The Motherhood Trial!

Chapter: 4

He's gone crazy! Let's lock him up!

Kagome and Sango were in the Hot Springs trying to get relaxed. Sango was still somewhat shocked about Miroku Apologizing to her. It wasn't like him at all to say sorry. He loved being a lecture and found nothing wrong with being one. So, why now would he start to get a Consciousness? She then remembered why she was in the Hot Springs in the first place; she wanted to get Kagome's opinion on the matter at hand.

" Uhh Kagome…. " Kagome began to laugh." What."

" Oh nothing… oh yeah you wanted to tell me something that happened with Miroku!" Sango *sighed a little.

" There's something up with him…. He actually apologized for being perverted towards me." Kagome almost jumped out of her skin at the thought of Miroku apologizing for doing Hentai stuff towards anyone especially Sango, since it was his everyday Mission to grab her butt. She swam over to Sango to sit by her, so that they could talk.

" No way! He really apologized. Wow there is something wrong with him. He lives and love's to grope you!" she then started to think that maybe that wasn't the smartest thing to say. She then tried to fix it with another conclusion.

" Well maybe he finally realized, what he was doing was wrong and had a change of heart." She had totally lied to Sango and her self. Never in a lifetime would he have apologized for something like this. Surprisingly Sango began to laugh real hard.

"Yeah right! Your kidding…He would have to have gone mental first." Kagome then started to laugh with her.

" I wonder if there' is something wrong him…hopefully Inuyasha can drag it out from him."

Inuyasha was still in a bit of shock because Miroku had talked to his own stomach.

"Are you feeling okay Miroku…?" Miroku was still holding his stomach as he stared at Inuyasha in a little shocked him self.

" I'm…. Fine…." Inuyasha gave him a suspicious look. He then bent a little towards him.

"No your not…I sense that your hiding something…. So out with it already." He needed to find out what was wrong with him or he was going to get the 'sit' of a lifetime.

Miroku kept his gaze away from Inuyasha. He didn't know what was wrong with him, Him self... it was like he had gotten a sudden urge to talk to his stomach. It was really weird and disturbing, why on earth would he ever want to talk to his stomach? It wasn't if it was alive or anything! He didn't know what to say to Inuyasha, because he wasn't sure what was wrong with him either.

" Are you going to answer me Monk or what?" He started to glare at him.

" There's nothing wrong." Inuyasha crossed his hands still glaring at the monk.

" Keh. You're hiding something. You been acting weird since last night." the monk began to cry.

" Do you really think I'm getting fat?" Inuyasha's eye's bugged out, now he knew something was wrong with him! Hmm…. It was time for a secret Interrogation.

" Yes like 10 or 20 pounds." he said sarcastically. Miroku didn't seem to realize it either as he was sobbing louder.

" You're so mean… Are you sure you want to live with him?" Okay it was official the monk had gone insane. He was now talking to his stomach a second time. Inuyasha didn't know what to do…the monk was broken there's nothing he could do.

" Inuyasha…." He gulped. Inuyasha feared what Miroku was going to say to him with good reasoning.

" I'm sorry for everything I ever done to you." he began to sob as he hugged Inuyasha. Now there was no doubt in his mind that the monk was losing it. He then shoved Miroku off him, causing himself to fall to the ground.

" Man! What the hell was that?"

Miroku realized that he had done it again. This was like the forth time that he couldn't control what he did.

" I don't know…. Why did I hug you?" Inuyasha sighed in contempt.

" Maybe you need some sleep… Yeah go to sleep." He said still feeling a little disturbed. He also just wanted the monk to leave him alone for a while, so that he could regain his posture for when Kagome would come back.

Kagome and Sango Finished there bath ad quietly entered, as they saw Inuyasha and Miroku a sleep. They both lied down on the ground to go to sleep but were stopped as they heard Inuyasha's voice.

