~~~~~~~~~~Zim and the Pimp Hand~~~~~~~~~~

"Now that I have a cooly cool rapper names I need my pimp clothes" Zim said to himself as Gir still swam in that stupid vat of cheese. "Gir, get the hell out of there before I kill you and eat you!"

"Ookay" Gir said sadly as he climbed out of the cheese

"That's better..ya stupid monkey. Well anyway I must find some of this pimp wear so I can attract the beeotches and hoes? (Zim says stretching out the ee's and s's)."

"Gir."

"Yes master"

"What are beeotches and hoes?"

"Wellll, on that big glass screen thingy.."

"The tv Gir?"

"Yeah whatever, on that it said that they were(trails off and falls into deep sleep)"

"Gir, gir! You retarded good for nothing piece of CRAP" Zim says kicking Gir

"Oooh, crap is YUMMY!!!" Gir says licking his nose for god knows what reason

"Ah, you sicken me Gir!!"

"I love you too" Gir says

"Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa" the giant pimp cheese monkey runs across the screen in pursuit of a small teletubby

"Ah, I guess I'll have to buy my pimp clothes by myself. But it's too bad THAT I'LL BE PASSING THE TACO HUT BEFORE I GO SHOPPING!!!" Zim said this purposely to attract Gir and it actually worked

Gir automatically jumped up and said in that tiny voice "must obey the taco mannn!"

"Ha ha ha, works every time" Zim said petting his cheese monkey robot thingy on the head

"I love you Zim" Gir said

Zim turned around and pimp slapped him in the face which made one of his fake eyes pop out

"Do not EVER utter that string of words in front of me" Zim said in a Snoop Dogg voice

"Ooh, I never knew you could hit so hard" Gir said

"Well you better recognize" Zim said and continued to walk

END

Well how did you like chapter 2? Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh?!? R+R thanks and read my other stories or I will hunt you down muhahahahahaha (remembers that I didn't take pills this morning)