~~~~~~~~~~Zim On TRL?~~~~~~~~~~

"Gir, now that we are out we might as well stop by that STUUUPID taco hut"

"Weeee haaaaa!!!" Gir said jumping up and down in pool of cheese which seemed to magically appear from thin air

"Gir?" Zim said in a stupefied voice

"Oooh yesss master?" Gir said still jumping like an idiot

"Gir where did that cheese come from?" Zim said still looking stupefied

"I don't nooooooooo!!!" Gir said doing this stupid dance with his cheese

"Whatever" Zim said and they continued to walk

"Welcome to taco hut home of the taco hut can I take your oorder?"

A/N- for those who don't know I took that home of the taco hut thing from Kenan and Kel's OLD movie Good Burger

"Yes stupid taco person thingy I would like.. GIR, what do you want" Zim yelled to Gir

"Whooo haaa, I want to buy the TACO HUT!!!!" Gir said in his STUPID voice

"Excuse me useless taco hut guy, I would like to buy the taco hut" Zim said pointing to his "you know what" (hint, hint, cough gay)

"Ahhh, the aliens have INVADED!!!" the taco guy said and jumped out the window

"FREAK" some random dude yells

"Welll, um, that went well?!? Zim said to a teary Gir

"Why does society HATE me so? This harsh world in which we live where you must meet the standards of everyone you.."

"Gir" Zim said to Gir who was holding a skull and dressed up in a Romeo and Juliet outfit

"Yes my green comrade" Gir said still" sounding so poetic

"Where the FUCK did that come from?!"

"Eee dooont knooow" Gir said returning to normal

"Same old shit-for-brains I see" Zim said pulling Gir by his ruffley thingy on his shirt.

"Grease is good! Gir said with his tongue hanging out

"Let's just go before I become STUPID like you" Zim said walking away from the taco hut

"Noooo" Gir said clawing at Zim's arm "must obey the taco mannn!!"

"Oh shut up you fudge cake pie fruit cheese creampuff" Zim said to his idiot monkey slave pet thingy

(two hours later)

"Finally at the clothes store" Zim says (looks down the street and sees the taco hut)

"Yo, welcome to tha Roc-A-Fella clothing outlet dog, let's get this shit poppin' son." This tall black dude appeared out of nowhere and started talking

"Ahh yeah umm I was looking for some threads?" Zim said not really knowing what he was talking about

"Oh yeah son trust me, I'll hook you up right" the huge man said

"Ooh yeah, I like hook up thingys!!" Gir said salivating "Um yeah I was looking for more of the uh pimp clothes heh?" Zim said felling stupid like Gir

"Oh yeah that be in tha back" the black dude led Zim and Gir to the back of the store

(doom doom doom and the powerpuff girls save the day dundundundundun roar CHEESE CACA muhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Hours later Zim is still trying on clothes blah, blah, blah boring snore ....

"Finally I have found the perfect dress thingy to complete my PIMP transformation!!!" Zim yelled at the top of his lungs through a coat that was three times his size

"M'kay I don't really approve of this m'kay, you shouldn't have to pretend to be so gangster m'kay now stop it m'kay" Mr. Mackey from South Park appeared and started dictating to Zim in that ANNOYING voice of his

"Dude what a weirdo" came the voice of Cartman

"Hmm fat earthling" Zim said trying to sound cool

"Don't call me fat you green &!$#, you must obey my authorataa!!!" Cartman said with that constipated look

A/N- If you live under a rock and haven't watched South Park Cartman really does say authority like authorataa

Suddenly Zim realizes that the TRL building is right next door and decides to pay Carson a little visit muhahahaha muhahahahaha dun dun dunnnn!!!

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Sorry it has taken me so long to get this chapter up I've been on vacation suckers hahaha. Please R+R and I promise that I'll update sooner thanks (