THE TALK OF PILOTS ON A SUGAR HIGH: BEWARE THE PINK M&MS

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Author: Shinigami's Night

Email: shinigamisnight@yahoo.com

Pairings: none, possible 1x2 (this story can go either way; yaoi or not, it's your choice)

Rating: G

Summary: be afraid

Warnings: silliness, humor

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"And your point is..."

"Well you see Duo put marshmallows in my beam rifle, which made it sticky. And t-the bees came and chased us and we ran into Wufei and he started being really re-"

"You ran into him, don't put any of the blame on me, and besides if you wer-"

"No one wants to here your side of the story, Duo."

"Yes, you do Heero, don't y-"

"No, he doesn't!"

"Yes, he does!!"

"No, he doesn't!!!"

"Does too!!!"

"Does not!!!"

"DOES TOO!!!"

"I'm going to tell on you!!!!"

Trowa entered the room.

"What did I do? But anyway, Wufei started being really really mean to us and threatened to kill us. Then he chased us a whole lot and we ran buy the candy shop and duo pulled a lever saying 'don't pull' I told him not to pull but he pulled it anyway and the Wufei caught up to us and then the ceiling opened up it started raining pink m&m's and it covered me duo and Wufei up to neck and the only way out was to eat it. It made us really really really really really really really really really really really really hyper then Wufei jumped up and started throwing the rest at us and chasing us with them. He was so mean." Quatre pouted. Tears streamed down his cheeks.

"Yeah he was really really mean. I didn't even put the marshmallows in his. I just painted-"

"KISAMA!!!" came tearing through the house. Wufei came running with a kitana in hand.

Duo clutched at Heero's arm. "See!"

"If you would excuse me." Heero dragged Duo out the room.

"You can't save him forever!" Wufei's face burned red.

Quatre tried to creep out the room. "YOU will face my wrath instead!" His face paled before scampered out the room, narrowly missing the debris when Wufei met his untimely and unlikely demise. A pink m&m fell out him ear.

Trowa left the room with a smirk.

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AN: no comment...

SN ::wispers under breath:: at least it's original, geez