Disclaimer: don't own Inu

Ok the portal just appeared in the story

A portal appeared after Fluffy brought the staff down and he entered the portal

"Hop to it Inuyasha" said Myoga the flea " Through the portal is your father's gra…"

"I DON'T CARE!" screamed Inuyasha

Then he threw the flea on the ground and started stomping on him. While Kagome fell to the ground in laughter.

"You, stupid, Little, flea, take this, take this," HE said as he stomped Myoga into the ground

"ah hahhahahahahah" said Kagome

Inuyasha continued to stomp him into the ground until he was a little pancake. After he finished he began to speak.

"Even though…" he began

"Ahahahahaha" Kagome interrupted

"Even though" he began again

"hahahahahaha' Kagome interrupted

"Even…"

"AhahaHAhahahhh"

Inuyasha paused and stared a Kagome for a few minutes.

"are you done yet?" HE asked

Kagome got up and wiped a tear from her eye.

"yeah" She said

"Right" he said while narrowing his eyes

"Even though I don't care about finding my fathers grave. I'll go just to kill my brother" said Inuyasha

Kagome then glanced up and saw the portal that Fluffy had opened

"Ohhh" she said " pretty colors"

"What do you mean pretty colors?" asked Inuyasha " The portals completely black."

Kagome ignored him and walked toward the portal

"ooo" she said as she hoped in

"Hey, what are you doing?" Inuyasha said as he followed her

They reached the other side of the portal and were floating towards a pile of bones

" you know that Sesshomaru is down there and its dangerous don't you?" Inuyasha asked

"weeee" Kagome said "free fallings fun!"

they fell until the giant skeleton bird came down to get them. Inuyasha landed on the bird but Kagome was having so much fun falling she missed the tail and had to grab on to the tail.

"You stupid wench! Get up here!" Inuyasha yelled

"weeeeee" she said

The bird took a dive and landed in the mouth of the giant dog demon. Kagome didn't like the diving part. After they got off the bird she went to the side of the mouth and puked.

"Bleeaaghh" she said

"Come on" said Inuyasha "let's go"

Back in the stomach room Fluffy was about to pull out the tetsuiga.

"ooooh, I'm just so excited" He said

Jaken gave him a strange look. Fluffy composed himself

"I mean finally I shall obtain my father's sword'

HE grasped the sword and tried to pull it out, but it shocked him. SO he tried to pull it out again.

"OW" said fluffy

Pull

"OW"

Pull

"OW"

Pull

"OW"

"Okay stop!" yelled Jaken "obviously theres a shield spell on the sword"

"Oh, right, of course" fluffy said "I was just…testing my strength"

"right" said Jaken

Then Inuyasha and Kagome came down to the stomach room. Kagome was still looking sick

"oh my tummy" she said

"Sesshomaru, I'm not done with you yet" yelled Inuyasha

" oh, Inuyasha. Have you come to get father's sword as well."

" I told you I don't care about the sword"

Kagome noticed the sword and was infatuated with its rustiness.

" ohhh pretty sword" she said " Inuyasha, get the sword!"

"Why" he asked "Its just a piece of junk"

"Gasp, how dare you insult the sword"

She picks up a skull and throws it at him

"beg the swords forgiveness!"

"OW!" he said

"get the sword!" yelled Kagome

"fine" said Inuyasha

"If I couldn't get the sword you won't be able to get it" Fluffy said

" oh yeah" said Inuyasha

He grasped the sword and penetrated the shield spell.

"What!? Why didn't he get shocked? NO FAIR!" Fluffy said

"HA HA I'm gonna get the sword you make up wearing wuss." Said Inuyasha

"I'm not a wuss! AND this isn't make up. I was born this way. Leave me alone!"

"HAHAHA" said Inuyasha

Inuyasha pulled at the sword but it didn't come out. He pulled as hard as he could but it still wouldn't come out.

"I couldn't pull the sword out" Said Inuyasha " but I'll kill you anyway"

Inuyasha and fluffy start to fight. Kagome was watching from above. She jumped down and landed on Jaken.

"Your both weaklings. I guess I'll have to pull out the sword" she said

She went up to the sword and pulled on it .It came out easily. They both stopped in mid punch and stared at Kagome in awe.

"See." She said

Fluffy went over to Kagome

" who are you that you can pull out the sword"

"I am Darth Vader" Kagome said in a raspy voice "leader of the dark side and master of the force"

"what?" asked Inuyasha

Fluffy turned to Inuyasha.

