ch13: A Solution Made By Insane
o_O i need to stop.
Thanksies fories theies reviewsies!
Disclaimer:SEGA and Overworks own the chracters, I own the plot, and Jade130 owns the Phoenix.
CUPIL!
OWNS!
ALL!
(On board the Phoenix...)
Everyone sat pondering on the bridge. Vyse paced, Gilder edged away from Clara, Marco fiddled his thumbs, Fina played with Cupil, Ramirez stared at his hands.
Vyse stopped. "We can't just sit around all day! We have to go find-"
Ramirez looked at him. "We don't know where she is."
Vyse sighed. "Good point." He resumed pacing.
(Somewhere over the rainbow...)
(No, really.)
(Fine. *grumble* Somewhere unknown by man...)
(That's better.)
Aika groaned and turned over. She opened her eyes and saw-
"NOT YOU AGAIN!" She leapt back.
Vigoro smiled. "Hey. Red. You're awake."
Aika kicked him and dashed away, feeling for her boomerang. She gasped and patted her side, but it wasn't there.
"I took your weapon, Red."
Aika refused to look at him and breathed.
"Give it back. Now. Or I shall be forced to kill you."
He laughed. "Actually, Red, you got it switched."
"Oh yeah? Well I'll still stick my boomerang up your-"
"Either you cooperate, or you're dead." His face loomed closer.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Get away from me, you perv! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey, baby!" He blew a kiss at her and she became confused.
"aiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
(On the Phoenix...)
Vyse pounded the table. "Goddammit, I want french fries!"
Everyone stares at him. "O_O"
(Can they actually say that?)
(No...)
(But you put it iin quotation marks!)
(So...?)
(Did Vyse actually say that?)
(No.)
(So why did you put it in there?)
(So I can fulfill the Humor rating part in this story.)
(That...doesn't make sense...)
(...two words...shut...up...)
(Yadda yadda blah blah.)
(FINE. what REALLY happened...)
(Thank you muchly.)
(I hate you...)
(You hate yourself actually...)
(*throws insane self over Hoover Dam* That's better. On with the fic.)
Vyse pounded the table. "Goddammit, where can we find her?"
(This sounds familliar...gee, where have i heard it? Could it be...oh! when FINA was kidnapped.)
(*chucks ovver Hoover Dam*)
Fina patted his shoulder. "We'll find her. Don't worry, at least we have Ramirez now."
Everyone glares at him with red eyes and fangs. Gigantic sweatdrop appears on Ramirez' forehead.
"Guys? I think we filled enough humor in this chapter."
Everyone smiled then Vyse pounded the table again. "Godda-"
"DANGit! Where's my new hammer?"
Vyse pounded the table again. "WILL ANYONE LET ME FINISH ME SENTENCE?"
Everyone looked at a wall. "No."
Vyse pounded the table again. "Where is Aik-"
"You'll break the table doing that."
"LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE, GILDER!" He pounded the table and of course-
CRAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCK! The table broke in two and all who were leaning against it-which they ALL were and it's rude to put your elbows on the table-chucked forward and hit the ground.
(You really like the word 'chuck', don't you?)
(Why do you still live?)
(Are you pulling a Ramirez over me?)
(It's not over me. It's ON me, doughboy.)
(DoughGIRL, doughbrain.)
(I'm not a doughbrain!)
(Remind me to use that for a Luigi insult in your first fic.)
(I CAN"T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!*Screams and falls over Hoover Dam*)
(And you really like the Hoover Dam. Uh-huh. I'll take over now.)
Vyse jumped up on the remnants of the table and dicoed. Fina and Ramirez did the birdie dance. Gilder sang.
"Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelabrate good times, COME ON!"
(Excuse me.)
(What?)
( I belive I"M the author, not Insane Self.)
(Awww, just when I was having fun, too. Hey-what are you doing?*Screams and falls over Hoover Dam*)
(Good riddance. Let's rewind a bit, shall we?)
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(Okay! Now lets' start over!)
Vyse pounded the table. "We need to find out where she is. Any suggestions?"
Everyone looked down. Vyse sighed and sat down. Pow licked his face.
He sighed again. Marco was looking out the window. Vyse looked over at him. "So, Marco, any hints?"
Marco jumped. He turned around, his face stern. "Maybe someone who desperately hated her took her."
Everyone pondered the tought. Vyse snapped.
"So, who hates Aika more than anything in the world?"
Fina coughed. "Or likes?"
Everyone stared at her. She shrugged. "Well, Aika hated two people REALLY bad so-"
"Isapa!"
"Me!"
"Not you, Izmael."
"Osman!"
Vyse thought. "Well, that IS a good possiblitliy. Any one else?"
"Oh! I know!"
"Tell me!"
Marco cleard his throat. "Vigoro."
Everyone stared at him. Vyse sighed. "We killed him."
"Hey, you killed me."
"That's you."
(See? THIS is humor.)
(Shaddy.)
Fina shook her head. "we didn't kill him."
"of COURSE WE DID!" Gilder laughed. Everyone stared at him. He stopped.
"He turned good and he took the car at Dangral Island back to someplace. Right?" She looked at Enrique.
(How'd HE get here?)
(He was silent. Now be quiet.)
Enrique frowned. "Correct. But he turned-"
"non-evil."
"and he might have been hiding all this time."
"Enrique, what do YOU think we should do? So far we gots a lead."
Everyone gasped. It wasn't Vyse who said that.
It was a determined Marco.
Okay, okay, this one wasn't really all that good. Too many author notes. but R&R, pleez!
o_O i need to stop.