" We need to talk…let's go some where away from here okay." He whispered quietly enough so that only Kagome and Sango could hear him. They all got up from the ground as silently as they could and walked to the center of the forest to talk.

" Okay so what did you find out about Miroku Inuyasha?" Kagome asked Curiously. Inuyasha shivered.

" More then I wanted to know…I think Miroku took a dive from Reality." Sango looked at him Dumb founded.

"What do you mean?"

" I mean He's Gone MAD!" Kagome became more Curious.

" Why, what did he tell you?" He didn't even want to remember what was said to him, but had to keep his promise. Inuyasha filled them in on what had happened with Miroku.

" Oh my Gosh…He hugged you…. What on earth possessed Him to do that? I'd think he would be afraid!" Kagome said in Shock. Inuyasha looked at her suspiciously.

" What do you mean by that." Kagome began to blush.

" It's means nothing." Inuyasha became more suspicious.

" Tell me, what do you mean." Sango then cut in on them again, to stop them for getting into another argument.

" Inuyasha you said that Miroku apologized to you…. Right…." Inuyasha quit interrogating Kagome to answer Sango.

" Yeah, so what of it!" Sango became more serious, as she replied to him.

" Well he apologized to me also!" Inuyasha began to question her suspiciously.

" What did he, have to apologize to you for! (He thought for a minute. His eye's opened wide) oh don't tell me…" Sango cut him off to finish his sentence. Since she was sure, he had figured it out.

" He apologized for groping me all the time. He said that I deserved better."

Kagome began to wonder why Sango never told her that last part at the hot springs.

" Now way!!!.... But he loves being perverted to you" If there was any doubts in his mind that what Miroku said back at the camp was just his imagination, it would long gone at this point

"There's only one way to solve this problem… We need to lock him up forever…"

" Hey Inuyasha he's not toy that you can just get rid of whenever you want… He's needs serious help…and I know how we can do it." Kagome said smiling as she held her hand up in the air. Sango's eye's sat upon Kagome as she eagerly awaited her plan.

" First we call him out to the middle of nowhere, then Inuyasha will knock him out with Tetsuiaga. When that is done will drag him to Keade and If she says he's insane, then will lock him up until we know what to do with him."

" You can't think that that plan will seriously work. " Inuyasha spat out while crossing his hands. Kagome Frowned.

" I thought you said that you take everything I say seriously." Inuyasha's face faulted. She had gotten him there; he did tell her that he took everything she said seriously. There was no way around this; he would have to just let her have her way.

"Fine, Whatever!" Kagome smiled at her victory.

"Thank you Inuyasha." She then walked back to camp, leaving him in shock.

"Did she just, thank me?" Sango smiled at him while walking past him back to the camp. Inuyasha stood in his place not moving for a while, pondering what just happened with Kagome. He didn't get it, why would him agreeing with her make her 'Thank him.' He then decided to drop the subject and go to sleep, since he would never understand her. Although he really wanted to, he would just have to save it for another time.

The morning finally came, and that meant it was time to put their plan in motion. Miroku was eating his breakfast that Kagome had given him, so that Sango would have enough time to get him to agree to follow her. Sango walked up to him with a big Smile implanted on her face.

" Hey Miroku, I need to tell you something in private, over there." She pointed into the forest. Hoping that he would follow her right away to try and do something to her because it would be the perfect distraction, as to how to carry out the rest of their plan.

" Is it really important…because I'm not done eating." She never excepted an answer like that from him. Normally he would have wasted no time and followed her just so he could be perverted.

" Yes it's very important." She then walked over to him and grabbed his hand dragging him towards the forest entrance. It was up to Inuyasha and Kagome now… *Oh great there probably fighting right about now! * She thought quietly to her self.

Kagome and Inuyasha waited for Sango and Miroku to come into the Forest.

" I don't think this going to work." Inuyasha Growled trying to see what she would do. He wondered if he would get the same reaction as last night. Kagome sighed.

