~~~~~~~~~~The Incredibly Iced Out Cheesy Cheese Monkey~~~~~~~~~~

"And now back to MTV2 hip hop countdown and at number one for the fifth week straight, this is 50 Cent featuring Snoop Dogg and G-Unit P.I.M.P. remix" (flip)

"..this is 106th and Park and at number 5, David Banner, Like a Pimp"

(turns off tv). Girrrr!

"Oooh yes master"

came that incredibly annoying stupidy stupid voice of Gir.

"Gir what is this pimp thingy?"

Zim asked his STUPID monkey child sidekick.

"Welll, to tell the truth... I DON'T KNOW!"

"Gir, Zim said sounding annoyed, you really are retarded aren't you."

"Mebee"

Gir said in that fat bastard/Austin Powers Goldmember voice, you know the voice that fat bastard uses when Austin asks him if he's soiled himself (laughs insanely). Well anyway back to the matter at hand...ROAR the giant pimp cheese monkey rampaged through the screen. MUHAHAHA!!! Planet poop has been conquered!!! (back on Earth)

"Gir, from close observation of these music channels I have learned that these pimp type people have much power in popular culture.'

"Sooo!?!" came Gir's voice through a vat of cheese

"Sooo if I can become a pimp daddy like those people on tv and rule over the youth of this weak minded race, I could RUUULE them all!!!" Zim said in this fake gangster voice "But first I have to create on of those pimp/gangster names. Ooh I know I shall be called shizzle nizzle pimp cheese gizzle iced out frizzle kizzle dogg, or SNPCGIFKD to shorten the name which I have given myself to be used by the using people who will use it to address me as ME. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"HAHAHAHA" Gir said in his STUUUUUPID voice

END OF STORY
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A/N-This is probably by far the DUMBEST and most IDIOTIC story I have written yet but at least it's something. Please R+R and please, if you feel the urge (and no not for herbal hair shampoo) flame as much as you want but just make sure you review.