The All Seeing Zelas Eeew, Who Said She Could Look There?

Deep Sea Dolphin blinked and looked around whilst performing a kitty stretch, she had sleep fuzzies. "Dolphin was normal last time" she muttered looking around. She spotted Kitty Xelloss curled up in the pillows, teleported above him, and dropped on to his head. "Fun!" She exclaimed bouncing happily on the other neko mazoku. "Xellie sleep well?"

Not satisfied with Xelloss' response, which was no more than to yawn and to bury himself deeper into the pillows, she bounced some more. "Up! Xellie get up!"

"No no no." Xelloss murmured.

"Well it is Xellie's vacation." Dolphin said with a kitty shrug, curling up on Xelloss.

"Oh yeah fun vacation... " The violet cat groaned and stretched, making Dolphin fall off his back. Dolphin scrambled back up onto Xelloss' head and, put her upside down face right into his.

"Xellie sleep? Or get up?" She asked eagerly with a small bounce.

"Mpphh Sleep." Came Xelloss' muffled reply as he buried his head in the pillows once more. Dolphin wide-eyed and curious sniffed at Xelloss' ear. The disgruntled bigger cat dug further into the pillows leaving only a silky purple tail sticking out waving about angrily.

Dolphin watched it, moving her head from side to side and dropped her belly to the ground, ready to pounce. "It's alive!" she exclaimed leaping onto the tail latching her teeth into it. Xelloss yowled and shot out of the pillow, fur puffed up and blue kitten still firmly attached to the tail.

"I want to be normal..." He whined his mood making an abrupt change as his ears drooped. As the other cat kicked her back feet, dangling in midair from Xelloss' tail, doing a very good impression like a fish on a hook. "Off! Ow!!" Xelloss meowed sulkily, swiping at her. Dolphin pointed at the floor. Xelloss just looked at the floor, but didn't do anything.

"Mrrrrmph..." Dolphin pointed to herself and then down at the floor again. Xelloss responded by roughly thumping his tail to the floor, he was quite relieved when the tiny jaws of doom released their death grip on the poor defenseless tail.

"Xellie taste funny." Dolphin commented in surprise as Xelloss nursed his poor bitten tail. She trotted over and hesitantly sniffed Xelloss' tail, only to have it pulled away by a sulky mazoku-cat.

The blue kitten mazoku blinked and rubbed against Xelloss purring loudly. "Friend!"

"Me. friend?" Xelloss asked flatly, between licks of tail.

"Xellie friend!" Dolphin chirped hopping in front of him. "Friend friend!"

"I not Dolphin's friend." Xelloss told her sternly, putting on a mock pout. "She made me into a cat."

"Being a kitty is good!" The blue kitty said, hopping up and putting her paws on Xelloss' furry chest so she could reach up and give a little kitty lick to his nose.

"Friends important!" she told him jumping on to his head once again.

"Well, I don't want to be a kitty." Xelloss chided her mentally adding 'Not now, not ever.' as a blue paw reached down and tapped him on the nose.

"Being kitty good!"

"Well I don't like it." Said the purple cat stubbornly, tipping the smaller kitty off his head, who landed on her back looking up at Xelloss with surprised bright blue kitten eyes.

"Xellie hasn't even been a kitty long!" she mewed pleadingly.

"I happen to like myself in human form." Xelloss said flatly.

"Ever try kitty form for a long time?" Dolphin asked eagerly rolling to her feet, only to be answered with a monotone 'no'.
"Then don't judge the power of kitty!" She replied, Amelia-like and power-posing. "If Dolphin stayed as a kitty would it help?" She said in response to Xelloss' unamused expression, bouncing in circles around him.

"No." Xelloss replied sulkily, bouncing his head slightly to watch her bound around him.

"Why?" Dolphin asked, still circling.

"Because... just because" Xelloss' ears and tail drooped when he decided there was probably no reason she'd listen to and that he had just realized her bounding in circles was making him dizzy.

