Hey guys! This is my fourth fanfic (whoohoo!) I hope you enjoy it! Even if
you don't....that's okay! 'Cuz this fanfic was soooo incredibly fun to
write! I'm hoping it's funny..but as I've said before, when it comes to my
own work, I'm a terrible judge. First, the boring old disclaimer. (It's a
long one.)
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING TO DO WITH: The Academy Awards, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, X-Men, The Wizard of Oz. SAVVY???? I AM MAKING NO MONEY OFF OF ANY OF THIS!
(Okay....maybe not so long!)
Also, I'd like to dedicate this fanfic to Tamaki, Tyler-Rose, and Shauna. A lot of my inspiration comes from inside my deeply twisted head, but many of the details in this story (this chapter, and other chapters) have come from these three.
Shauna: The whole collection of characters idea.....You know where that came from
Tyler-Rose: Some ideas that will appear in chapter 2 were inspired by you
Tamaki: Alas, a big piece about JOE BOXERS was cut out of this chapter...but I'll find away to fit it in another chapter.
Also, I cannot forget Bella. My dog. I know, it's sad. But my little Lulu IsaBellaDonnaSarah Jean Dumarco is a great source of laughter and an even greater source of stupidity.
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Hundreds of people could be seen swarming down a walkway. Upon closer inspection, it wasn't just a crowd of people walking, but some of the most famous celebrities strolling down a red carpet.
"Welcome, everyone, to the 76th annual Academy Awards!" Wolverine boomed over the microphone.
He continued, "Ladies and gents, witches and wizards, elves and hobbits, kings and queens, join us tonight for a spectacular evening! I'll be your host tonight! Now, let's talk one-on-one with some of the stars!"
He walked a couple paces ahead on the red carpet, and then bent down.
"Dobby! Nice to see you, bub." Dobby was wearing what looked to be a magenta-colored towel draped around him. On his left foot was a bright orange sock, covered with dark green and gold polka dots. A rainbow-striped sock could be seen on his other foot. On his head was a bright pair of tighty-whities.
"So, Dobby, are you excited about tonight?" Wolverine asked with raised eyebrows as he looked at Dobby.
"Oh yes, Dobby is very very very excited!"
"And you've decided to come solo?"
"Dobby brings a friend! A friend!" Dobby said as he jumped up and down. With that, Gollum sulked from around the corner to where Dobby was standing.
"My prieeeeeecioussssssss," he said in the most romantic way an evil-and- possessed-used-to-be-hobbit could, as he wrapped his arms around Dobby.
Wolverine just looked at the two in disgust.
"Alrighty then...Let's move on down and see who else has arrived. Look! It's some more people from the Lord of The Rings!"
Wolverine walked towards the group, when his mouth dropped open. A beautiful woman in a twinkling red dress and long blonde hair was standing a few feet away, talking to someone nearby.
"Hey, Beautiful!" Wolverine shouted. The lady turned around, and there, he saw, was Legolas. Wolverine just cringed and quickly moved to the other side of the group, where there were some hobbits.
"You dirty little munchkins!!" he heard Frodo cry. Frodo was standing next to Sam, and at their feet were two munchkins.
Sam shouted, "HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REMIND YOU NOT TO PULL THE HAIR OFF OF OUR TOES?!?!?" And then he turned to Frodo and whispered, "You, remind me again why we agreed to baby-sit these munchkins?"
"Well," Wolverine said. "Looks like they're busy. Oh! Aragorn! Could you spare a moment, I'd like to ask you a few questions."
But apparently, Aragorn *couldn't* spare a moment.
"And who is *that*, huh? You rip me away from my family, away from my father, away from my people, away from my lands, so answer me! Who is *that*?!?!" Arwen was screaming at the top of her lungs, pointing at Éowyn, who was standing at the other side of Aragorn.
But she wasn't the only one screaming.
"Oh, missy, I've heard of you! You are that tramp that gave him that necklace he wears, aren't you?" Éowyn retorted.
"Oh, don't start with me you probably-----" but she was cut off by Aragorn.
"Ladies, ladies, ladies. There's no need to fight. *I* am the king now. You can *both* have me!" he said cunningly, obviously pleased with his solution.
But that just set the two women off even more. They both were screaming at the same time now, and not wanting to get involved into a catfight, Wolverine left the scene to interview someone else.
Booming down the red carpet in a murky brown suit, Hagrid was easily spotted. Along with the ugly suit, he had on a greenish-yellow polka dot tie on, and his hair looked as if he had been electrocuted just moments before. Again, but this time in fear of being squished as Hagrid barreled down the carpet, Wolverine scurried out of the way to find someone else.
"Maybe down here there will be someone willing to be interviewed," Wolverine thought to himself as he walked further down.
