Ryu-chan's Fairy Book

龍ちゃんのフェリブック

Disclaimer: These characters belong to Murakami Maki ©. The fanfiction belongs to me.

Warning: Yaoi, please don't read if you don't like this. Flamers are retards. Nothing to learn from them, so there! Take that, Reiji! Meow ha! XD

Plot Cockroach: I know I should be studying for my exams now but I needed a break na no da! And KumaKuma-chan's so bored! So we came up with a collection of ficlets and pretended to be Ryuu-chan writing it fwees! We hope it's good!

Pairing: Changes as the stories change! 0_o

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Fairy Tale # 2: The Bunny Prince

Pairing: Tatsuha x Ryuichi, Yuki x Shuichi, Tatsuha + Shuichi (slight), K x Hiro (slight)

Once upon a time in an apartment… uh, castle far, far away in Japan, there lived a King called Yuki-san. I know that Japan isn't very far away, but it was when I was in LA. I mean; I tried to float this bottle with a message inside to Tatsuha-kun once na no da, but when I called him that day, he said he never got it! I called a week after that, and he still hadn't gotten it! He never got it till today! So I got a sick of asking all the time, and sent it to him by Fed-Ex na no da, but when Uesugi-san found out he tore the message up! Uesugi-san is SOOOO mean!

Where was I na no ka? Yeah! In Japan, Yuki-san lived with his koi… no… Queen… wait that's not it, Shuu-chan's a boy! Okay, his vice-king, Shuu-chan! Actually Shuu-chan's real name is Shindou Shuichi, but Shuu-chan sounds friendlier na no da! Yuki-san liked Shuu-chan plenty because Shuu-chan's shiny! I think I told you about the autograph thing already right? So you know how shiny Shuu-chan is!

Now, Yuki-san had a brother called Tatsuha-kun, who lived with them because Uesugi-san is so mean. If he didn't then I wouldn't get to meet him and live with him in the story, see? …What the… I just gave the ending away na no da! Stupid stupid Ryuu-chan go eat your stupid head! But anyway! Tatsuha-kun lived with Yuki-san and they were happy despite Yuki-san always being grumpy because his deadline was often catching up. Tatsuha-kun liked to go out on dates, as did Yuki-san before he met Shuu-chan. But instead of being happy because he had a lot of girlfriends, Tatsuha-kun was lonely and bored.

One day, Tatsuha-kun was sitting by the castle pool, planning a poolside party na no da, so he can see lots of girls in bikinis and maybe he could get Shuu-chan drunk so he could molest him. Tatsuha-kun was thinking so earnestly that he scrunched up his face like a prune… you really should see it it's so funny! He looks really funny then na no da I think it's adorable! Heh, heh, heh, heh, so anyway his face s… scrunches… haa hahahahaha… it scrunches up and his sunglasses fall off into the deep end of the pool!

"This doesn't look good," Tatsuha-kun muttered as he looked at the water. He could swim, but he couldn't dive in and get those glasses in the deep end because pool water's bad for his hair. What if he drowned? Yuki-san will be very angry and call him baka during his funeral!

"I can help you na no da!"

Tatsuha-kun looked into the pool and saw a pink bunny. It was Kumagorou-chan, the bunny prince! Well, actually, nobody knew who Kumagorou-chan really was, he was just to them a talking pink rabbit, but every bunny in the world saw him as a prince, prince because he didn't have girlfriend yet! Or maybe he also didn't have a boyfriend because Yuki-san didn't have a girlfriend, but he had Shuu-chan, and he was a boyfriend and that also still made Yuki-san a King na no da… this is so confusing!

But anyway, Kumagorou-chan had a scuba-diving suit (like that of Barbie's) and he could dive in to get Tatsuha-kun's glasses! However, Kumagorou-chan would only do that for a price.

"If you want me to get those sunglasses na no da, you have to do something for me," Kumagorou-chan said. Tatsuha thought for a while.

"…Um, molest Shuichi?"

"What?? NO! Not that! Don't be silly, na no da!" Kumagorou-chan somersaulted out of the water to whack Tatsuha-kun on his head. "I just want you to let me into Yuki-san's apar— uh, castle; eat with you and sleep on your bed with you and have you tickle my tummy!"

