Yay! I'm sorry I didn't have this chapter up sooner. But I had this little
thing called school. (And a couple days ago, some unfinished summer
reading!) But you know me (wait, you don't.whoops) I had to write! I'm
addicted. *starts to sing* "I heard you're doing okay, but I want you to
know! I'm a dic! Im addicted to you! I can't pretend I don't care!" O ok
I'll stop. Yea, so I hope you enjoy this chapter.I haven't really decided
how many chapters there are going to be.lets see *thinks to self for a bit*
Maybe four.hmm. Okay! Now go read! And Review, please! Purdy please?
O yea.HEHE I always forget this. *Sigh* DISCLAIMER: DUDE, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH: LORD OF THE RINGS, HARRY POTTER, WIZARD OF OZ, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, X-MEN, OR THE ACADEMY AWARDS, SAVVY?
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Wolverine walked onto the stage. Seconds later, thousands and thousands of people---er, creatures----followed, filling up the sea of seats below him. After a few minutes, mostly everyone was settled. The lights dimmed, except for a solitary light that was now focused directly on Wolverine. He started his speech.
"Once again, everyone, welcome to the 76th Annual Academy Awards. We thank you for coming tonight and hope you have a splendid time. So, without any further ado, may I call up the first presenters to announce the winner for Best Re----
But he didn't finish his sentence. A grand light now flooded into the theatre as the massive doors at the back were opened. There, a man stood, slightly wobbly. He was hiccupping. He opened his mouth as if to say something, but was interrupted by a rather large hiccup. Then he made his way towards the front of the theatre to the row in which Legolas was sitting, but not before tripping numerous times and mumbling to himself about how "there was no bloody rum in this place." At last, he was standing right next to Legolas' seat.
"Love, I *adore* the dress you have on. Oh, Love, and your hair!" he squealed while somehow mumbling at the same time and caressing Legolas' hair.
"JACK SPARROW! WHAT DOES THEE THINK THEE IS DOING?" Legolas screamed as he stood up.
" *Captain* Jack Sparrow, Love." He replied. With that, Legolas stormed out of the theatre, his long blonde hair gliding behind him.
"Well *someone* obviously hasn't had enough rum," Jack again mumbled loudly.
Meanwhile, Wolverine was standing on stage. With a quick sideways jolt of his head, he ended his thoughts about this rum-obsessed Jack Sparrow guy and got back to the ceremony.
"Right. *As* I was saying...It is my pleasure to welcome the first two presenters that will announce the winner of the first award of the night--- Best Regular Manly Ranger Dude Turned to Very Powerful King Who Gets All Sweaty When He Sword Fights!!! Now, without any further interruptions, give a round of applause to William Turner and Elizabeth Swann." But no one came to the stage.
"William? Elizabeth?" Wolverine asked in confusion. "Hello? William? Elizabeth?" he repeated. "Elizabeth? William? Where are you? Elizabeth? William? Elizabeth? Hello? Elizabeth? William? Elizab----
"I found 'em!" some technical stage manager guy shouted. The audience (and the cameras) turned to where the guy was standing, somewhere off to the side of the stage. He opened a side curtain, and there was Elizabeth and Will---kissing. They continued without noticing anything for a few seconds, but then turned and stopped immediately.
"Oh, uhm....right," William said. He and Liz walked to the podium at the center of the stage. Will's hair was jostled and lipstick marks could be found all over his face.
"Now, the winner of the 76th Annual Academy Award for Best Regular Manly Ranger Dude Turned to Very Powerful King Who Gets All Sweaty When He Sword Fights is...." Liz said.There was a dreadfully long pause. "Uhm, Will, open the envelope," she said, sounding exasperated
"Right!" And he opened the envelope. "And the winner is.....ARAGORN!!!" The crowd went wild. Aragorn had a look on his face as though he was pretending not to be surprised, as he pointed to himself and mouthed, "Me?" He walked to the podium, sashaying his hips as he walked.
"Everyone, I just want to thank you so much for this wonderful award; being voted Best Regular Manly Ranger Dude Turned to Very Powerful King Who Gets All Sweaty When He Sword Fights is such a grand honor," he said, clutching the trophy Liz had just given him. "A grand honor for a grand person! Oh, excuse me, a grand, deluxe, quite handsome, perfect, *king*," he added. "I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get here," he said, winking towards his two hobbit friends in the audience, Frodo and Sam." Aragorn was still talking, but two crewmembers were known dragging him off stage and the very long remainder of his speech was unheard.
