Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, but maybe some day (gets dreamy look)

Authors note: I would just like to say that if you have fear of garden Gnomes you should not read this part of the story. You have been warned.

Chapter three

Last time Inuyasha's mother had transported Inuyasha, Kagome and herself away from Fluffy. Inuyasha was just waking up.

There is a beautiful lake full of lily pads.

"Where?" Inuyasha wondered

"At the crossroads of life and death you stupid boy" Said Inuyasha's Mother "I have to go back now"

"Gee" Inuyasha said sarcastically " do you have to"

"Don't take that tone with me" She snapped "I can see you haven't grown up a bit."

"It's your fault. You traumatized me," Inuyasha yelled back

Meanwhile Kagome was just waking up on the other side of the lake. She looked

Across the lake and saw Inuyasha and his mother fighting.

"Well, atleast there safe" she thought. Then she tried to get up but found that she couldn't move. She struggled a bit until Inuyasha' s mother's reflection caught her eye. Her reflection had no face!

"Inu" she tried to call out but her voice failed her

On the other side of the river Inuyasha and his mother were still fighting. Inuyasha ha his fingers in his ears.

"la la la la IM not listening, IM not listening la la la la" sang Inuyasha

" Don't play that game with me!" Inu's Mother said "you'd better listen"

suddenly she stopped yelling and muttering under her breath she ripped up a flower

from the ground and threw it in the water.

"Look in the water" she said

Inu yasha gave her a suspicious look

" What's in the water" Her asked slowly

" Just look in the water you stupid boy"

Inuyasha inched over to the edge of the lake. Knowing his mother a huge monster would come out of the lake and try to bite his head off, and then his mother would sit there and laugh at him. He slowly leaned over and looked in the water . He saw himself as a child. He sighed a huge sigh of relief.

"Phew, I thought you were going to try to kill me again or something"

" I wish" she mumbled under her breath

"what?" Inuyasha said distractedly

"nothing" his mother replied

While Inuyasha was looking in the water his mother came up behind him and grabbed him

"I knew you were trying to kill me" He yelled

Then he noticed her reflection in the water. She had no face!

"Phew" he said again " I thought you were my real mother'

" foolish boy, I am much worse than your mother"

" you've never met my mother before have you."

Suddenly she started shoving her hands into his back.

"what are you doing you crazy b….." Inuyasha said before blacking out.

Kagome was watching this from a far and wondering why she was paralyzed

" why can't I move?" she thought

Then as the Illusion around her began to disperse she saw them. The hats, the beards, the stupid cheesy smile, her worst fears come true GARDEN GNOMES. They surrounded her holding chains.

" OH NO" Kagome thought "I've had this dream before. Now they're going to steal my socks and take them to there master."

Then a fate befell Kagome that was even worse than having your socks stolen . The Garden Gnomes started singing.

" WE are the Garden Gnomes We are the Garden Gnomes." They sang.

"Noooooooo" Kagome yelled grabbing her head in torture

She screamed and flailed her body and eventually got free of the chains and the singing Garden Gnomes. She sat up and looked around as the garden gnomes fell off her.

" ahhhhhhh" they yelled as they hopped away.

Kagome shuddered

" that was the worst experience I've had in my life" she said

Meanwhile Jaken was trying to get the secret location of the grave from Inuyasha's soul.

"nothing woman, get what we be needing and get it now" said Jaken

"yes, lord Jaken" said the nothing woman

then she dunked Inuyasha into the water.

"tell me where you're fathers grave is" she said

"why did you dunk me in the water" asked Inuyasha unconsciously

the nothing woman thought about that for a bit and finally replied

"I'm trying to kill you"

"Oh" said Inuyasha calmly "That's nothing new"

"now tell me w here you're fathers grave is you stupid boy" said the nothing woman

"It's the black pearl on the left" he replied

while this was happening Kagome was watching it from behind the tall grass. She saw what appeared to be Inuyasha's mother trying to suck Inuyasha into her chest.

"Whoa" she said "this is way to much family time for me to handle"

the she noticed Jaken.

"A toad!" she gasped " toads are almost as evil as fleas. I shall vanquish it.""

So Kagome snuck up behind Jaken and pushed him into the water, and without meaning to disturb the reflection of young Inuyasha and His mother. Which released Inuyasha from the nothing woman's grip.

Suddenly fluffy came up beside Inuyasha and grabbed him by the throat.

"Black pearl on the left . of course . could you imagine me sesshomaru being so foolish."

He thrust his finger into Inuyasha's left eye pulling out the pearl.

"ewwwwww" said fluffy as he dropped Inuyasha to the ground "that was a lot grosser than I thought it would be"

"you wuss" said Kagome "and I thought you wearing the make up was bad."

" Its not make up its war paint." Yelled fluffy

"You did all this for that stupid pebble." Said Inuyasha "you made me re live when my mother was alive!"

"I have no time for this" Fluffy Interrupted " If you insist on getting in my way Ill kill you

Fluffy ran at Inuyasha claws out ready to take his head of . meanwhile the nothing woman was walking towards Inuyasha. She was going to tell him off for some reason or another because she still had some of his mother in her. Before she could get to him she tripped over a rock and fell right in the middle of fluffy's attack.

" oh crap" she said right before fluffy killed her.

"Oh no," Fluffy thought " and I wasted all that foundation making her! That covergirl foundation cost me $20.00!"

"Useless trash" he said as he stepped on her remains

He dropped the small black pearl in his hand on the ground and held up the staff.

"finally I'll find my father's grave!" he said

Then he brought the staff down. Light exploded from the pearl and a small black portal formed.

TO BE CONTINUED

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