"Oi! Potter! Come here." Harry Potter quickly shuffled over to Wolverine, followed by another witch.
"Ah, maybe you wouldn't mind if I had a quick interview with you?" Wolverine asked hopefully.
"Oh, it would be my pleasure. Lemme just say goodbye to my new friend Westie here," he said.
"Westie?" Wolverine inquired with a puzzled look in his eyes.
"Well, The Wicked Witch of the West is a bit of a mouthful, so we just call her Westie. We've been exchanging some flying tips. You know, Westie flies by *bicycle*? Who knew? We've been exchanging some tips, and she's gonna teach me soon. Good practice for Quidditch" he said with a wink. Westie continued walking down the carpet, leaving Harry and Wolverine alone to conduct the interview.
"See 'ya Westie!" Harry called after her.
"I'll be back for you, and your little friends, too!" she screeched back.
"Now," Wolverine said with a sigh of relief. "For starters, how is your evening going so far?"
"Stunning. Just stunning," Harry said with a wide grin on his face.
Wolverine leaned in close to Harry. "I *must* ask the question we've all been dying to know the answer to."
"Alright..."
"Is Hermione hooked up with you, or Ron?"
"I, uhm, yea, she is, uh, yea, we, uh, erm..."
"WILL WOLVERINE PLEASE MAKE HIS WAY INSIDE," a voice squealed from the load speaker. "I REPEAT, WILL WOLVERINE PLEASE MAKE HIS WAY INSIDE. THE CEREMONIES ARE ABOUT TO START."
Wolverine promised Harry he would be back to find the answer, and hastily left to prepare for the ceremonies.
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OOO! Did you like that? Pretty please R+R. Also, if you would like me to review your story, I would be happy to do so. Just leave the link in your review. Thanks a bunch!
Also.....I am truly sorry if I angered some Legolas fans in this chapter. It's just so fun to bring out the worst in some characters! I mean, come on, who can resist cultivating Legolas' more feminine side? Just to clear things up...I DO NOT think Legolas or any other elves are gay. I'm just having a little fun, savvy? Haha.
O yea..the same thing goes to all of those Aragorn fans out there. I'm just getting in touch with more of his evil side in this fanfic. Got it?
Good, now GO REVIEW! NOW! OR I WON'T WRITE ANY MORE! HAH..ok fine, the number of reviews really doesn't effect how fast I update, but it does make me happy :-D
Whoa....that was a long chapter, huh? O well, I could have gone on and on and on and on and on but I cut it before I rambled *too* much. Anyway, a second chapter should be coming soon, because I'm really enjoying writing this story!
THANKS!
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING TO DO WITH: The Academy Awards, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, X-Men, The Wizard of Oz. SAVVY???? I AM MAKING NO MONEY OFF OF ANY OF THIS!
(Okay....maybe not so long!)
Also, I'd like to dedicate this fanfic to Tamaki, Tyler-Rose, and Shauna. A lot of my inspiration comes from inside my deeply twisted head, but many of the details in this story (this chapter, and other chapters) have come from these three.
Shauna: The whole collection of characters idea.....You know where that came from
Tyler-Rose: Some ideas that will appear in chapter 2 were inspired by you
Tamaki: Alas, a big piece about JOE BOXERS was cut out of this chapter...but I'll find away to fit it in another chapter.
Also, I cannot forget Bella. My dog. I know, it's sad. But my little Lulu IsaBellaDonnaSarah Jean Dumarco is a great source of laughter and an even greater source of stupidity.
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Hundreds of people could be seen swarming down a walkway. Upon closer inspection, it wasn't just a crowd of people walking, but some of the most famous celebrities strolling down a red carpet.
"Welcome, everyone, to the 76th annual Academy Awards!" Wolverine boomed over the microphone.
He continued, "Ladies and gents, witches and wizards, elves and hobbits, kings and queens, join us tonight for a spectacular evening! I'll be your host tonight! Now, let's talk one-on-one with some of the stars!"
He walked a couple paces ahead on the red carpet, and then bent down.
"Dobby! Nice to see you, bub." Dobby was wearing what looked to be a magenta-colored towel draped around him. On his left foot was a bright orange sock, covered with dark green and gold polka dots. A rainbow-striped sock could be seen on his other foot. On his head was a bright pair of tighty-whities.
"So, Dobby, are you excited about tonight?" Wolverine asked with raised eyebrows as he looked at Dobby.
"Oh yes, Dobby is very very very excited!"
"And you've decided to come solo?"
"Dobby brings a friend! A friend!" Dobby said as he jumped up and down. With that, Gollum sulked from around the corner to where Dobby was standing.
"My prieeeeeecioussssssss," he said in the most romantic way an evil-and- possessed-used-to-be-hobbit could, as he wrapped his arms around Dobby.
Wolverine just looked at the two in disgust.