"We be kitties" Dolphin teleported on top of the pile of pillows. "Hear us meow!" Her kitty grin quickly changed to a look of bewilderment as she tripped and fell off what was actually a pillow-mountain compared to herself. "Fun!" She scrambled back up and slid down on a pillow sled, which carried her across the well polished floor and out into the hallway as Xelloss watched on unimpressed. "Ummm... what Dolphin do now? Xellie wanna sleep..." Dolphin mused aloud to herself in the hallway.

"Make Xellie normal." Suggested a very sulky mazoku.

"Making Xellie normal?" Dolphin stared up at the ceiling thoughtfully. "... Making Xellie normal...." Then her face lit up when she realized what he must have meant. "Making Xellie normal sandwich!" she exclaimed scampering down the hall.

Xelloss face faulted for the first time for in ages when he heard this.
"I just can't believe this..." he muttered as Dolphin came back balancing a tray on her kitten head as she announced proudly.

"Made Xellie a normal plain sandwich!" Followed by a very proud smile.

"... no thank you." Xelloss said, thinking about how many different ways there actually were to skin a cat.

"Didn't Xellie want a normal sandwich?" Dolphin mewed visibly drooping as the other cat turned his back on her. Disgruntled, she dropped her head to the ground and slid the tray off so she could eat the two slices of bread. Still being ignored by Xelloss she scuffled around then threw the earlier sled pillow back on the pile.

Xelloss continued to ignore Dolphin as she studied her reflection in the well-polished floor tiles. Once bored of that she waved her forepaws in the air.
"Xellie!!"

No response.

"... Xellie?" She waved of her paws around even more frantically.

" ... " Came the lack of reply

"... ummm... Dolphin leave Xellie alone. " The Neko Dark lord pouted, her whiskers and ears flopping as she walked out of the room, closing the door behind her.

"Dolphin make Xellie not a cat, then Xellie talk!" Xelloss eventually called after her, glancing at the door through one slightly opened cat eye.

"Xellie no talk?" Dolphin paused walking down the hallway and looked back at the closed door. "Xellie just did..."

As Xelloss drooped and lay on the floor, now thinking about how many ways there were to drown kittens, Dolphin trotted along to the throne room and curled up in a corner of her throne. She yawned and rolled onto her back staring at the ceiling repeating in a mantra:

"Dolphin bored... Dolphin bored... Dolphin bored" She rolled on to her side and drooped her ears again. "This is worse than being alone." She told herself, going back to her mantra. "Dolphin bored"

She was interrupted by a very loud cat whine than sounded remotely like the words "I WANT TO GO HOME!" She tapped her back paws against the throne as a full cat yowl followed it up.

"I want to go hoooooooooooome." Xelloss yowled again. Dolphin's ears actually managed to droop even more in response. The cat cry came again, so she put her paws over her ears. That didn't block out the sound, so she put her hind paws over her ears as well. Soon she began to get cramps from sitting like that, so she hopped down and started nosing around the floor.
"Where is it?"

The yowling stopped then, as Xelloss coughed and dropped into a sulk.
"Dolphin leave note for Xellie." She told herself, tacking a note to her throne. "Dolphin remember how to do this... " She sat down and curled her tail neatly around her as she stared at a tile. "One mazoku!" She hopped on to a tile. "Two mazoku!" she chirped hopping to another. "Three mazoku! Go!" She exclaimed jumping on yet another. It flipped up to reveal a ramp into a secret passage. "Wheeeee!!!" She cried happily sliding down the ramp.

Xelloss had just climbed the pillow mountain and settled on the top when Dolphin suddenly flew by the window he was next to. Xelloss didn't comment as she swam in through the window and shook her self off a few minutes later.
"Fun slide!" She yapped at the pillow mountain. Xelloss gave her a lazy one-eyed cat glance then whined.

"Dolphin's going to make something now!" She told him, trotting past merrily. "Xellie stay here then."

