The Private Rehabilitation Center of Minas Tirith
By Aiwendil Greenleaf, co-written with Lily
Disclaimer: Nope, those Tolkien's sure hold onto their stuff.
Beta: Lily, again. Super-Beta-Girl, to the rescue.
A/N: Look, I got a co-written chapter, yay. And with one of my bestest writer-buddies, Lily. Isn't this great?? And I'm early, isn't that greater??
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"Guys, these are my brothers, Rúmil and Orophin. Guys, the ." Haldir paused "The gang. Nef, Aragorn, Legolas, Figwit, Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel and Gaelwyn." At each name, Haldir pointed quickly.
Rúmil took Nef's hand with a charming smile, "Hello, sweet lady."
"My girlfriend," Haldir added sharply, and placed his arms around Nef's shoulder. Rúmil smiled at them both.
"Haldir you look sober," Orophin noted, and stepped up to his brother, "Are you not stoned??"
"Nef cured him," Legolas explained, before dragging Aragorn with him inside, "We're gonna make sure not to talk to strangers, mommy," he said to Nef, before they both went inside the horde of Lothlórien students.
"Raised him all by myself," Nef smiled, and sent a glare at Rúmil. He was still looking at her, a hungry smile on his lips. Neither Haldir nor Nef liked that, well, Haldir probably disliked it the most.
Orophin patted his brother's back, "We're gonna go in. I hear we're staying here for good."
"Yeah," Rúmil added, "And that's a good thing, I'd say." He winked at Nef who, much to her own misery, blushed and broke away from his gaze. 1-0 to the cheeky blond-brother.
***
"Is Brook here??"
Pippin shook his head. Pearl nodded and slowly walked inside, stopping in the middle of the room,"I have something I need to talk to you about."
"Okay." Pippin remained seated in his chair.
Pearl couldn't find a good place to start, so she took the easiest part first, "Has Merry been acting weird around you, since yesterday??"
Pippin frowned, "Now that you mentioned it, he did look kinda sulky after he spoke with you. What's going on??" Much to Pearl comfort, Pip was sounding worried.
Ouch, this would be harder. Telling Merry was hard, telling Pip would be hell. She didn't even bother thinking about Sam. "I."
Pip got up from the chair, and took her hand, "Whatever it is, you can tell me."
That did it, damn those hormones. Pearl's eyes watered up, and she began sobbing hysterically. Pip slowly guided her to the bed and sat her down, before handing her a napkin. Pearl thanked with a nod, and blew her nose. "What's wrong??" Pip asked again.
Pearl paused and looked at her feet, "I'm pregnant."
It's not the most comforting thing to do, actually it's probably the worst thing to do, when someone tells you they're pregnant, but Peregrin Took did it. He fainted.
***
Figwit flipped through the magazine on his desk. He was bored. He knew he should go be friendly to the new student's, but he didn't feel like it.
The door opened with a bang, and Haldir stood breathing heavily in the door.
"You run??" Figwit asked innocently.
Haldir nodded, "And jump. And bend. And, occasionally frolic."
Figwit blinked. He thought he was the only one who knew how to frolic.
Haldir fell down on his bed, looking up at the ceiling, and his breathing started to slow down. He started to think about Rúmil's behaviour towards Nef when he arrived. The more he thought about it, however, the angrier he became. He had to do something about it, and fast. He knew how Rúmil worked when it came to women. Growling, Haldir leaped from his bed and tore out the door.
Figwit looked up, raising an eyebrow. He pondered for a moment, then stood, following Haldir out the door, curious to see what made him so angry all of a sudden.
***
Faramir sat on his bed, his back against the headboard reading when he heard a soft knock on his door. Looking up, he noticed Nef wasn't in the room, and set his book down.
"Come in", he called.
The door opened and Gaelwyn stepped in the room. Faramir couldn't help but sigh softly at the sight of her, and he felt his heart flutter when she smiled at him. Eru, he wished he could honestly tell her how he felt, and to see if she felt the same way. He wasn't even sure if the night of the party meant anything to her.
"Hey", she said softly, biting her lip. He stood and walked over to her, pulling his hand up to rub the back of his neck.
"Hey", he answered back. Sighing, he took her hand and led her over to the bed where they both sat down.
