DICKINSON: Aww...shit! I think I see HIM right there!!....... (Pauses the hologram. Cue scary music.)

M. STRODE: We've got to get rid of this son of a bitch once.....and....for....all!

(The astronauts grab random weapons as they run to the door to kill Myers, until they discover that the thing standing there was actually....... --Music stops!--)

L. STRODE: Now, who moved the coat hanger all the way over.....here....?

(Somebody beams HIMself into the hallway where the astronauts have been hiding. HE is Michael Myers. A techno remix of the Halloween theme plays in the background.)

DICKINSON: Run for your lives!!!

(The astronauts run very far away. Michael chases after them. HE strangles Sawyer, but not tight enough.)

SAWYER: (Horrified) Please don't hurt me, man! It's 2978! All of your blood relatives are dead by now!!...at least I think they are!!

(HE is eager to hear what Sawyer just said and lets him go. HE uses sign language to ask Sawyer "Is there anyone else named Strode or Myers who is still alive and blood-related to me?" and shows no degree of evil. HE has dropped HIS knife on the ground. Cue pleasant music.)

SAWYER: We've got astronauts on here named Lisa Strode, Michelle Strode, and Judith Myers II.

(A flashback from Halloween 1 plays, showing Michael killing the original Judith. HE quickly recognizes the name and picks HIS knife back up. Pink Floyd's "Run Like Hell" plays in the b/g.)

OFF SCREEN VOICE (Voice of Britney Spears): Hold it right there, Michael!!......

(The voice reveals herself to be.....)

DICKINSON: Dr. Joan Loomis. What the hell're you doing here??!!

LOOMIS: I know that every Loomis since my father has only one thing in life......Michael Myers. This.....EVIL.....gives Loomises everywhere something to do in their lives. I made a HUGE mistake freezing HIM......and I soon realized.....If He goes...then I go....Come Michael.

(Michael stabs Loomis mercilessly. The "Psycho" theme plays in the b/g.)

INT. DR. JOAN LOOMIS'S BEDROOM, NOVEMBER 1, 2003, MIDNIGHT: Joan wakes up from a traumatizing nightmare. She had been dreaming the whole Michael-Faking-HIS-Death thing all this time.

LOOMIS: It's was just a dream!........ I really need to stop eating burritos before I go to sleep.....Well, I'm glad HE is finally done for......

(Dr. Joan Loomis goes back to sleep. HE had been hiding under the covers and jumps out and strangles her........)