"That's it?"

"Hai, that's it!"

"…" Tatsuha-kun hesitated for a while. "You sure you don't want me to molest Shuichi?"

"No na no da!" Kumagorou-chan was angry. "I'm going to get your glasses now, Tatsuha-kun! Stay here!"

Kumagorou-chan disappeared into the water. It was crystal clear so Tatsuha-kun could see him diving for it, plucking it up and swimming towards him. Soon, Kumagorou-chan had the sunglasses in his paws. He handed it to the delighted Tatsuha-kun.

"Thanks, Kumagorou-chan!"

"Okay, now will you do as you promised me na no ka?"

"Okay! I'll molest Shuichi this evening!" Tatsuha-kun skipped off towards the castle so quickly that Kumagorou-chan couldn't keep up with him and soon lost sight of him.

"Wait!! Tatsuha-kun!! TATSUHA-KUUUUUN! TATSU—"

"SHUT UP!" K-san appeared with a magnum suddenly. "You're disturbing my beauty sleep!"

"You weren't sleeping na no da!"

"Who said I wasn't?"

"I heard you! I heard Hiro-kun too, you little mole with the gimpy legs!"

"What the… HEY! My legs are not gimpy!" K-san retorted. "Where did you learn such naughty words, Kumagorou-chan?"

"From TV… they were airing this show I watched on Christmas over cable."

"I should never have brought you to America…"

"Meow ha! In your face, Winchester!"

"Why you little—"

Kumagorou-chan disappeared underwater with a 'plop', leaving a distraught and obviously dissatisfied K-san behind. You see, K-san didn't like the neighboring Pocky King very much because he was the one who said "Meow ha, in your face *insert name of individual, company or Takatori here*!" and taught Kumagorou-chan to say it.

Meanwhile, silly Tatsuha-kun had forgotten his promise to Kumagorou-chan. He tried to molest Shuu-chan by giving him Tylenol but Yuki-san had accidentally swallowed it instead and was soon fast asleep. Yuki-san didn't snore, but he did grunt out a few words like 'baka', 'come here' and he grinned often in his drug-induced sleep. As Tatsuha-kun didn't like the idea of molesting his big brother and getting eradicated as soon as Yuki-san woke up and discovered his baka-ness, he locked himself in his room and plotted a new molesting scheme.

Knock knock!

"Who's there?" Shuu-chan could be heard from the couch in front of the TV.

Bang, bang!

"Bang Bang who?" Shuu-chan was puzzled. It wasn't everyday when you had someone called Bang Bang visit you.

"Shuu-chan! Shuu-chan! Open the door! I need to talk to Tatsuha-kun!"

"Hah! No way no way nah uh over the burnt hair of my chimney-chin-chin I will!"

"You sound so silly saying that Shuu-chan! Open the door now na no da! Or I'll ram it down!" the voice outside threatened. Shuu-chan was beginning to get scared because…

"You're supposed to huff and puff and blow it down!"

"KUMAGOROU SUPER GALACTIC DRAMATIC WEIß KREUZ ENDLESS RAIN CD COLLECTION CANNON!"

Thud!

Scrape…

"Shuu-chan! Open the door, NOW, PLEASE!" the voice was begging this time. Shuu-chan didn't need two brains to guess that whoever it was outside there had collided against the door and ultimately… failed in his try to open the door. Painful too.

"Okay…" Shuu-chan cautiously peeked out as he swung the door open. On the floor, drenched and tired, was a pink bunny. Shuu-chan blinked. Poor bunny na no da! "Hey… are you okay? Why are you looking for Tatsuha-kun?"

"He promised me something na no da…"

"And he didn't keep it? Tatsuha-kun's such a bad man!"

"Hai! Hidoii!"

"Do you want to come in, Kumagorou-chan?" Shuu-chan lifted the bunny into the castle. "You can stay here for dinner if you like. Then Tatsuha-kun will have to do what he promised, see?"

"Mou… is he always that irresponsible na no ka?"