"I need to talk to you about something", Faramir started, looking at the floor.
Gaelwyn nodded, "I also need to talk to you about something", she said scooting closer to him. He looked over at her and noticed her long slender legs just inches away from him.
"Okay. Here it is", he started, "Did the other night mean anything to you?"
Gaelwyn's eyes widened, and her mouth dropped open. She sprang up, feeling the tears sting her eyes. She backed up, and looked at him, her chin quivering.
"I can't believe you just asked me that!", she yelled, "Is that what you think?"
Faramir fell back on the bed. Yep, he just screwed up. But wait. If she was having this kind of reaction, then that meant.
He shot up, "Gaelwyn, what are you saying"
Gaelwyn ignored him, "No, you tell me honestly. Is that what you think? That I just fucked you for the hell of it?"
Faramir stood up, "No, Gaelwyn I..", he started, taking a step towards her.
She backed up, and into his desk, knocking a box off and onto the floor. Faramir watched in horror as the contents scattered everywhere on the floor.
Gaelwyn stared at the floor before bending down, picking up a few of the objects. Knives, razor blades, needles, pills. Holy Valar, the others were right. She looked up at Faramir, feeling more tears coming. Suddenly, she stood up and started throwing different things at him.
"How could you do this? I didn't believe the others when they told me about this. I didn't want to believe them! Is this the thanks I get for loving you? Is this how you repay me for giving my heart to you? You go off and try to kill yourself??"
Faramir was floored. Did she just say what he thought she just said? Suddenly feeling all the courage he had bottled up inside of him, he grabbed her by the arms and shook her hard.
"WOULD YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME TALK??"
Gaelwyn didn't know if she quit yelling because he was shaking her or the fact that he was actually yelling and sticking up for himself.
"Go ahead", she said meekly.
Faramir didn't take his grip off her arms, and looked down at her.
"I used to hate my life. Yes, I used to try to kill myself. I even tried to the night before you came here. But once I met you, something inside me changed. Something wanted to live. And the other night when we had sex, I was 100% happy for once. You've given me a reason to want to live. Those things were sitting there in that box because I was going to throw them away today.", he said, not once looking away from her.
Gaelwyn sighed, feeling her heart flutter. So he loved her???
Faramir continued, "After the other night, I was afraid that it was a drunken fling, because around here, that's usually all that happens, and I didn't want that to be the end of us".
Suddenly jumping into his arms and throwing her arms around his neck, she smiled, "Faramir, nothing will be the end of us".
Wrapping his arms around her waist and pulling her to him, he tilted his head to the side.
"And what does that mean?"
Gaelwyn giggled, "It means that I love you, silly boy."
Faramir bent down and placed a soft kiss on her lips, "And I love you".
Gaelwyn took him into another kiss, this one more passionate. She ran her leg up his for a moment before he broke the kiss and picked her up in his arms and carried her to the bed. He hovered over her, his arms on either side of her supporting his weight, as he leaned down and planted kisses on her neck. She reached up and started unbuttoning his shirt, throwing it to the floor once it was off. She ran her hands up his bare chest, loving how manly and sexy he looked without a shirt. She placed soft kisses along his collarbone and down the center of his chest in between his pectorals.
Faramir bit his lip and groaned a bit, loving the way she treated him like a man. He also loved the way that she knew which buttons to push to make a long hidden side of him appear. One he knew drove her insane with desire. He felt her lips on his chest and her hands on his back. Once he felt her nails drag down the bare skin of his back, he knew that side was about to awaken.
"You want me?" he asked, his voice low and sultry. He reached down and unbuttoned her shorts, yanking them off of her, and positioned himself in between her legs once they were off.
Gaelwyn reached up and unbuckled Faramir's belt, pulling it off of him. Fumbling with the button of his own pants, she leaned up, kissing him. Getting distracted, she ran her nails up and down his back, as he unbuttoned his pants and pulled them off. Breaking the kiss, she looked up at him seductively and grabbed his package.
"Fuck me"
Faramir didn't waste any time. Gaelwyn's cry of ecstasy was heard loud and clear by the eavesdroppers outside the door.