"Thank you, Aragorn," Wolverine said with a fake smile on his face. "Again, it is with great honor that I introduce the next person to announce the winner of the next award. Please welcome Froooooo-doooo!" he boomed. Yet again, no one was at the podium. "Oh, don't tell me he's off kissing someone," Wolverine mumbled. But then he looked down. Frodo was hidden from sight because of his size. Or rather, lack there of. Another crewmember quickly brought a step stool so that Frodo could be seen from behind the podium.
"Now, the nominees for Best Person in Tights and/or Spandex are...." Frodo chirped as a drum roll sounded. Frodo said each name as they appeared on the gargantuan screen behind him. "Dazzling x-men, Dr. Jean Grey! Another x- men, Storm! Splendid Elven prince, Legolas, and finally, the beautiful maiden, Arwen!" The crowd was still cheering as Frodo opened the envelope. "And the winner for Best Person in Tights and/or Spandex is...LEGOLAS!!!!" The crowd screamed, hollered, and hooted. But Legolas has long since stormed outside of the theatre and had not been seen since. He would have to accept his award later.
Wolverine came to the microphone.
"Everyone, hand onto your seats, because next is the award we've all been waiting for!"
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First, I apologize again for bringing out the worst in many characters, as I did in the first chapter. *COUGHaragornandlegolasCOUGH* I seriously can't help it, and I doubt you can blame me. Also, I am quite aware that Wolverine is not himself in this fan fiction. O well.I felt like revealing his very rare considerate side. If you've got a problem with it, tell me in your review. Speaking of reviews.
Thank you to my reviewers out there!
Gilly Gamgee: I'm so glad you enjoyed reading the story. I enjoyed writing it, so I *will* continue. I'll read your story, too. I've been busy, so I haven't had a chance yet, but I will!
SperryDee: yay! It's good to hear that you liked this story! The catfight is amongst one of my favorite parts, too :-D
readingfreak742: Thank you. I looove writing comedy. I've got some great inspirations haha. (I think you know what I mean!) YAY! As I said before on you commenting on no grammar mistakes, once again, I must say, *COUGHobsessivecompulsiveCOUGH* Haha. J/k. I'm updating soon! See?
joebxrgrl15: Well it took long hours of reading between the lines, but I have come to the slight conclusion that you want Legolas. Oh, and coincidentally, Legolas was originally going to be one of the hosts. :-D don't hate me
Oh, yes. Before I get sidetracked (again) thank you to the people who added me to their favorite list, joebxrgrl15 and readingfreak742!!! Thank you all sooooo much! You don't know how much I appreciate it!
I've now got an ending in mind for this story. (Yay! I'm not just writing aimlessly! Whoohoo!) There should be perhaps two more chapters....yes, that's what I'm planning. I'll just have to see. THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!
O yea.HEHE I always forget this. *Sigh* DISCLAIMER: DUDE, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH: LORD OF THE RINGS, HARRY POTTER, WIZARD OF OZ, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, X-MEN, OR THE ACADEMY AWARDS, SAVVY?
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Wolverine walked onto the stage. Seconds later, thousands and thousands of people---er, creatures----followed, filling up the sea of seats below him. After a few minutes, mostly everyone was settled. The lights dimmed, except for a solitary light that was now focused directly on Wolverine. He started his speech.
"Once again, everyone, welcome to the 76th Annual Academy Awards. We thank you for coming tonight and hope you have a splendid time. So, without any further ado, may I call up the first presenters to announce the winner for Best Re----
But he didn't finish his sentence. A grand light now flooded into the theatre as the massive doors at the back were opened. There, a man stood, slightly wobbly. He was hiccupping. He opened his mouth as if to say something, but was interrupted by a rather large hiccup. Then he made his way towards the front of the theatre to the row in which Legolas was sitting, but not before tripping numerous times and mumbling to himself about how "there was no bloody rum in this place." At last, he was standing right next to Legolas' seat.
"Love, I *adore* the dress you have on. Oh, Love, and your hair!" he squealed while somehow mumbling at the same time and caressing Legolas' hair.
"JACK SPARROW! WHAT DOES THEE THINK THEE IS DOING?" Legolas screamed as he stood up.
" *Captain* Jack Sparrow, Love." He replied. With that, Legolas stormed out of the theatre, his long blonde hair gliding behind him.
"Well *someone* obviously hasn't had enough rum," Jack again mumbled loudly.
Meanwhile, Wolverine was standing on stage. With a quick sideways jolt of his head, he ended his thoughts about this rum-obsessed Jack Sparrow guy and got back to the ceremony.
"Right. *As* I was saying...It is my pleasure to welcome the first two presenters that will announce the winner of the first award of the night--- Best Regular Manly Ranger Dude Turned to Very Powerful King Who Gets All Sweaty When He Sword Fights!!! Now, without any further interruptions, give a round of applause to William Turner and Elizabeth Swann." But no one came to the stage.
