Wild Ride
"It's been so long since I've had a relaxing evening," Senator Kelly sighed. He was sitting on the balcony of his new mansion. "Especially since I moved away from Bayville. Ah, it's good to be in the country where nothing weird or abnormal will bother me." He poured himself a glass of wine.
He was unaware that he was being watched. "So there's Kelly's new pad," Althea said. "Not bad for a former principal!"
"So that's your tax dollars at work," Todd snickered.
"Not mine," Kurt said. "I'm from Germany. Hey I got a great idea…"
Meanwhile Kelly was sipping his wine when something zoomed overhead. He looked up and he nearly choked on his wine as he saw the spacecraft over him. It zoomed away. "I did not see a flying saucer…" He stammered. "I couldn't have seen a flying saucer…Maybe it was stress…or mutants…yeah. Stress from mutants. That's gotta be it. Where the hell are those pills the doctor prescribed?" He grabbed a bottle from his coat pocket and started swallowing them. Then he heard the sounds of a laser. "I am not hearing that! I am not hearing that! I NEED MORE PILLS!"
"That was fun!" Todd laughed as they flew away.
"I like what you drew on his front lawn," Althea snickered.
"I thought it was very appropriate," Kurt grinned.
"What's down there?" Todd pointed.
"Looks like a drive in movie," Kurt said.
"Hey look they're showing that fic War of the Worlds!" Amanda said.
"Well that's an appropriate movie to see from a spaceship," Todd chuckled.
"Hey guys I just got a great idea for a prank…" Althea grinned.
"Oh boy…" Kurt rolled his eyes.
They lowered the ship down so that it could be seen. "Oooooooooo," The sci fi fanatics dressed up in costumes blinked.
"Great special effects," One kid dressed like a Klingon blinked.
"Greetings earthlings!" Todd spoke in a funny voice. "Do not be alarmed. We have come merely to observe your interesting interpretations of life in outer space."
"ALIENS! COOL!" They shouted.
"Oh this is gonna be too easy," Todd grinned as he put his hand on the microphone.
"Where are you from oh space travelers?" A portly kid in an ill fitting Starfleet uniform asked.
"Well if anyone asks we are from the planet Koozbane," Todd remarked.
"All hail the visitors from the Planet Koozbane!" The Trekkers shouted.
"Yes we have come in peace!" Kurt got into the spirit of things. "Let us all sing the international song of friendship!"
"What international song of friendship?" Althea whispered.
"I brought my Walkman," Todd grinned. He picked out a song and it played. Soon everyone in the drive in movie was singing.
"Star trekkin' across the universe! On the starship Enterprise along with Captain Kirk! Star trekkin' across the universe! Boldly going forward cause we can't find reverse!"
"Oh man I wish we had a video camera," Todd giggled.
"We do," Althea pointed at the controls. "My sisters installed it. I've been taping the whole thing."
"This is the coolest night of my life!" The Starfleet kid shouted.
"Is it me or does one of them sound German?" A geek dressed as a Vulcan whispered.
"Earthlings we need your assistance," Althea spoke next. "We need your candies please. I believe the ones you call…M&Ms and Skittles. All you've got."
"Why do you need our M&Ms and Skittles?" The Vulcan asked.
"Oh we're conducting an experiment dealing with gravity," Althea grinned. "Very important. Very high tech."
"BRING THE CANDY!" They shouted. Althea used the tractor beam to bring up all the candy aboard.
"Oh visitors from Koozbane," The Vulcan asked. "Can we come aboard and see your spaceship in all its glory?"
"Uh…sorry can't do that," Kurt gulped. "Poisonous atmosphere in here. You can understand that right?"
"Oh yeah," The Vulcan said.
"Duh!" The Klingon rolled his eyes. "Well maybe you can come out here? You guys have those portable suits that let you leave the ship right?"
"Uh we left them at home," Althea said. "This was kind of a spur of the moment trip you see."
"Oh…" The disappointed crowd sighed.
"Actually there is one thing you can do…" Todd grinned.
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"That can't be a crop circle can it?" Kelly moaned as he looked at his front lawn. Burned into the grass was a frowning face with a tongue sticking out. Then he saw a commotion coming towards him. "Now what?"
Several cars filled with strangely dressed people pulled up honking their horns. They were carrying hastily made signs. DOWN WITH SENATOR KELLY. ENEMY TO PEACE. WHY DOES KELLY HATE ALIENS?
"What is going on here?" Kelly shouted.
"The game's up Kelly!" The Starfleet officer shouted. "We know about your plan to build a ray gun to blast the planet Koozbane!"
"The aliens told us that you were a major dweeb Senator Kelly!" The Klingon snapped. "And you were taking kickbacks."
"WHAT?" Kelly shouted. "THAT'S RIDICULOUS!"
"Look the sign the aliens left!" One person pointed at the drawing on the ground. "The aliens were here! They've come for you Kelly!"
"First mutants, now aliens are out to get me…" Senator Kelly moaned. "Why? Why?"
Next: A game of truth or dare ends up with the girls getting mad at the boys! So what happens that sets the girls on edge? You tell me! Keep those great ideas coming!