Nef, Aragorn and Legolas had just walked up when they heard Faramir's "you want me" comment, and decided not to ruin his fun. They were happy for him. Hearing both Gaelwyn's screams and Faramir's moans, Nef was about to suggest leaving when suddenly Legolas started to hyperventilate.
"What??", Nef asked, getting her answer right when she looked up.
Gil-galad was walking down the hallway. He noticed the group in front of the door, and stopped.
"Excuse me, have you seen my daughter, Gaelwyn, anywhere lately?", he asked, his eyes hard.
Nef looked at Legolas, who looked at Aragorn. They were about to respond when Gil-galad got his answer.
"NORO LIM, FARAMIR!!!!"
All 3 students stood horrified as Gil-galad's fury was unleashed.
***
Sam took some deep, calming breaths. Well, they were supposed to be calming, but it didn't really work. So he found no need to wait any longer, and knocked the door. A few seconds passed, before the door opened, revealing Frodo Baggins. His curly, chestnut coloured hair, was slightly damp, probably from a resent shower. Sam smiled, Frodo was most likely the cutest sight on the face of the earth.
"Yes?? You're Samwise right??"
Sam smiled in spite of himself, and nodded, "Hi Mr. Frodo."
The blue-eyed hobbit tilted his head, but smiled, "Frodo will do. You wanna come in??"
"Yes, please," Sam replied formally enough, but inside, he was whooping in joy.
Frodo stopped at his desk, "Tea?"
Sam nodded, maybe a little to enthusiastically, "Yes, please."
"Stop saying 'yes, please," Frodo grinned.
"Okay," Sam replied and sat down. Yahoo!!
***
"Gaelwyn, what in all of Middle-Earth are you DOING?!?!"
Gaelwyn yelped loudly and accidentally threw Faramir off her. The human gasped, and fell heavily onto the floor, landing butt-naked at his Latin- Teacher's feet, face down. "Oh dear Valar."
The she-Elf stared at her father, "Daddy, what are you doing??"
"Looking for you. I didn't expect to see so much of you though," Gil-galad answered, and while Gaelwyn tried to pull the sheets tighter around herself, he raised an eyebrow at Faramir, "you're Denethor's boy."
"Eh, yes." Faramir mumbled, and wondered how to get up, without being so damn naked in front of his girlfriends father. His Latin grades might not be so good this semester.
Gil-galad actually looked more disappointed of his daughter, then he looked mad at Faramir, "Why are you rebelling, sweetheart??"
"I'm not rebelling, I'm having sex," Gaelwyn muttered crossly.
Gil-galad unfortunately (damn elves good hearing) heard her, "What was that, honey??"
"Nothing, Daddy," Gaelwyn quickly replied.
Faramir, who was still laying on the floor, gulped. Ever tried being naked on a harsh rug?? Not pretty, you could get rug-burns. There.
"Gaelwyn, sex is very personal," Gil-galad said, sounding to tender compared to his looks. "This boy is probably just using you."
"Excuse me, Professor Gil-galad. But I'm actually in love with your daughter." Now, you try saying that, on the floor, naked, before the feet of your future possible father in-law, and keeping your dignity. Gaelwyn smiled thinly, and Gil-galad huffy, and walked out the room.
The youngsters sighed in relief, when Gil-galad popped his head in again, "If she gets pregnant, the child better not have your big nose, Denethor's son!!"
A beat, then Gil-galad disappeared, leaving Faramir and Gaelwyn alone again. "Wanna pick up where we left off??" Gaelwyn asked innocently.
"Your father just caught us having sex," Faramir exclaimed, getting up.
Gaelwyn shrugged, "So?"
***
Dinner. If you try to block out the annoying chatter from the hobbit table, and the burps from the dwarfs, it's not that bad. The entire gang, including Idril and Haldir's brothers, had taken over a table in the middle, and were chatting ordinarily.
That didn't last long though. Aragorn suddenly stood up on his chair, cleared his throat and began speaking:
"Excuse me, I have and announcement!!!" he yelled loudly. Nef raised an eyebrow, and wondered a few seconds. But the answer came swiftly, " Faramir, son of Denethor is finally getting some!! And believe it or not, it's actually with a girl- Our very own, Gaelwyn!! Yes, that right, Faramir is shagging our latin-teacher's DAUGHTER!!"
