Ok so the first few lines of this are borrowed from the show. Please don't
sue me! I have no money.
Chandler stood in the middle of his living room. He had a golf club in his hands, and a hockey puck on the floor. As he pulled back the club, Rachel entered his and Joey's apartment. The club cam up all the way to his shoulder when Rachel slammed the door shut. The club flew out of his hands. He looked up and then spun around to see who interrupted his swing. It was Rachel and she looked pissed. 'Chandler! Patrick just, uh ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?' Rachel asked walking further into his apartment. 'I did! I absolutely did!' Chandler confessed. 'You idiot!' Rachel yelled at him. 'I'm sure you're right, but why?' chandler asked confused. 'You don't tell the guy your looking for a serious relationship! You don't tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!' Rachel yelled at her confused friend. 'Oh, man. I'm sorry, I'm so-so sorry.' Chandler apologized. 'Y'know you should NEVER be allowed to talk to people.' Rachel hissed at him. 'I know, I know.' 'Oh! See just I'm right back where I started! Awe, this sucks! Being alone sucks!' Rachel throws herself in to his recliner. 'Well, you know, you're going to find somebody. You're a great catch. Y'know when I was telling all those guys about you, I didn't have to lie once.' He joins her in the same chair, and puts his arm around her. 'Really?' Rachel asked slightly comforted by the statement. 'Yeah. You graduated magma Ku Laude right?' 'No.' Rachel answered confused. 'Oh it doesn't matter.' Chandler kisses her head in a comforting friendly way. Then lightly scratched it with his index finder. 'Hey you know what, I've got two tickets to tonight's Rangers game, you wanna come with me?' 'Cute guys in little shorts? Sure' Rachel answered slightly aroused with the thought of tall men in short shorts. 'Well, actually it's a hockey team, so it's angry Canadians with no teeth.' 'Well that sounds fun too.' They hug each other. Then chandler gets an idea. 'Have you ever been with a woman?' Chandler asked starring into space. 'What? Chandler what is the matter with you?' Rachel asked looking at him like he's insane 'There is no perfect time to ask that question!' Chandler said incredulously. There was a knock at the door and Chandler got up. 'Pizza?' he asked.
'Yeah, ok.' Rachel replied. She felt bad. Why couldn't she get a guy? A good guy. Like Chandler. Rachel almost laughed as she thought this. Her and Chandler? That could never happen. Chandler came back from paying the pizza guy. She smiled at him, almost shyly because of what she had just been thinking. He noticed this and looked at her.
'You sure your ok?' he asked. Rachel murmured and got up to have pizza. Another thought came in to her head. Why couldn't it ever happen? He was a great guy! He was sweet and kind and funny. He was the kind of guy you could have a fun relationship with. He always put himself down and had practically no self-confidence but he shouldn't do that. He was a good person. Just a pity he was so messed up.
'Chandler?' She aid suddenly.
'Mumh' Chandler replied through a mouth full of pizza. Rachel paused; she didn't know what she had wanted to say.
'Um. nothing.' Chandler looked at her concerned. This wasn't like his friend. Something was wrong.
'What is it honey?' he asked walking around to the other side of the counter to be nearer to her. She almost shivered as he came nearer. He smelled incredibly good. She felt her heart start to pump faster. This was scaring her. She had no special feelings for Chandler. She was probably upset about Ross, that's all. He had gotten two dates and she couldn't even get one. He put his arms around her and she practically melted. It felt so comforting and safe. 'Are you sure your alright to go out tonight?' Rachel shook her head.
'Um. I don't really feel well. I think I'll take a rain check on that hockey game. See ya later.' She said and quickly detangled herself from his warm, secure hug and rushed out of the door, leaving Chandler looking confused.
Chandler stood in the middle of his living room. He had a golf club in his hands, and a hockey puck on the floor. As he pulled back the club, Rachel entered his and Joey's apartment. The club cam up all the way to his shoulder when Rachel slammed the door shut. The club flew out of his hands. He looked up and then spun around to see who interrupted his swing. It was Rachel and she looked pissed. 'Chandler! Patrick just, uh ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?' Rachel asked walking further into his apartment. 'I did! I absolutely did!' Chandler confessed. 'You idiot!' Rachel yelled at him. 'I'm sure you're right, but why?' chandler asked confused. 'You don't tell the guy your looking for a serious relationship! You don't tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!' Rachel yelled at her confused friend. 'Oh, man. I'm sorry, I'm so-so sorry.' Chandler apologized. 'Y'know you should NEVER be allowed to talk to people.' Rachel hissed at him. 'I know, I know.' 'Oh! See just I'm right back where I started! Awe, this sucks! Being alone sucks!' Rachel throws herself in to his recliner. 'Well, you know, you're going to find somebody. You're a great catch. Y'know when I was telling all those guys about you, I didn't have to lie once.' He joins her in the same chair, and puts his arm around her. 'Really?' Rachel asked slightly comforted by the statement. 'Yeah. You graduated magma Ku Laude right?' 'No.' Rachel answered confused. 'Oh it doesn't matter.' Chandler kisses her head in a comforting friendly way. Then lightly scratched it with his index finder. 'Hey you know what, I've got two tickets to tonight's Rangers game, you wanna come with me?' 'Cute guys in little shorts? Sure' Rachel answered slightly aroused with the thought of tall men in short shorts. 'Well, actually it's a hockey team, so it's angry Canadians with no teeth.' 'Well that sounds fun too.' They hug each other. Then chandler gets an idea. 'Have you ever been with a woman?' Chandler asked starring into space. 'What? Chandler what is the matter with you?' Rachel asked looking at him like he's insane 'There is no perfect time to ask that question!' Chandler said incredulously. There was a knock at the door and Chandler got up. 'Pizza?' he asked.
'Yeah, ok.' Rachel replied. She felt bad. Why couldn't she get a guy? A good guy. Like Chandler. Rachel almost laughed as she thought this. Her and Chandler? That could never happen. Chandler came back from paying the pizza guy. She smiled at him, almost shyly because of what she had just been thinking. He noticed this and looked at her.
'You sure your ok?' he asked. Rachel murmured and got up to have pizza. Another thought came in to her head. Why couldn't it ever happen? He was a great guy! He was sweet and kind and funny. He was the kind of guy you could have a fun relationship with. He always put himself down and had practically no self-confidence but he shouldn't do that. He was a good person. Just a pity he was so messed up.
'Chandler?' She aid suddenly.
'Mumh' Chandler replied through a mouth full of pizza. Rachel paused; she didn't know what she had wanted to say.
'Um. nothing.' Chandler looked at her concerned. This wasn't like his friend. Something was wrong.
'What is it honey?' he asked walking around to the other side of the counter to be nearer to her. She almost shivered as he came nearer. He smelled incredibly good. She felt her heart start to pump faster. This was scaring her. She had no special feelings for Chandler. She was probably upset about Ross, that's all. He had gotten two dates and she couldn't even get one. He put his arms around her and she practically melted. It felt so comforting and safe. 'Are you sure your alright to go out tonight?' Rachel shook her head.
'Um. I don't really feel well. I think I'll take a rain check on that hockey game. See ya later.' She said and quickly detangled herself from his warm, secure hug and rushed out of the door, leaving Chandler looking confused.
