INUYASHA- Superstar

it's been far too long. Yup. sorry 'bout that. I have decided to restart the experiment. It would be in the best intrests of the experiment if Kikyo and Kagome were in one family, and Inuyasha in another. Then I could play as Inuyasha, and see who he ends up liking the best. I'm also going to write this dairy style

DAY 1

Moved in. Have just over $100 for food to last until I get a job- that's plenty for now, right? Bought some cheap furnature. I suppose it's fitting, being a demon, that I has a simple way of life, but... it really sucks. Oh well. At least I have a shower.

I've gotten a job in the military. That pays well, so my quality of life should improve some. There's no real point to having any girls over while my pad is so shoddy, is there?

Work starts at 6 AM tomorrow, so the car will arrive at 5. I has today to relax in my tiny pool- it came with the house. Plus, I'll need the body points, and exercise machines are expensive, and I've been told they don't work.

Some neighbors have come over- Gurl and Guy. Feh. I decided I'd better get out of the pool to chase them away, or they'll never leave my doorbell alone. The guy teased me nonstop, so I boasted about the good side to being a demon. I decided I might as well be nice to the girls in the neighborhood. A little talking, a little flirting.. all her husband wants to do is tease me. Figures, he'd come by to make fun of the dog-eared freak who just moved in. So I sent them both packing. Great, a cat has dropped by too. I'll go shoo it. I hate cats.

Wonderful. Gurl's not receptive to my flirting- who could love a dog-eared freak? And her husband teases and teases. Perhaps it's best to live alone. I'm heading back in the pool. Working on my body always makes me feel better.

A body skill point later, I'm making myself some quick dinner. Quick because it's cheaper and I have $97.

One more skill point and it's off to bed, at 6:15. Perhaps the military life will be better. Perhaps people there will respect my strength.

Perhaps the moon really is made of cheese.

DAY 2

Was awakened at one AM by the unmistakable stench of raccoon on my property. I shood it quickly, cleaned up some kind of animal urine, then went to make some grub. Might as well... was almost rested already. Ramen and Bacon again, but it's cheap. I have $77 dollars remaining. I better not get fired again.

Work was uneventful. Boot camp not half as hard as I'd heard it would be. Then again, I AM a demon. Seems I get the newspaper and some kind of hollywood thing. Some human thing, I guess. Feh. A demon like me'd get nowehre in the modeling buisness, even WITH this body. I hope I get premoted soon. Boot camp is full of whiners and sissies. And these hours suck.

Read the stupid hollywood thing over lunch. Seems Superstar Hayley Somebody is famous. Big whoop. She'd look better with dog ears. And a tail. Yeah...

Must stop fantasizing about demon women! There's no more of my kind in Sim City, and I can't get home to Japan with barely enough money to survive, let alone make the trip. 's why I came out of the wilderness in the first place. If I want a mate, I have to work hard.

Still... 50 years without women... even those damned humans are looking good...

Was awakened by phone. Missed it. Went back to bed.

DAY 3

Roaches under cabinet. Slept until alarm went off so as to get enough energy for another day of boot camp. Didn't have enough time for Ramen and a shower, so I ate instead. I'll shower when I get home. There's the horn...

Finally back. Work boring as hell. Stupid cat got in the way of the jeep. Joe likes to honk and honk and honk until it moves. Remind me to have it for supper sometime. The cat, not Joe, though I bet he's pretty tasty...

Another damned cat rolling all over the pavement. Feh.

Watched some movie about a human. James something. On TV. I could do that. Eventually the cheesy background music started to hurt my ears, so I turned it off and made myself some Ramen. Then a quick swim- tired, but I have to keep up my figure. Don't want to go soft like a human now, do I?

More ramen- swimming makes me hungry- then bed.

DAY 4

Woke up with alarm- damned thing. Took a shower, ate more ramen and bacon.

Hit the pool as soon as I got home- after I threw away those damned human papers. Instructors poked fun at my ears when I took off my helmet- asked if I was a soft little puppy. No amount of obsticle courses cooled me down after THAT one.

Quick snack- those salty greasy potatoe things are good. Chips or something. Then bed. Today sucked.

DAY 5

Got up early today. I kinda miss my old friends in Japan. Maybe I'll call up that dame who dropped by before. No, wait, it's the middle of the night and humans need more sleep. Darn. Going for a swim instead.

Don't wanna get out of the pool, but I have to work. Must keep thinking of Japan, and Fifi... good old Fifilalis. She doesn't look so bad, compared to these humans. Why did I ever run away from her again? I mean, so what if she only wants to marry me because of my status? She's a cute little bitch.

Damn. When I got home, I went and opened that magazine to see if they had that cute Hayley girl again, but instead they had a pullout poster of Superstar Monica Somebody. Feh. She's a slut.