"William? Elizabeth?" Wolverine asked in confusion. "Hello? William? Elizabeth?" he repeated. "Elizabeth? William? Where are you? Elizabeth? William? Elizabeth? Hello? Elizabeth? William? Elizab----
"I found 'em!" some technical stage manager guy shouted. The audience (and the cameras) turned to where the guy was standing, somewhere off to the side of the stage. He opened a side curtain, and there was Elizabeth and Will---kissing. They continued without noticing anything for a few seconds, but then turned and stopped immediately.
"Oh, uhm....right," William said. He and Liz walked to the podium at the center of the stage. Will's hair was jostled and lipstick marks could be found all over his face.
"Now, the winner of the 76th Annual Academy Award for Best Regular Manly Ranger Dude Turned to Very Powerful King Who Gets All Sweaty When He Sword Fights is...." Liz said.There was a dreadfully long pause. "Uhm, Will, open the envelope," she said, sounding exasperated
"Right!" And he opened the envelope. "And the winner is.....ARAGORN!!!" The crowd went wild. Aragorn had a look on his face as though he was pretending not to be surprised, as he pointed to himself and mouthed, "Me?" He walked to the podium, sashaying his hips as he walked.
"Everyone, I just want to thank you so much for this wonderful award; being voted Best Regular Manly Ranger Dude Turned to Very Powerful King Who Gets All Sweaty When He Sword Fights is such a grand honor," he said, clutching the trophy Liz had just given him. "A grand honor for a grand person! Oh, excuse me, a grand, deluxe, quite handsome, perfect, *king*," he added. "I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get here," he said, winking towards his two hobbit friends in the audience, Frodo and Sam." Aragorn was still talking, but two crewmembers were known dragging him off stage and the very long remainder of his speech was unheard.
"Thank you, Aragorn," Wolverine said with a fake smile on his face. "Again, it is with great honor that I introduce the next person to announce the winner of the next award. Please welcome Froooooo-doooo!" he boomed. Yet again, no one was at the podium. "Oh, don't tell me he's off kissing someone," Wolverine mumbled. But then he looked down. Frodo was hidden from sight because of his size. Or rather, lack there of. Another crewmember quickly brought a step stool so that Frodo could be seen from behind the podium.
"Now, the nominees for Best Person in Tights and/or Spandex are...." Frodo chirped as a drum roll sounded. Frodo said each name as they appeared on the gargantuan screen behind him. "Dazzling x-men, Dr. Jean Grey! Another x- men, Storm! Splendid Elven prince, Legolas, and finally, the beautiful maiden, Arwen!" The crowd was still cheering as Frodo opened the envelope. "And the winner for Best Person in Tights and/or Spandex is...LEGOLAS!!!!" The crowd screamed, hollered, and hooted. But Legolas has long since stormed outside of the theatre and had not been seen since. He would have to accept his award later.
Wolverine came to the microphone.
"Everyone, hand onto your seats, because next is the award we've all been waiting for!"
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First, I apologize again for bringing out the worst in many characters, as I did in the first chapter. *COUGHaragornandlegolasCOUGH* I seriously can't help it, and I doubt you can blame me. Also, I am quite aware that Wolverine is not himself in this fan fiction. O well.I felt like revealing his very rare considerate side. If you've got a problem with it, tell me in your review. Speaking of reviews.
Thank you to my reviewers out there!
Gilly Gamgee: I'm so glad you enjoyed reading the story. I enjoyed writing it, so I *will* continue. I'll read your story, too. I've been busy, so I haven't had a chance yet, but I will!
SperryDee: yay! It's good to hear that you liked this story! The catfight is amongst one of my favorite parts, too :-D
readingfreak742: Thank you. I looove writing comedy. I've got some great inspirations haha. (I think you know what I mean!) YAY! As I said before on you commenting on no grammar mistakes, once again, I must say, *COUGHobsessivecompulsiveCOUGH* Haha. J/k. I'm updating soon! See?
joebxrgrl15: Well it took long hours of reading between the lines, but I have come to the slight conclusion that you want Legolas. Oh, and coincidentally, Legolas was originally going to be one of the hosts. :-D don't hate me
Oh, yes. Before I get sidetracked (again) thank you to the people who added me to their favorite list, joebxrgrl15 and readingfreak742!!! Thank you all sooooo much! You don't know how much I appreciate it!
I've now got an ending in mind for this story. (Yay! I'm not just writing aimlessly! Whoohoo!) There should be perhaps two more chapters....yes, that's what I'm planning. I'll just have to see. THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!
