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"That Fucking asshole!!!" Sirius yelled out angrily, "who the fuck does he think he is tryin' to get ME into trouble???"

"Fuck man chill!" Remus said, "Ok so he tried to get you in shit…but something went wrong."

"And if it hadn't?"

"But it did," Remus grinned, "and we found out, and this calls for revenge!"

"You bet," Sirius said, but he wasn't over being angry still, so Remus hastily suggested they'd go to their common room and get started on planning' for the prank.

As the two boys walked back, Sirius couldn't stop talking bout how he would've liked nothing better than to break Rudolphus's neck the second they found him in McGonagall's office…until two skinny arms were wrapped around his waist.

The two boys turned around to find the goddess of all hotties, Ivy standing there wearing a skimpy semi-see-through white top and very short skintight jean shorts. It wasn't before long that Sirius had forgotten all about Tony as he was wrapped around his so called girl, and sighing Remus made his way towards that Great Hall for some breakfast.



As he made his way to the Gryffindor table, he bumped into Helena, a tall blond girl he had a crush on when he was in his first few years. What was strange was that they never really hooked up even though they were good friends; it seemed like she was hardly ever single…they just never made it.

"Hey Remus," she said, giving him a small smile, but something in her eyes told Remus that she was not ok.

"What's wrong?" she looked startled to hear this, but then a sad smile stretched over her face.

"I just got a letter from Joel (her boyfriend),he…he said the long term thing wasn't really working for him…he dumped me!" Remus pulled her close and brushed off her hair off her face, "I know these things happen all the time…but it just hurts so much."



Remus didn't really say anything but picked up to hamburgers for them and led her out the Great Hall, where they could have more privacy, boy was he a nice guy.



* * *

"That guy you just saw leaving with the blond is one of them," Lila informed the new transferred student who had been sorted into Slytherin, Tatiana.

"Woah, he is CUTE!" she said practically drooling.

"Cute? Remus Lupin is a SEXY badass!" Alishia said, another Slytherin 6th year.

"I've gotta admit, the guys are way hotter here!" Tatiana exclaimed.

"And you only saw one of the Marauders so far…your like gonna faint if you see James and Sirius at the same time," Marcia giggled, and the others followed.

"Ok now on to the girls…the girl you saw with Remus would be a big competition if she was single for like a whole day! Lily Potter was one of our biggest rivals until last year when she got her paws into Potter…now the winning Quidditch teams captain is totally off limits!" Alishia said looking disgusted.

"Where is she?" Tatiana asked.

"She's not here," Marcia said, and then pointed to the entrance of the Great Hall, "But there is one of our biggest competition walking in with her guy."



Tatiana turned to look and for an instant her breath was taken away. She was staring at the most good-looking boy she had ever seen…until she noticed the gorgeous girl hanging on to him.

"Who is he?" was all she could master at that moment.

"Sirius Black and his skanky girlfriend Ivy Spheres," Alishia said.

"Gosh, what is with that boy and muggle clothing," Lila grimaced.

Tatiana didn't really see what Lila's problem was with muggle clothes, after all, all magical families had to sent their kids to muggle schools till they were 11. She actually loved Sirius's white muscle shirt and gray sweats…it made his hot bud look even hotter.

"Oh please! Like you don't think he looks totally gorgeous coming out of Quidditch practice all sweaty and dressed in sweats! Last week it was your problem with him wearing headbands and bandanas [and I should add he looks really hot with his white headband today] and now this! You know if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous of Ivy!" Alishia smirked.

"Yeah, right! I'm madly in love with Sirius," Lila said sarcastically, "only sluts like Ivy go out with him, knowing how many people he slept with!"

"Why don't you keep telling yourself that until you actually believe it," Alishia snored.

"Besides, I bet you're parents will be pleased to find that you married someone of the few pureblood families left, as you keep reminding us of course!" Marcia smirked.

"URGH! Why don't you get it through you're head…I DO NOT WANT SIRIUS BLACK!" Lila half screamed, though shocked, none of them seemed convinced.

"We've caught you staring at him, Lila," Alishia said quietly.

* * *

"You're plan have better work," Rudolphus hissed through his clenched teeth, as he watched Ivy walk to the Gryffindor table with Sirius all over her.

"Don't worry it will," Rosier smirked, "just chill and wait a little while, all right!"

"Fine," Rudolphus said as he forced himself to look away.

"For now just find something to keep yourself occupied, we can't put our plan to action till the spring break! And I think I just found how I'll be keeping my self busy for a little while!" Rosier was looking down the table sneering.



Rudolphus followed his gaze to see the new girl Tatiana and smirking he high fived Rosier, admitting that she was HOT. But then of course he was sure there was really no girl for him except for one…Ivy. Sometimes he wondered why he was so hung up on her, sure she was hot, but so were a bunch of other girls, and because of his chiseled looks many of them would have loved to date him. But he knew Ivy was different, he really cared about her…ever since that summer.



The two of them had been neighbors, but they had never really visited much at all…until one stormy night when he had heard a banging on his window and found Ivy sitting on her broomstick in the rain. Since his parents had gone away for the summer, he led her stay for nearly a week…and even though nothing had really happened they had spend a lot of time talking, and having fun together, and basically just getting to know each other . Ever since that week though, Rudolphus could not get Ivy out of his head, not even when she had started going out with Black!

Ivy is so much more to me than a pretty face, and I'm going to get her away from that creep Sirius…even if she wont come to me she deserves someone better than that lying scum, Rudolphus thought to himself, Evan's plan will work like a charm!!!

While Rudolphus was so busy with his crush on Ivy, he never noticed that Bellatrix Black had always had her eyes on him…not until it hit him the hard way!

A/N: I promise to come back to Lily and James in the next chapter!!!!