"Whats wrong with this mortal?" he asked

Inuyasha shrugged

"well ,my talons will bid you fare well 'he said

Then he melted the wall around Kagome

"eeee I'm melting!" Kagome said as the scalding material surrounded her.

Inuyasha ran over and dunked his hand in the goop trying to pull Kagome out. But the goop burned him and he had to pull it out. He turned to Fluffy with a glare

"You'll pay for that!" Inuyasha said

Inuyasha attacked Fluffy with renewed strength . he hit fluffy's armor and broke it off

"All this anger over a mortal?" asked fluffy

"how am I supposed to get that five bucks back from her now? you'll pay!" said Inuyasha

As he was about to attack fluffy, Kagome popped up out of the goop

"Ta-Da!" she said as she came up.

Inuyasha and fluffy stared at her in disbelief

"How did a mere mortal" fluffy began

"FOOL" Kagome yelled pointing the sword at fluffy " how dare you try to kill Darth Vader. You shall pay with your LIFE!"

Then she handed the sword to Inuyasha

" Here you go" she said " this is a great sword! I know you can beat him with it. I believe in you!"

Then she ran and hid behind the largest bone she could find

"right" Inuyasha said turning to fluffy

"do you have the sword" Fluffy said " Lets see how the sword in your hands compares with the power of Sesshomaru"

Then Fluffy turned into his gimugous doggy form.

"Wow " said Kagome "this fight is getting pretty good, but its missing something"

Kagome thought a bit about what the fight was missing until she came to the answer

"popcorn!" she said

then a microwave appeared out of nowhere with a bag of popcorn in it. Kagome

pushed some buttons and the microwave started. Inuyasha came over.

"hey, whats that?" he asked

" It's a microwave. It can pop popcorn and warm food up and … Hey aren't you supposed to be fighting someone?!"

"what?" said Inuyasha in confusion

then he looked back and saw fluffy in doggy form.

"oh right." He said and went off to fight them

Kagome pulled out the bag and started to eat the popcorn. Inuyasha was hitting fluffy with the rusty sword and doing no damage.

" That's it" Kagome said while munching on the popcorn "Hit him. You really hurt him that time!"

Inuyasha hopped over to her.

"Hey, that one didn't even make him blink okay" Inuyasha said " and give me some popcorn."

"No!" Kagome said holding the popcorn protectively " the popcorn is mine!"

" Fine, but I don't see why you're so cheerful." Said Inuyasha " I can handle his attacks but you'll be jelly any minute now"

Kagome stopped eating for a minute and stared at Inuyasha.

"So your just gonna give up" she asked

Then she broke down in tears

" I'm gonna die!" she wailed "OH' I'm to young to die!"

Inuyasha was taken aback by her wails and uncontrollable sobbing.

" stop that!" he said

" b-but you said"

" I meant let me protect you!"

She stared at him for a few moments and then broke down again

" I'm gonna die. I'm gonna DIE!" she wailed

Inuyasha rolled his eyes and went o fight fluffy again. But this time the sword started pulsating, and it turned into the tetsuiga. Inuyasha was about to cut Fluffy's arm off, but before h e could get the chance Fluffy stepped back and accidentally knocked over the bag of popcorn. Kagome stopped sobbing and ran over to the popcorn.

"NO, MY POPCORN" she said

But it was too late. Some of the popcorn had already fallen on the floor. She fell to the ground and looked down in a way that you couldn't see her eyes. Fluffy turned back into his person form and looked at Kagome anxiously.

"Kagome…" Inuyasha said coming toward her a step.

Then she looked up and her eyes were red and glowy like a demons. She looked at fluffy with a look of intense anger on her face.

"You…you spilled my POPCORN!!!" she screamed

then she ran up to fluffy and beat him up a lot. After she finished beating him up her eyes turned back and she came to her senses. Fluffy was lying on the ground half-dead. He tried to get up and leave.

" oh my gosh!" Kagome said " we forgot something in the story line!"

She ran up to fluffy and held him down.

"Hurry" she said to Inuyasha " cut off his arm"

"Um, okay" he said

Fluffy struggled but Kagome held him down. Inuyasha came up and cut off his arm. then Kagome let him go. Fluffy looked on the ground at his arm for a second. Then his e yes welled up with tears.

"Your Mean!" he yelled then he flew away crying

"Wait for me" said Jaken'

Then Myoga the flea (who had been watching from a very safe distance the whole time) came down.

"good work Inu.." he began

"Evil Flea!" Kagome yelled then she commenced in beating him up

"Ahahahahahaha" Said Inuyasah pointing at him

So Kagome Beat up the flea while Inuyasha sat back and laughed at them.

THE END

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