"Alrighty then...Let's move on down and see who else has arrived. Look! It's some more people from the Lord of The Rings!"
Wolverine walked towards the group, when his mouth dropped open. A beautiful woman in a twinkling red dress and long blonde hair was standing a few feet away, talking to someone nearby.
"Hey, Beautiful!" Wolverine shouted. The lady turned around, and there, he saw, was Legolas. Wolverine just cringed and quickly moved to the other side of the group, where there were some hobbits.
"You dirty little munchkins!!" he heard Frodo cry. Frodo was standing next to Sam, and at their feet were two munchkins.
Sam shouted, "HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REMIND YOU NOT TO PULL THE HAIR OFF OF OUR TOES?!?!?" And then he turned to Frodo and whispered, "You, remind me again why we agreed to baby-sit these munchkins?"
"Well," Wolverine said. "Looks like they're busy. Oh! Aragorn! Could you spare a moment, I'd like to ask you a few questions."
But apparently, Aragorn *couldn't* spare a moment.
"And who is *that*, huh? You rip me away from my family, away from my father, away from my people, away from my lands, so answer me! Who is *that*?!?!" Arwen was screaming at the top of her lungs, pointing at Éowyn, who was standing at the other side of Aragorn.
But she wasn't the only one screaming.
"Oh, missy, I've heard of you! You are that tramp that gave him that necklace he wears, aren't you?" Éowyn retorted.
"Oh, don't start with me you probably-----" but she was cut off by Aragorn.
"Ladies, ladies, ladies. There's no need to fight. *I* am the king now. You can *both* have me!" he said cunningly, obviously pleased with his solution.
But that just set the two women off even more. They both were screaming at the same time now, and not wanting to get involved into a catfight, Wolverine left the scene to interview someone else.
Booming down the red carpet in a murky brown suit, Hagrid was easily spotted. Along with the ugly suit, he had on a greenish-yellow polka dot tie on, and his hair looked as if he had been electrocuted just moments before. Again, but this time in fear of being squished as Hagrid barreled down the carpet, Wolverine scurried out of the way to find someone else.
"Maybe down here there will be someone willing to be interviewed," Wolverine thought to himself as he walked further down.
"Oi! Potter! Come here." Harry Potter quickly shuffled over to Wolverine, followed by another witch.
"Ah, maybe you wouldn't mind if I had a quick interview with you?" Wolverine asked hopefully.
"Oh, it would be my pleasure. Lemme just say goodbye to my new friend Westie here," he said.
"Westie?" Wolverine inquired with a puzzled look in his eyes.
"Well, The Wicked Witch of the West is a bit of a mouthful, so we just call her Westie. We've been exchanging some flying tips. You know, Westie flies by *bicycle*? Who knew? We've been exchanging some tips, and she's gonna teach me soon. Good practice for Quidditch" he said with a wink. Westie continued walking down the carpet, leaving Harry and Wolverine alone to conduct the interview.
"See 'ya Westie!" Harry called after her.
"I'll be back for you, and your little friends, too!" she screeched back.
"Now," Wolverine said with a sigh of relief. "For starters, how is your evening going so far?"
"Stunning. Just stunning," Harry said with a wide grin on his face.
Wolverine leaned in close to Harry. "I *must* ask the question we've all been dying to know the answer to."
"Alright..."
"Is Hermione hooked up with you, or Ron?"
"I, uhm, yea, she is, uh, yea, we, uh, erm..."
"WILL WOLVERINE PLEASE MAKE HIS WAY INSIDE," a voice squealed from the load speaker. "I REPEAT, WILL WOLVERINE PLEASE MAKE HIS WAY INSIDE. THE CEREMONIES ARE ABOUT TO START."
Wolverine promised Harry he would be back to find the answer, and hastily left to prepare for the ceremonies.
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OOO! Did you like that? Pretty please R+R. Also, if you would like me to review your story, I would be happy to do so. Just leave the link in your review. Thanks a bunch!
Also.....I am truly sorry if I angered some Legolas fans in this chapter. It's just so fun to bring out the worst in some characters! I mean, come on, who can resist cultivating Legolas' more feminine side? Just to clear things up...I DO NOT think Legolas or any other elves are gay. I'm just having a little fun, savvy? Haha.
O yea..the same thing goes to all of those Aragorn fans out there. I'm just getting in touch with more of his evil side in this fanfic. Got it?
Good, now GO REVIEW! NOW! OR I WON'T WRITE ANY MORE! HAH..ok fine, the number of reviews really doesn't effect how fast I update, but it does make me happy :-D
Whoa....that was a long chapter, huh? O well, I could have gone on and on and on and on and on but I cut it before I rambled *too* much. Anyway, a second chapter should be coming soon, because I'm really enjoying writing this story!
THANKS!
