August 3rd, 2003 Quote of the Day: "He who laughs last thinks slowest!"

Scroll 4. Spanish Inquisition

            "How about that one?" Sango pointed at a picture of an emerald green, rounded guitar with gold and sea green trim.

            "Nah, not cool enough." Kiyoko said. She turned the page of the Yamaha magazine and a dozen or so more guitars stood out on the page. The two of them sat on the floor looking through the magazine. Kiyoko sitting in front on it laying on her stomach, Sango was behind it seeing the guitar's upside down, laying on her stomach too.

            Kiyoshi walked into the room carrying a load of laundry. He glanced down at what they were doing. "I thought you were broke?" he commented.

            "I am." Kiyoko replied, turning the page again. "I'm going to get a job though, so I'm looking now to look for my quota."

            "Whatever," he said and walked out of the room.

            Just then, the door bell rang.

            'She's here!!" Sango gasped. She and Kiyoko jumped up and hid by the sides of the door waiting for Kagome to walk in. They heard the footsteps of Kiyoko's mom and then she opened the door. "Good afternoon Kagome! They're in the livingroom waiting for you."

            "Thank you."

            The door closed, and they heard the soft steps of Kagome's socks coming toward them. Kiyoko grinned evilly and Sango bit her lower lip.

            "Hey girls, what are we studying fir-"

            "GET HER!!"

            "KYAAA!!!"

            They jumped Kagome and the three of them were screaming and laughing for thirty seconds. They sat her on the couch, sitting on either side of her holding her arms. "Alright Kagome! ^_^ We wanna know where you were yesterday!" Sango interigated her.

            "Yeah! We know that even YOU wouldn't pass up a trip to the carnival on Saturday with all of us!" Kiyoko added.

            "Wha??" Kagome tried to look innocent and shocked. "I was at the library!"

            "Ooh! Sorry, wrong answer!" Sango said. "You'd better tell us or else!"

            "Or else what?" Kagome said now acting as if she were offended.

            "Or else we'll suck out your soul feed to Cerberus in the pits of the underworld!" Kiyoko said darkly.

            Sango and Kagome started at her for a few seconds before Sango said. "Or else we'll annoy you till you do!"

            "You're already annoying me!" Kagome shouted.

            "Kiyoko," Sango grinned. "Will you do the honors?"

            Kiyoko grinned back. "Hey Kagome! Remember when you had that sleepover and everyone was sleeping in your basement?"

            Kagome said nothing but watched her suspiciously.

            "Well, I went upstairs to use your Water Closet and I found out that your mother's boyfriend came to spend the night!"
            Kagome's eyes grew huge and she sweatdropped.

            "I could hear the noise all the way from the kitchen! Your mother's bed has some squeaky bed springs! All of the moaning and groaning and pumping and grinding…"

            "OKAY!!" Kagome screamed. "I'LL TELL YOU!! JUST NO MORE!!!"

            Sango gave Kiyoko a high five and they released Kagome.

            "But you've gotta promise not to tell Inu Yasha!"

            "Oooh! Are we keeping something from our boyfriend now?" Kiyoko smirked.

            "Well," Kagome sweatdropped. "I got a new job. I'm going to be a model, we're shooting the day after tomorrow."

            "Modeling??" Sango said disappointedly. "That's all?? I thought you were cheating with three other men or something!!"

            "NO!!" Kagome shouted. "I'm not that kinda girl, Sango!"

            "Sure you're not."

            "But why a model, Kagome?" Kiyoko asked. "They walk around all funny and eat soy crackers unless they aren't eating at all!"

            Kagome told them about Naraku and all of the fringe benefits and free stuff she would be getting.

            "How much are you getting paid?" Sango asked.

            "$1,500 a photo shoot."

            "Holy crap!" Sango and Kiyoko shouted at the same time.

            "Sign me up! I'll get my guitar in no time!" Kiyoko exclaimed.

            Kiyoshi came into the room. "What are you girls talking about?"

            "Nothing that is any of your business, Kiyoshi. We're talking to Kagome." Kiyoko waved for him to leave.

            "What the hell?? I'm Kagome's friend too! Aren't I you're friend, Kagome?"

            "Um, yeah?"

            "See!"

            "Well she doesn't want to talk to you right now! She's with her GIRL friends! Oh wait….you're like a girl anyway, go on and tell him Kagome…"

            "Oh, you're going down, woman!" Kiyoshi jumped on her and they grappled on the floor.

            "I can't believe this!" Sango cried, "A smack-down, and I wasn't even invited to join!"

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            "Codswallop!" Miroku exclaimed.

            "Bless you!" Shippou chimed.

            "I didn't sneeze, was exclaiming!"

            "Do you need a tissue?"

            Inu Yasha whacked Shippou in the back of the head.

            "I just find it hard to believe that Kagome went to the library yesterday." Miroku said.

            "What do you mean?? You guys were the ones telling me that she went there to study!" Inu Yasha shouted.

            "I know," Miroku said. "But it was Saturday. And they were selling Elephant Ears on sale! Kagome loves Elephant Ears and would never pass them up like that! When we told her about it, she didn't really seem to mind!"

            "So?" Inu asked.

            "So??" Miroku looked at him like he was an idiot.

            "She's in cahoots with the mole people!!" Shippou screamed suddenly.

            Miroku and Inu Yasha turned to look at him, "Hubba-wha??"

            "She said she was going to library, but instead went to the secret entrance to their underground city to help them forge for human flesh so that they could multiply their slowly dieing civilization so that they may regroup and once again assume position as rulers of the Earth and enslave all of the human into brutal dependence! KAGOME IS REALLY A MOLE PERSON IN DISGUISE!!!"

            Miroku and Inu Yasha sat there staring at Shippou in silence. Then Inu Yasha whacked him in the back of the head again.

            "HEY!!"

            "No more caffine for you, Shippou." Miroku said, shaking his head worriedly.

            "NO!!! MY SOURCE OF INSPIRATION AND POWER!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE MY SUGAR HIGH!!!"

            "Good god," Inu Yasha said putting his face in his hands.

            Shippou pretended to die.

            "Seriously, for all you know, she could've been off asking someone to bear her child!" Miroku said.

            "No, that's what you would have done!" Inu Yasha said as if correcting him.

            "Still." Miroku said.

            Shippou: X_X

            "Fine! Whatever, I'll just talk to her later." Inu Yasha said, hoping to make them shut up. "But I don't think she did anything, did she? She's my first girlfriend, she seemes pretty loyal….unless there are infidel guys around her….or she was seduced….holy shit!!"

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Quicker then the last update, isn't it?