FADE TO BLACK: Screen reads "OUTER SPACE, OCTOBER 31, 2978...HALLOWEEN."

(Fade back in.)

OUTER SPACE: The year is 2978, one thousand years after the events in Halloween 1. A space ship appears out of nowhere. Iron Maiden's "Be Quick or Be Dead" plays in the background. On board the ship are a bunch of astronauts:

ASTRONAUT #1 (Played by Mark Metcalf [AKA "Neidermeyer" from Animal House]): (Shouting) I am Captain Bruce Dickinson!!

ASTRONAUT #2 (Played by Miko Hughes): I am Major Bubba Sawyer, Jr.

ASTRONAUT #3 (Played by Jamie Lynn Spears): I am Major Lisa Strode.

ASTRONAUT #4 (Played by Amanda Bynes): I am Major Michelle Strode

ASTRONAUT #5 (Played by Danielle Harris): I am Lt. Judith Myers II.

(The astronauts are standing right in front of a frozen man with a white mask on.)

DICKINSON: We are on a mission to rid the universe of this man!

SAWYER: Sir! Who is this man? Sir!

DICKINSON: HE is one of the EVILEST creatures that has ever existed!

J. MYERS: Not Jason again!

DICKINSON: No, you idiot! Even worse! This man is known as Michael Myers! Please make sure you keep him frozen, and DO NOT --I repeat, DO NOT-- let him thaw out! All hell could break loose! Now let's go eat some lunch!

ASTRONAUTS: Sir! Yes, sir!

(The astronauts accidentally step on a button on a remote that fell on the floor. HE is slowly starting to unthaw. Cue scary music. Close up of HIS white mask.....)