches your lips for it is Prince Miroku, here to claim the hand of Princess Sango. Pray tell me where she might be?"
Kagome almost couldn't follow what he was saying, but she could see a name question when it was being asked. "It's Kagome," she said, puzzled. The slumped figure on the ground cried, "WHAT!?" Miroku tried to stifle a chuckle, but couldn't. He tried to pat Inuyasha on the head. "Poor you," he said consolely,"tell me when your funeral is next week."
Kagome looked questionably at her mother. "What are they talking about?" she inquired. "You're getting married," the queen told her daughter shortly. "WHAT!!" Kagome mimicked Inuyasha, stamping her foot, which, unfortunatly, landed on Inuyasha. "F***ing wench!" he growled. Kagome stamped on him again, and screamed,"I'm not marrying anyone! You hear me!!"
"Yes," a voice chorused, and Sesshomaru and Miroku turned around, and Miroku started drooling. Sango glanced at him making a mess on the carpet, in disgust, and hurried to her sister. She was wearing a deep magenta dress, whcih matched her eyes, with a red sash in the middle. She stood with Kagome, whose eyes were trained at her parents. "We. Don't. Want. To. Get. MARRIED!" they yelled together.
Suddenly, Sango felt something touch the backside of her dress. Her eyebrow twitched, and she realized that it was the guy that was drooling on the carpet before. Touching HER! She whipped around, slapping him first with her hand, then her ponytail, and kicked him into Candyland. well, you know what I mean. The sound of birds twittering filled the silence in the room.
"Where's Rin?" her mother finally asked. "Right here, Mother," the youngest daughter said, appearing behind her older sisters. Now it was Sesshomaru's turn to stare. So this is who I will be with for the rest life, he thought, studying her hair, and her plain brown dress. It doesn't matter. When I get my hands on the money, he thought to himself, I will have more power than anyone in the world!
Rin peeked out of her eyelashes, and saw the damage that her sisters had done. Two figures were on the floor, groaning. She peeked at the last standing suitor. Wow, Rin thought to herself. The last suitor had long white hair, and two marks on either side of his face. He was really tall, taller than anyone in the room. His amber eyes looked straight at her. It's intesity made her look away and at the floor.
Sesshomaru glanced at the girl again. Hmm... maybe I could use this to my advantage, he thought to himself. Perfect. "Fine," Sango said suddenly. Her younger sisters looked at her, shocked. "We'll agree to the marriage," Sango added to the last statment. Sango motioned to her sisters that they would talk later. It wouldn't matter, Sango thought, satisfied. When we run away tonight, this marriage business will be dust.
"Okay," the queen faltered, hardly believing her ears. The king stumbled, and fainted, unnoticed. "Rin, you will be married to Prince Sesshomaru," she pointed to the tall man. Rin looked shocked. Maybe my dreams ARE finally coming true, Rin thought wonderingly. "Sango, you will be married to Prince Miroku," she then pointed to one of the slumped figures lying on the floor. For the second time, Sango cried," WHAT!? You don't mean this!"
The queen ignored her oldest daughter, and Kagome had a sinking feeling that that she knew would be the end of her. "...And Kagome, you will be married to Prince Inuyasha," she finished, pointing to the slumped figure on the floor. Inuyasha had the urge to look up and smirk, so he did. Kagome looked like all her nightmares had come true. This can't be happening, she thought to herself, silently crying. He looks like the sort of prince that beats anyone who angers him!
Inuaysha's smirk grew wider as the girl looked glazed-eyed at nothing. She will pay for this, he decieded. When the wedding is over . . . .she will pay for my humiliation!
Chrysanthemum: Am I evil, or what?! I was thinking of changing the ratings to 'rated', cuz of the next chapter. It is o.O Mwee! Review, onegai! Or I won't post the next chapter. Am I evil, or what?
Reviewers: yes you are, now shut up. T_T
Chapter Three: Escape
