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The Breakout

One year ago, a very crazy fan fic was written, which involved

singing and dancing, the death of Harry Potter, and Dudley shaking his ass. With a disguise, Voldemort came in and became the new Harry Potter. He then used his powers to defeat Albus Dumbledore, and take over Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He then had all the young wizards and witches (excluding Slytherin) build him a new school, just for Slytherin called

"Bloodsquash School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for Slytherin." said Voldemort. From a huge tower that he used from Hogwarts, he gazed upon the Gryiffindor, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff workers digging a gigantic underground chamber. (Like the Chamber of Secrets, Voldemort planned to put a Basilisk down there. Real original eh?) This time Voldemort named the Basilisk dun, dun, duh.. SALLY! Down where the Gryiffindors were working, Ron suddenly broke into song. "It's a hard knock life, for us, it's a hard knock life for us." "Ron! If you don't shut up the Slytherins will beat us again!" cried Hermione. ".kisses, we get kicked, it's a hard knock life." Suddenly like magic, the whole Gryffindor area sang with Ron. 'I don't know how to play, I don't know how to live we don't have anything to get or to give, just this one bit of hope, Those Slytherins up there are high on dope, Voldemort is a rich and powerful man, Too bad he doesn't know half of us are in Japan, We dig all day and we dig all night, When he finds out that we're gone, that will give him a big fright, We've decided to arisen Harry from the Cemetery, To do that we will first need a spell dictionary!' And so the wizards have started the first part of their journey. The rest of this story will resume with chapter 2, entitled "The Long and Dangerous Walk", but until then read the first part of this story, called "Another Pointless Harry Potter Fic" after that give us your review!