" Dolphin-sama." The purple neko whined again.

"Xellie talked!" dolphin exclaimed circling the pillow mountain.

"I want to be back to normal" Xelloss threw in yet another whine for good measure.

Dolphin scrambled up the mountain and hesitantly poked Xelloss' back paw.
"Then Xellie stay kitty..."

"No...." His back paw twitched where Dolphin poked.

"Xellie not be normal then..." Dolphin said, cocking her head to one side and poking his tail. "Dolphin can't make Xellie normal!"

"Why not?" Xelloss asked, drooping himself again.

"Only three quarter normal." Dolphin told the sulking mazoku cat holding up one paw in a lecturing manner. "It spell."

"... better than this then."

"Dolphin do three quarter then." She bounced in front of him. "It last long long time though!" Dolphin balanced carefully on the now unstable pillow pile, clapped her paws twice and held them out in front of her. Immediately Xelloss grew back to his usual size and shape, however, he still had ears, paws and a tail. The other effect was that the pillow pile had collapsed from the sudden change of weight.

Xelloss smiled as he picked himself up and began dusting himself off, failing to notice the kitty additions.

"Xellie stay like this for... "Dolphin performed some calculations on her paws. "Ummm... ten years! Maybe 5?"

"No!" Xelloss replied finally noticing he was dusting himself off with purple furry hands-yet-not-quite-a-normal-paw.

"Ummm... yes? Xellie wanted to be as normal as possible..." Dolphin walked over, reached up and pawed Xelloss' tail.

"I don't want any kitty bits." His ears and tail drooped.

"Xel still think kitty a bit too!" Dolphin smiled still pawing his tail.

Xelloss turned his back on her again, grabbing his tail and looking at it.

"Dolphin only did what Xellie wanted..." She drooped once more, her smile from a few moments ago also followed suite. "Dolphin stay as kitty then?" She sat next to Xelloss' leg and leant against it.

"But" he paused and picked up the kitten. "Zelas-sama said I'd get in trouble if I stayed with kitty bits."

"Xellie tie ears down?" Dolphin suggested eagerly. "Hide tail as belt or in pants.. Dolphin did that once... it felt funny... and sitting down hurt." She ended her statement by giving her tail an extra perky wave.

"She'd know." Xelloss wagged his paw like a finger. "Zelas-sama knows everything!" He opened his eyes to empathize his point.

Dolphin cocked her head. "No she doesn't..."

"Yes she does." He chided her.

"No" Dolphin began looking around shiftily. "She doesn't..."

"Yes she does!!"

"Nope. " Dolphin replied as Xelloss put her back onto the floor, she immediately pounced his tail and snuggled it. "Furrily soft!" she exclaimed burying her nose in the violet soft silk like fur.

"She does."

"Then she'd know what Dolphin did... Dolphin want nice fur." She pouted still holding the tail.

"What did Dolphin do?" Xelloss asked.

"Dolphin doesn't want to say..."

"Dolphin tell!!" Xelloss gave her a genki smile. "then Dolphin can hug tail!"

"Dolphin no tell." The neko said letting go of Xelloss' tail to hug her own tail. "Dolphin hugged tail!"

"But my tail is shinier." Xelloss replied, waving the tail slightly.

"No." she cocked her head slightly mesmerized by the moving tail. She blinked and looked at her own tail "Dolphin's just as shiny..."

"Come on Dolphin say!"

"No if Dolphin does, Xellie would tell Meanie Zelas..." Dolphin told him sticking her kitty tongue out a little.

"No I wouldn't." Xelloss smiled raising his eyebrows slightly. After all even if he wanted to tell Zelas what Dolphin told him, he wouldn't have to tell her.

"Xellie would!"

"I wouldn't tell her!"

"Would." Dolphin leaped onto Xelloss' tail and sat on it, grooming it the way that cats do.