"Not really… Tatsuha-kun's just really lusty over Sakuma-san. He just doesn't want to be bothered with other people after Sakuma-san's strange disappearance… Now that I think about it, it's not lust. He really does like Sakuma-san!"

"Hontou ni?"

Shuu-chan smiled. "Hontou!"

For some weird reason, Kumagorou-chan seemed to calm down. Shuu-chan had their servants, ASK, to help scrub and brush and dry and dress Kumagorou-chan up in the best velvet ribbon. Ma-kun washed him, Ken-kun blew his fur dry and Aizawa-san put his ribbon on. Soon, Kumagorou-chan was reinstated to his noble title Bunny Prince again!

Yuki-san had woken up in time for dinner na no da. It was miraculous how he could almost always do that, even then when Tylenol induced his sleep. Kumagorou-chan seated himself next to Tatsuha-kun, who seemed bored and still plotting to molest Shuu-chan, because Shuu-chan looked a lot like the lost Ryuu-chan.

"Ne, Tatsuha-kun, can you pass me the salt, please?"

"Sure." Tatsuha-kun passed it to him without even looking his way. Kumagorou-chan felt hurt, but he wasn't giving up yet! He sat still until Tatsuha-kun was finished. When the black haired youth was done, Kumagorou-chan followed him to his room. Tatsuha-kun had actually allowed the bunny in without a word, so Kumagorou-chan found his way to Tatsuha-kun's bed.

"I guess I still owe you one, huh?" he half-smirked, looking at the ball of pink fluff lying on one of this pillows.

"Hai, Tatsuha-kun… I heard from Shuu-chan, that you were sad about Ryuu-chan's disappearance. Is that true?" Kumagorou-chan played with his ribbon, rather absently. Tatsuha-kun's already dark eyes darkened slightly more… did I ever mention how pretty Tatsuha-kun's eyes are? I always thought they were like jewels na no da…

"It was almost three years ago when Nittle Grasper disbanded… no big deal. He didn't even know my name."

"Do you like him, Tatsuha-kun?"

"No… it was…" Tatsuha-kun leaned down next to Kumagorou-chan. "It was more of me lusting… loving this god from afar."

Kumagorou-chan looked up into Tatsuha-kun's equally black eyes, and smiled his cute little rabbit smile. Tatsuha-kun reached out to tickle his belly, closing his eyes and reminding himself not to think too much about Ryuu-chan. He didn't know why, but being with Kumagorou-chan seemed very comforting. It was like telling your deepest, darkest secrets to a soft toy, which never judged you for who you were. That was probably why Sakuma Ryuichi loved his Kumagorou-chan so much…

"You know, Tatsuha-kun, dreams can sometimes come true."

The fur he touched was remarkably soft, silky… Tatsuha-kun thought that it also felt a little warm. Shuu-chan had given Kumagorou-chan a great ribbon, he supposed.

"Hmm… yeah, they can, can't they?"

"I have a dream too… and I think you can make it come true."

Tatsuha-kun opened his eyes, expecting to look into a cute, pink round face framed by drooping ears. But instead, it drew him right into twin skies of china blue. And his hand, oh god! His hand! It was rubbing Ryuu-chan's tummy, like a giant Kumagorou-chan!

"Tatsuha-kun, please help me and the other Gravitation fans out there make the Remixes a reality na no da!"

From the other side of town, Sakano-san ran out into the streets, screaming in the pouring rain. Everyone turned to look at him; poor Sakano-san! He had lost something very important to him!

"MY CDs! WHERE ARE MY WEIß KREUZ CDs?? AYA-KUN! DON'T LEAAAAVE ME!!"

"Sakano-san..." Tohma handed a package to the bespectacled man, smiling sheepishly. "Here, I dropped your CDs in a drain this morning... here are the replacements."

And Takatori cried that day.

~*~ おわり ~*~

Note: Heheh! How weird! I thought this was funnier than the second one, but less entertaining than the first. Oh well! I can't be too perfect after all, can I? Oh, and the closing passage doesn't really have anything to do with the story... I just wanted to hurt Takatori's feelings. ^^;