Thanksies fories theies reviewsies!
Disclaimer:SEGA and Overworks own the chracters, I own the plot, and Jade130 owns the Phoenix.
CUPIL!
OWNS!
ALL!
(On board the Phoenix...)
Everyone sat pondering on the bridge. Vyse paced, Gilder edged away from Clara, Marco fiddled his thumbs, Fina played with Cupil, Ramirez stared at his hands.
Vyse stopped. "We can't just sit around all day! We have to go find-"
Ramirez looked at him. "We don't know where she is."
Vyse sighed. "Good point." He resumed pacing.
(Somewhere over the rainbow...)
(No, really.)
(Fine. *grumble* Somewhere unknown by man...)
(That's better.)
Aika groaned and turned over. She opened her eyes and saw-
"NOT YOU AGAIN!" She leapt back.
Vigoro smiled. "Hey. Red. You're awake."
Aika kicked him and dashed away, feeling for her boomerang. She gasped and patted her side, but it wasn't there.
"I took your weapon, Red."
Aika refused to look at him and breathed.
"Give it back. Now. Or I shall be forced to kill you."
He laughed. "Actually, Red, you got it switched."
"Oh yeah? Well I'll still stick my boomerang up your-"
"Either you cooperate, or you're dead." His face loomed closer.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Get away from me, you perv! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey, baby!" He blew a kiss at her and she became confused.
"aiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
(On the Phoenix...)
Vyse pounded the table. "Goddammit, I want french fries!"
Everyone stares at him. "O_O"
(Can they actually say that?)
(No...)
(But you put it iin quotation marks!)
(So...?)
(Did Vyse actually say that?)
(No.)
(So why did you put it in there?)
(So I can fulfill the Humor rating part in this story.)
(That...doesn't make sense...)
(...two words...shut...up...)
(Yadda yadda blah blah.)
(FINE. what REALLY happened...)
(Thank you muchly.)
(I hate you...)
(You hate yourself actually...)
(*throws insane self over Hoover Dam* That's better. On with the fic.)
Vyse pounded the table. "Goddammit, where can we find her?"
(This sounds familliar...gee, where have i heard it? Could it be...oh! when FINA was kidnapped.)
(*chucks ovver Hoover Dam*)
Fina patted his shoulder. "We'll find her. Don't worry, at least we have Ramirez now."
Everyone glares at him with red eyes and fangs. Gigantic sweatdrop appears on Ramirez' forehead.
"Guys? I think we filled enough humor in this chapter."
Everyone smiled then Vyse pounded the table again. "Godda-"
"DANGit! Where's my new hammer?"
Vyse pounded the table again. "WILL ANYONE LET ME FINISH ME SENTENCE?"
Everyone looked at a wall. "No."
Vyse pounded the table again. "Where is Aik-"
"You'll break the table doing that."
"LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE, GILDER!" He pounded the table and of course-
CRAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCK! The table broke in two and all who were leaning against it-which they ALL were and it's rude to put your elbows on the table-chucked forward and hit the ground.
(You really like the word 'chuck', don't you?)
(Why do you still live?)
(Are you pulling a Ramirez over me?)
(It's not over me. It's ON me, doughboy.)
(DoughGIRL, doughbrain.)
(I'm not a doughbrain!)
(Remind me to use that for a Luigi insult in your first fic.)
(I CAN"T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!*Screams and falls over Hoover Dam*)
(And you really like the Hoover Dam. Uh-huh. I'll take over now.)
Vyse jumped up on the remnants of the table and dicoed. Fina and Ramirez did the birdie dance. Gilder sang.
"Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelabrate good times, COME ON!"
(Excuse me.)
(What?)
( I belive I"M the author, not Insane Self.)
(Awww, just when I was having fun, too. Hey-what are you doing?*Screams and falls over Hoover Dam*)
(Good riddance. Let's rewind a bit, shall we?)
CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH
CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH
CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH
CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH
(Okay! Now lets' start over!)
Vyse pounded the table. "We need to find out where she is. Any suggestions?"
Everyone looked down. Vyse sighed and sat down. Pow licked his face.
He sighed again. Marco was looking out the window. Vyse looked over at him. "So, Marco, any hints?"
Marco jumped. He turned around, his face stern. "Maybe someone who desperately hated her took her."
Everyone pondered the tought. Vyse snapped.
"So, who hates Aika more than anything in the world?"
Fina coughed. "Or likes?"
Everyone stared at her. She shrugged. "Well, Aika hated two people REALLY bad so-"
"Isapa!"
"Me!"
"Not you, Izmael."
"Osman!"
Vyse thought. "Well, that IS a good possiblitliy. Any one else?"
"Oh! I know!"
"Tell me!"
Marco cleard his throat. "Vigoro."
Everyone stared at him. Vyse sighed. "We killed him."
"Hey, you killed me."
"That's you."
(See? THIS is humor.)
(Shaddy.)
Fina shook her head. "we didn't kill him."
"of COURSE WE DID!" Gilder laughed. Everyone stared at him. He stopped.
"He turned good and he took the car at Dangral Island back to someplace. Right?" She looked at Enrique.
(How'd HE get here?)
(He was silent. Now be quiet.)
Enrique frowned. "Correct. But he turned-"
"non-evil."
"and he might have been hiding all this time."
"Enrique, what do YOU think we should do? So far we gots a lead."
Everyone gasped. It wasn't Vyse who said that.
It was a determined Marco.
Okay, okay, this one wasn't really all that good. Too many author notes. but R&R, pleez!