"Would not." He didn't react to the grooming, though it was kind of nice...
Dolphin paused a moment to say, "Too." Before going back to cleaning tail.
"No I wouldn't!" After a pause and with a side-glance at his tail, Xelloss added. "Dolphin no trust Xellie?"

"Oh ummm... " She blinked her blue eyes which had gone slightly cross eyed, obviously distracted by something. "Dolphin feel weird..."

Xelloss dropped the cat off his tail and scooted away from her.

"Dolphin scratched Zelas' throne!" She smiled. "And lots of other things. That what Dolphin did!"

"Ooooooooooooooooh." Xelloss said, trademark genki face on as Dolphin hacked and coughed up a huge hairball of blue fur with a little bit of violet hair as well.

"It a big one." She remarked, looking at it in mild surprise. "Dolphin wants fur like Xellie!" And she went back to snuggling Xelloss' tail.

Xelloss thoughtfully tapped his lips then, if he hadn't have certain limitations with his paw-hands; he would have snapped his fingers.

"Dolphin do Xellie a favor?" Dolphin didn't answer, but purred happily and contentedly snuggling Xelloss' tail. "... Xellie allowed to visit home for a few minutes?"

"But Xellie vacation from there..." Dolphin said with a blink.

"But I want to. Isn't vacation time to do what you want?"

"Mum... no it break from work... Zelas make Xellie work."

"I won't do any work there." Xelloss assured her.

"Zelas will make Xellie!" Dolphin exclaimed latching on to his tail tightly. "Xellie no go?"

"Not for long." Xelloss replied, genki as ever.

"But Zelas..."

"I have to tell Zelas you're looking after me...." Xelloss shrugged, eyeing the kitten clamped onto his tail. " Or she'll think you done something bad and come and get you."

"But Zelas knows." Dolphin repeated Xelloss' point from earlier.
"Zelas knows all... that's true."

"If Xellie go... Dolphin stay to tail!" She tightened her grip to prove her point.
"You can't!" Xelloss found out that, not only was he beginning to lose sensation in his tail, but it was quite hard to move it partially due the blue kitten's grip.

"Dolphin will be... ummm..." She thought hard about what she could do or be. "Hair attachment!"

"Uhh no."

"Unnoticed under cloak?" Dolphin suggested pointing at Xelloss' cloak with her tail.

".... nope."

"In bag?"

"I don't think so." Xelloss said. Yup, he couldn't even twitch the tip of his tail.

"Dolphin must go" Dolphin said sternly. "So if Zelas usefully forgets Xellie on vacation.... Dolphin will remind her that Xellie is..."

"No no no. That's okay.... I can tell her." He replied with a tiny sigh.

"Zelas!" Dolphin said.

"Where?" Xelloss looked around and randomly pointed out of a window. "Oh there!"

"That Wendel...." Dolphin told Xelloss after looking out the window in confusion. "He a puffer fish."

"Can I eat him?" Xelloss asked innocently and genkily.

"No!" Dolphin looked shocked. "He Earl of Seaweed Bed! Very important!"

"But Zelas eats all the seaweed." Xelloss still had his smile plastered on.

"No, Zelas hate it...." Dolphin replied in surprise.

"Exactly!" Xelloss smirked more. "Zelas ate it!"

"Xellie have bad hearing..." Dolphin sighed to herself, before taking a deep breath and yelling right in Xelloss' large furry cat ear. "ZELAS HATES IT!!!"
"Itai!!!" Xelloss fell over and cleaned out his ringing ear out with one paw as Dolphin fanned herself happily with the tip of Xelloss' tail."

"... stupid Dolphin." He grinned again. "She eats it not she ates it"

Dolphin took another deep breath and corrected Xelloss once again. "SHE HATES, DESPISES, IS INDIFFERENT TOO, DOESN'T CARE FOR, AND DOESN'T LIKE SEA WEED!!!!" she paused to regain her breath and then mused. "Xellie hear that okay?"