Now, that got people's attention. Mostly in a "Cheer and make cat-calls" kind of way.
Nef was baffled, Haldir stopped chewing his steak, and Legolas sniffed the content of Aragorn's drink. "I think it's vodka, cheap. Maybe from Belgium," he said thoughtfully, tasting it slowly, "Yup, Belgium."
"The shit has erupted," Figwit whispered, and followed Faramir's movement towards Aragorn.
Nef nodded and inched away from Aragorn's end of the table. "Aragorn, son of Arathorn," Faramir growled, but Aragorn only smiled charmingly.
"Yes, my little friend??"
Legolas leaned ahead, "I think our boys are gonna fiiiiight," He sang at Gaelwyn, who was too surprised of Faramir's actions to do anything.
The shit did indeed erupt. Aragorn had apparently said something more to Faramir. And now, Faramir was kicking the living daylight out of Aragorn. Not that the drunken Dunedain had a big chance at defending himself, but still.
Nef sighed and poked her beans. The rest of the hall was cheering loudly, including all of the gang. Especially Idril was very eager. Nef could spot Boromir with his mouth open wide, and Éowyn crying openly in the middle of the room. That'd show the bitch. Nef also spotted Sauron turning up in the door, but when he saw who was fighting, even he just stood there, looking extremely surprised. There was a loud crack, maybe a chair breaking. Then some more fighting noises.
"Stop it, Faramir, he friggin' fainted!!!"
That would be Gaelwyn. Nef turned around, and smiled ruefully at the sight. Aragorn must've hit Faramir a few times, because his lip was cracked, bleeding lightly. Aragorn on the other hand, looked like something from a horror movie. Very beaten up. That might be the reason why Sauron just smiled evily and walked away again.
The rest of the room realised the show was over, and went back to their seats. Legolas loomed over the unconscious Aragorn, "I'll drag him back."
Faramir growled, but Gaelwyn held him back. While Figwit helped Legolas with Aragorn, Haldir found his seat beside Nef, "It's kinda romantic."
Nef nodded, and raised an eyebrow at the pair in question. Gaelwyn was fussing over Faramir's lip, and dragging him out the room. "It's sweet, I paired them up."
"You're Cupid," Haldir confirmed, and grinned at the glare Nef sent him.
"Goodnight brother." Rúmil was standing on the other side of the table, "Goodnight, fair Nefhuinëiel."
Haldir snorted, but then turned quickly at Nef, "You want me to be like that??"
"Haldir, you're being silly." Nef said plainly, and waved as Elladan and Elrohir walked out, "I don't like Rúmil's cheesy lines." She took a sip of her coke, and nodded at Glorfindel as he left with Idril. "I like you. I love you."
Haldir smiled brightly, "So, we can have comfort sex now??"
Nef rolled her eyes, "Males."
***
"Well, who stole your mushroom??" Brook asked, walking into Pippin and Merry's dorm room.
Pippin gulped, "I got Pearl pregnant."
Brook smirked, "Bugger, eh??"
"Not really, I'm just surprised," Pippin mused, leaning back in his chair. It was true, he wasn't sad that he'd got her pregnant, he wanted children. But just not right then.
"Aha." Brook confirmed, and picked up a book. She raised an eyebrow and held it up for Pip to see. The book was entitled 'Hobbit Babies'. Pippin shrugged, and began tapping his pencil loudly.
"What did you do, when she told you??" Brook asked.
Pippin blushed, "I kinda fainted."
Brook frowned, "That's not good."
"Merry talked with her, I think we're okay. I love her, it's okay."
Brook rolled her eyes, "Yeah right."
***
"We missed the bed again," Melianwen sighed. She was currently under a rug on the floor, with Boromir.
He nodded, "Seems like it." After the shock of seeing his little brother kick ass, Boromir had found it very comforting to know, that he at least had a lover too. Imagine your little brother having sex, but not you. Nasty.
"Have you seen my underwear?" Melianwen asked and crawled back under.
Boromir smiled to himself, "Yes, it's sexy."
"Stupid git," Melianwen answered from under the rug. Her head came back up, and she wiggled as she (Boromir assumed) pulled on her panties.
"What is this to you??" Boromir asked gently. "This thing we have??"
