FADE TO BLACK: Screen reads "OUTER SPACE, OCTOBER 31, 2978...HALLOWEEN."
(Fade back in.)
OUTER SPACE: The year is 2978, one thousand years after the events in Halloween 1. A space ship appears out of nowhere. Iron Maiden's "Be Quick or Be Dead" plays in the background. On board the ship are a bunch of astronauts:
ASTRONAUT #1 (Played by Mark Metcalf [AKA "Neidermeyer" from Animal House]): (Shouting) I am Captain Bruce Dickinson!!
ASTRONAUT #2 (Played by Miko Hughes): I am Major Bubba Sawyer, Jr.
ASTRONAUT #3 (Played by Jamie Lynn Spears): I am Major Lisa Strode.
ASTRONAUT #4 (Played by Amanda Bynes): I am Major Michelle Strode
ASTRONAUT #5 (Played by Danielle Harris): I am Lt. Judith Myers II.
(The astronauts are standing right in front of a frozen man with a white mask on.)
DICKINSON: We are on a mission to rid the universe of this man!
SAWYER: Sir! Who is this man? Sir!
DICKINSON: HE is one of the EVILEST creatures that has ever existed!
J. MYERS: Not Jason again!
DICKINSON: No, you idiot! Even worse! This man is known as Michael Myers! Please make sure you keep him frozen, and DO NOT --I repeat, DO NOT-- let him thaw out! All hell could break loose! Now let's go eat some lunch!
ASTRONAUTS: Sir! Yes, sir!
(The astronauts accidentally step on a button on a remote that fell on the floor. HE is slowly starting to unthaw. Cue scary music. Close up of HIS white mask.....)
(Fade back in.)
OUTER SPACE: The year is 2978, one thousand years after the events in Halloween 1. A space ship appears out of nowhere. Iron Maiden's "Be Quick or Be Dead" plays in the background. On board the ship are a bunch of astronauts:
ASTRONAUT #1 (Played by Mark Metcalf [AKA "Neidermeyer" from Animal House]): (Shouting) I am Captain Bruce Dickinson!!
ASTRONAUT #2 (Played by Miko Hughes): I am Major Bubba Sawyer, Jr.
ASTRONAUT #3 (Played by Jamie Lynn Spears): I am Major Lisa Strode.
ASTRONAUT #4 (Played by Amanda Bynes): I am Major Michelle Strode
ASTRONAUT #5 (Played by Danielle Harris): I am Lt. Judith Myers II.
(The astronauts are standing right in front of a frozen man with a white mask on.)
DICKINSON: We are on a mission to rid the universe of this man!
SAWYER: Sir! Who is this man? Sir!
DICKINSON: HE is one of the EVILEST creatures that has ever existed!
J. MYERS: Not Jason again!
DICKINSON: No, you idiot! Even worse! This man is known as Michael Myers! Please make sure you keep him frozen, and DO NOT --I repeat, DO NOT-- let him thaw out! All hell could break loose! Now let's go eat some lunch!
ASTRONAUTS: Sir! Yes, sir!
(The astronauts accidentally step on a button on a remote that fell on the floor. HE is slowly starting to unthaw. Cue scary music. Close up of HIS white mask.....)