Xelloss responded in the same way also taking a deep breath. "ZELAS-SAMA LIKES IT STIRFRYED! WITH OTHER FISHIES ALL CRISPY AND COOKED TOO!"

Dolphin blinked and scrambled a bit higher up on Xelloss' tail.

"SHE DON'T LIKE SEA FOODS!!!" She yelled, fur standing on end.

"Does too." Xelloss replied calmly while smirking.

"NOT!" The kitten shouted with a pair of fangs.

"Well then" Xelloss crossed his paws. "I'll ask her."

"Dolphin goes with Xellie or Dolphin..." she narrowed her kitty eyes hard in thought. "give Xellie a make over." She finished with a perky smile.

Xelloss visibly shuddered and dropped his smile. "Okay okay you can come."

"Yay!" Dolphin blinked again. "Though Dolphin would've had fun working with Xellie like this..." Dolphin perkily smiled at the mostly normal, yet still a neko mazoku, "Can we do that later?" She innocently batted a big pair of sparkly neko eyes.

"Maybe-but-lets-get-a-move-on." Xelloss said hurriedly.

"Dolphin gets to hold on..."

"Nooooooo....... Hide under cape." Xelloss said, realizing his tail was now completely numb from the blue kitten down.

"Dolphin hold on tail and be under cape!" She said snuggling the tail once more.

"Gently?"

"Gently what?"

"Hold tail gently." The mazoku said, refraining himself from twitching. Tails definitely had disadvantages.

"Ummm... " Dolphin looked at the limp tail she still had a vice like grip on. "Dolphin was holding on tight so Xellie didn't leave..."

"Nuh uh. Dolphin come with while I visit Zelas-sama." He twitched now. When was she going to let go? Almost immediately Dolphin did loosen her death grip, he perked up a bit, only to be a bit taken by surprise when Dolphin scrambled higher up his tail moments after.

"Come on, lets go." He said genki smile returning.

"Xellie go when ready." Dolphin said.

Xelloss teleported the two to Wolf Pack Island, Dolphin pulled the cape so she was sure she couldn't be seen, while Xelloss looked around their surroundings.

"You have to come out." He told her. Dolphin poked him with her back foot.

"Dolphin hide." She whispered.

"Dolphin hide in Xellie´s room." He whispered back.

"Dolphin hide here."

"Can't. Zelas-sama will see you." He said swiftly navigating his way through the mansion to his own room, whilst the kitten climbed even higher on his tail.
"She can't see Dolphin now." Dolphin confided to Xelloss in a quiet voice.

"But there's bump in cape."

"Dolphin small..."

"But she see you." He pulled his tail round so he could hold it and carried her the rest of the way. "Look at all my stuff!"

Dolphin's grip on his tail tightened once more.

"Xellie's tail sticks out more if Dolphin hide on side of it..."

"No... Dolphin stay here... I uhh..." Xelloss tried to thing of something to amuse an insane Dark Lord who was currently in the form of a kitten, "Get fishie for you to play with"

"Dolphin hang on!" She started to tighten her grip again in case Xelloss decided to try to pull her off.

Xelloss decided to try another way. "Dolphin please stay or Xellie get into trouble. Dolphin no want that, right?"

"Dolphin hide real good though!"

"... Zelas can see though clothes." Xelloss told her as if he was speaking to a child.

"Ewwwww...." Dolphin said, eyes widened a bit as she thought of the possibilities.

"So Dolphin hide under bed." He finished as she jumped off him and slunk under a shelf.

"At least Dolphin not hentai!" Dolphin made another face, as she thought of the possibilities again, 'And Dolphin thought Gaav was hentai, he not bad compared to Zelas then.'

Satisfied with this, Xelloss checked under the shelf to see where she was hiding before going to the door.

"Okay. I'll be back soon!!" He ran out of the room closing the door after him. "Fluffy! Bed! Now!"

Under the bookshelf, the blue kitten sighed.