Plants are supposed to live on their own, why should I have to water the damned things? Oh well. Payed the stupid bills. A hundred 45 dollars. Damn. I have over a thousand dollars... getting close to enough for a boat ticket. Going to bed without supper. Too tired to cook.

DAY 6

Got up early. Emptey stomach.

DAMN! Left an oven mitt on the stove. Nearly burnt the house down. My hair is singed a little. Stupid humans are slow- need to buy a new stove now, this one's a pile of ash. Counter's singed, so is the fridge. Called for a pizza instead, and took a shower.

Pizza guy arrived at midnight. Damned raccoon is back. Nicknamed him El Bandito.

DAmned pizza guy left when he saw my ears. Taking the day off work. BAD MOOD. May murder that damned cat if he comes back again.

Damn raccoon knocked over the trash cans. Took shower, cleaned up, went back to bed.

In such a bad mood, I broke the dishwasher AND the shower. Damn. I have just over $400 dollars- it costs $1,500 for a boat ticket. Hate my life. Going back to bed.

Blew money on new bed. Almost broke again. Damn.

DAY 7

I hate my life. I miss even Fifi terribly. Damned humans... must invite someone over this afternoon. Losing my mind. Don't want IT to happen again. Might get caught if I kill someone else. Might never make it home.

DAmn. She doesn't have a phone. Watched another action movie on The First Network for Men. Another one about that James guy. I wish I was him.

Going downtown to go out to eat. Spent $50 on a cab. Don't care. Dark times.

Had a cheap lunch. I DO have to make it to Japan. Had some ice cream. Not chocoalte- I'm not to that point yet.

Met a girl named Kikyo. She's kinda hot. We really hit it off. Asked her out and she turned me down, but she wasn't offended when I put the moves on her. She mentioned that I smelt like dog. Must take shower.

Maybe she likes dogs?

Maybe she meant like a little puppy she wants to hug?

Fell asleep on feet. So tired. Going to bed. CAn't think straight. Must see Kikyo again.

DAY 8

Woke up on wrong side of bed. Went to work in bad mood. Didn't kill Private Johnson, which is good. Must see Kikyo again. Will call her once I've called the repairman. Water flooding kitchen is NOT attractive to human women, I've found.

Just noticed rotting food all over kitchen floor. Cleaned it up.

Too tired and depressed for Kikyo. Went for a quick swim then to bed.

DAY 9

Woke up at midnight. Phone rang. Psychic advisor says bad people about this month. Damn right. Says to keep secrets. Well, I refuse to hide my ears. Tough. Managed not to rip phone out of wall. Need it to call Kikyo.

Morning swim. Lonly. Must call Kikyo today.

Made big pot of Ramen, invited Kikyo over. She said yes! Hopped in shower, watered plants, put on nice Kimono. There's the doorbell now!

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! Fell asleep while talking to Kikyo. She mentioned that I should take better care of myself. Maybe I should. Went to bed. Taking tomorrow off. I think I'm getting sick.

DAY 10

Damn alarm went off. Going back to bed.

Can't sleep. Taking swim instead.

Took shower, watched TV until I was in a passable mood. Some movie about a robot from the future. Destroyer, or Exterminator, or something. Called Kikyo again. She understands me. She missed me. She's lonely, I think, like me, even though she has a twin sister. I have to meet her sometime.

Went for the goodnight kiss. She shoved me away. Tired.

DAY 11

Roaches. Sprayed. Hungry. Food. Barely made it in the shower before carpool arrived. Damn.

Damn cat sucking up to my while I cleaned up the outside. Bills. Lit stove on fire again. Going to bed hungry with kitchen ablaze. Taking tomorrow off.

DAY 12

Woke up at midnight. Sprayed roaches again. Cold Ramen no good. Only $611 in wallet. Bought new stove. Burnt it up again. Ran out of Ramen. Cold veggies. Going back to bed.

Woke up. Ate two salads. Went for a swim. Going back to bed.

DAY 13

Went to work today. Don't want to lose my job. Life sucks. Everything's filthy, piles of trash around the trash can, and I need a new stove again. Called Kikyo. She said I sounded miserable, like I needed a vacation. I told her I didn't have the money. She said she didn't either. Went to bed miserable.

DAY 14

Roaches persist. Went to work. James on TV again. Laughed. Going to bed. 4 in the afternoon.

Woke up late in the evening. Techniclly early in the morning. Hungry. Ate salad. Watched TV. Miss Kikyo.

will Inuyasha ever get out of this funk? Maybe. Have I played the Sims in a while? nope. lol. Review! Let me know if you like the change in style or not! I didn't delete the old family, if you hate it.