INT. CAFETERIA, OUTER SPACE, HALLOWEEN: The astronauts and many others (Played by extras) are lined up for some lunch, trays and everything.
BUBBA SAWYER, JR.: Why do we always have all these slashers aboard our space shuttles?? First, we had Jason! Now we've got Michael Myers! Who's next: Freddy Krueger?? Ghostface?? One more slasher and I'm gonna leave NASA forever.
LUNCH LADY (Played by Joan Plowright): We have some lovely food for you today. We've got some pizza, corn, fruit, and--
(HE jumps out of nowhere and strangles then stabs and kills the Lunch Lady. Everybody is in shock.)
ASTRONAUT (Played by Chris Rock): Awwww, Shit! It's Michael Myers!! Run for your lives!!!
(The astronauts run for their dear lives in the presence of Michael Myers. Luckily, the ship is so huge, it would take two hours to show you the entire ship from head to toe! It is the hugest starship in the history of starships! The five main astronauts are hidden in the dark, lonely coal room at the bottom of the starship. Michael has already killed off 666 of the astronauts on board.)
DICKINSON: I TOLD you idiots not to let Myers thaw out! HE is EVIL on two legs!!
M. STRODE: Where can we get more information on this Myers guy?? Why does HE kill people?? Why, why, why??
(Dickison puts on a hologram. The FBI Warning plays on the hologram. We then see the Dimension Films logo. Fade to black. The title "HALLOWEEN 666: THE ORIGIN OF MICHAEL MYERS" flashes onto the hologram.)
J. MYERS: Isn't there another version of this or something?
DICKINSON: Yes there is, but it really sucks. This one tells us more of Thorn than the version that was eventually released. (Pauses the hologram)
Now, on Halloween 1963, a six-year-old boy named Michael Myers, for no apparent reason, murdered his 17-year-old sister, Judith. On November 3, 1963, HE was admitted to the Smith's Grove-Warren County Sanitarium. Dr. Samuel Loomis kept Michael locked up for fifteen years before he returned to Haddonfield in 1978....ONE.....THOUSAND...YEARS....AGO......
HE met a girl named Laurie Strode who turned out to be HIS other sister. He didn't kill her until Halloween 2002, but he did a hell of a lot of killing in '78 until Loomis took him back to the sanitarium.
In 1988 and 89, HE tried to kill off HIS niece, Jamie Lloyd, but failed. HE and Jamie were abducted by a Man in Black named Dr. Wynn and his cult, Thorn.
HE reunited with Laurie in 1998 and finally killed her in 2002.
Now, this film actually explains WHY Myers kills people. Enjoy!
(Dickinson continues the hologram of Halloween 666. The astronauts cover thier eyes and/or puke at the sight of the graphic violence and gore of H666. A blurry man with a white mask waits outside of the coal room.....)
BUBBA SAWYER, JR.: Why do we always have all these slashers aboard our space shuttles?? First, we had Jason! Now we've got Michael Myers! Who's next: Freddy Krueger?? Ghostface?? One more slasher and I'm gonna leave NASA forever.
LUNCH LADY (Played by Joan Plowright): We have some lovely food for you today. We've got some pizza, corn, fruit, and--
(HE jumps out of nowhere and strangles then stabs and kills the Lunch Lady. Everybody is in shock.)
ASTRONAUT (Played by Chris Rock): Awwww, Shit! It's Michael Myers!! Run for your lives!!!
(The astronauts run for their dear lives in the presence of Michael Myers. Luckily, the ship is so huge, it would take two hours to show you the entire ship from head to toe! It is the hugest starship in the history of starships! The five main astronauts are hidden in the dark, lonely coal room at the bottom of the starship. Michael has already killed off 666 of the astronauts on board.)
DICKINSON: I TOLD you idiots not to let Myers thaw out! HE is EVIL on two legs!!
M. STRODE: Where can we get more information on this Myers guy?? Why does HE kill people?? Why, why, why??
(Dickison puts on a hologram. The FBI Warning plays on the hologram. We then see the Dimension Films logo. Fade to black. The title "HALLOWEEN 666: THE ORIGIN OF MICHAEL MYERS" flashes onto the hologram.)
J. MYERS: Isn't there another version of this or something?
DICKINSON: Yes there is, but it really sucks. This one tells us more of Thorn than the version that was eventually released. (Pauses the hologram)
Now, on Halloween 1963, a six-year-old boy named Michael Myers, for no apparent reason, murdered his 17-year-old sister, Judith. On November 3, 1963, HE was admitted to the Smith's Grove-Warren County Sanitarium. Dr. Samuel Loomis kept Michael locked up for fifteen years before he returned to Haddonfield in 1978....ONE.....THOUSAND...YEARS....AGO......
HE met a girl named Laurie Strode who turned out to be HIS other sister. He didn't kill her until Halloween 2002, but he did a hell of a lot of killing in '78 until Loomis took him back to the sanitarium.
In 1988 and 89, HE tried to kill off HIS niece, Jamie Lloyd, but failed. HE and Jamie were abducted by a Man in Black named Dr. Wynn and his cult, Thorn.
HE reunited with Laurie in 1998 and finally killed her in 2002.
Now, this film actually explains WHY Myers kills people. Enjoy!
(Dickinson continues the hologram of Halloween 666. The astronauts cover thier eyes and/or puke at the sight of the graphic violence and gore of H666. A blurry man with a white mask waits outside of the coal room.....)