" Of course it will now pull out your sword and get ready." He growled a little louder at her. He didn't get the same reaction. Therefore, he decided to try another approach.

" No I don't want too yet!" He said trying to see what she would do at this point. Kagome's face turned a steaming red.

" Do it now! Inuyasha we don't have time for a fight Right now…if you don't do what I say then I will have no choice but to say 'it'." Inuyasha looked at her suspiciously.

" You wouldn't dare." Kagome smiled, as she tasted her victory.

" Oh but I would…. So you better do what I say!" He decided it would be best not to push her buttons any longer. He mostly decided to quit because of the fear that she might sit him and from how high in the tree's they were, it wouldn't be pretty. Inuyasha finally pulled out his father's sword and got ready to knock the stuffing out of Miroku with it.

"Whatever!"

Miroku and Sango finally came to the place where they had planed to attack him.

" What is it that you want, Lady Sango?" Sango looked at him sadly, she felt bad for what she was about to do him, but it had to be done. She then began to shout out to the forest.

"Inuyasha now!" Inuyasha came flying from the tree behind Miroku and managed to knock him out with the hilt of his sword. Sango caught him as he fell down to the ground.

"That was far to easy he didn't even put up a fight." Inuyasha snorted at his friends. They then dragged him through the forest to Keade's hut, so that she could help him.

Miroku felt as if he was being pulled along but ignored it. The pain in his gut was a lot more important to worry about. His breath came out in short spouts, as he held on to his middle as a pain gripped it hard. Sweat slicked his face and dripped to the ground and, the whole time he felt this, the whole time he was going through this torture he heard a continuing spite full laugh as if someone where right there with him. It was just like the last time, just like it, when he had fallen a sleep the first day he began feeling strange. The pain disappeared as a form of a beautiful woman appeared before him, strangely enough he did feel the urge to grope her, or ask her to bear his child.

The woman's face contorted in to a smirk of pure amusement. "It doesn't feel so nice to be pregnant, now does it?" She asked.

Miroku was stunned; he couldn't speak. Pregnant?

She laughed again. "Yes, that's right your pregnant." Her hand came to her mouth to try and stifle another laugh; she had to be serious about this. She couldn't help it though, he was a pregnant man now, and she should have done something like this a long time ago! "For the first few months you will feel morning sickness, and then you will feel it growing inside of you and in your sleep you will feel the pain of it being born. Now I know that in reality you cannot feel that in sleep, but I don't plan on you carry out this labor. It wouldn't be natural." The woman explained. "Although, if you don't realize soon what I want you to realize then you will have to go through the pain of labor, I won't erase what has been done then, do you understand?" She asked.

Miroku found he could only nod.

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Miyuu: Scratching Inuyasha's ears (don't you all wish you could too?) "Ha, ha, ha, ha I'm so evil I left it another cliff hanger!"

Inuyasha: rolls eyes "What ever that's not much of a cliffhanger if you ask me!"

Miyuu: scowls and pulls on ears "What would you know, you can't write!"

Inuyasha: Sighs "I'm sure I could do a lot better then you." he coaxed.

Sesshoumaru: Stairs at Inuyasha like he's insane, leash is pulled; both faces meet the ground

Mean while:

Shippo and Kagome give Miroku and evil smirk.

Miroku: backs up holding his staff across him as for protection "There is no way I'm going out there!"

Kagome: "Come on, Inuyasha needs your help" she pleaded

Miroku: "Why can't Shippo go" he wines

Kagome: "Because Shippo's only a kid"

Shippo: Smiles evilly "Yeah I'm only a kid, I can't go out there I'll be traumatized!"

Miroku: Tries to speak but can't as Kagome has fixed him with a most evil of glare's that said if you don't I kill you, he gulped. "Alright I'll go" Turns form them and approaches mentally insane author trying to think of a plan to beat her up and save the day.

Find out next time if he does or gets caught and tortured like the rest of the Inuyasha group