"We don't have 'a thing'," Melianwen replied, and got up, collecting her clothes on the floor, "We have this," she pulled on her shirt, "That's all."
Boromir closed his eyes, and fell back to the floor, "Do you even like me??"
"Sometimes," Melianwen said softly, "You're my buddy. I shouldn't even be here."
Boromir frowned, "So, you're just using me as comfort, until your parent can get you home??"
"I don't know, I do like you, it's just." she stopped and closed her pants, "Goodnight, Boromir," she whispered, and walked out the door.
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A/N: Lovely, Sunday, and I have another chappy ready. Applause me!! Feel the shiny blue bottom call you!! It's power is to great, you must review. Ahhhrg!! Alright, I think I need to lay off the coffee.
By Aiwendil Greenleaf, co-written with Lily
Disclaimer: Nope, those Tolkien's sure hold onto their stuff.
Beta: Lily, again. Super-Beta-Girl, to the rescue.
A/N: Look, I got a co-written chapter, yay. And with one of my bestest writer-buddies, Lily. Isn't this great?? And I'm early, isn't that greater??
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"Guys, these are my brothers, Rúmil and Orophin. Guys, the ." Haldir paused "The gang. Nef, Aragorn, Legolas, Figwit, Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel and Gaelwyn." At each name, Haldir pointed quickly.
Rúmil took Nef's hand with a charming smile, "Hello, sweet lady."
"My girlfriend," Haldir added sharply, and placed his arms around Nef's shoulder. Rúmil smiled at them both.
"Haldir you look sober," Orophin noted, and stepped up to his brother, "Are you not stoned??"
"Nef cured him," Legolas explained, before dragging Aragorn with him inside, "We're gonna make sure not to talk to strangers, mommy," he said to Nef, before they both went inside the horde of Lothlórien students.
"Raised him all by myself," Nef smiled, and sent a glare at Rúmil. He was still looking at her, a hungry smile on his lips. Neither Haldir nor Nef liked that, well, Haldir probably disliked it the most.
Orophin patted his brother's back, "We're gonna go in. I hear we're staying here for good."
"Yeah," Rúmil added, "And that's a good thing, I'd say." He winked at Nef who, much to her own misery, blushed and broke away from his gaze. 1-0 to the cheeky blond-brother.
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"Is Brook here??"
Pippin shook his head. Pearl nodded and slowly walked inside, stopping in the middle of the room,"I have something I need to talk to you about."
"Okay." Pippin remained seated in his chair.
Pearl couldn't find a good place to start, so she took the easiest part first, "Has Merry been acting weird around you, since yesterday??"
Pippin frowned, "Now that you mentioned it, he did look kinda sulky after he spoke with you. What's going on??" Much to Pearl comfort, Pip was sounding worried.
Ouch, this would be harder. Telling Merry was hard, telling Pip would be hell. She didn't even bother thinking about Sam. "I."
Pip got up from the chair, and took her hand, "Whatever it is, you can tell me."
That did it, damn those hormones. Pearl's eyes watered up, and she began sobbing hysterically. Pip slowly guided her to the bed and sat her down, before handing her a napkin. Pearl thanked with a nod, and blew her nose. "What's wrong??" Pip asked again.
Pearl paused and looked at her feet, "I'm pregnant."
It's not the most comforting thing to do, actually it's probably the worst thing to do, when someone tells you they're pregnant, but Peregrin Took did it. He fainted.
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Figwit flipped through the magazine on his desk. He was bored. He knew he should go be friendly to the new student's, but he didn't feel like it.
The door opened with a bang, and Haldir stood breathing heavily in the door.
"You run??" Figwit asked innocently.
Haldir nodded, "And jump. And bend. And, occasionally frolic."
Figwit blinked. He thought he was the only one who knew how to frolic.
Haldir fell down on his bed, looking up at the ceiling, and his breathing started to slow down. He started to think about Rúmil's behaviour towards Nef when he arrived. The more he thought about it, however, the angrier he became. He had to do something about it, and fast. He knew how Rúmil worked when it came to women. Growling, Haldir leaped from his bed and tore out the door.
Figwit looked up, raising an eyebrow. He pondered for a moment, then stood, following Haldir out the door, curious to see what made him so angry all of a sudden.
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Faramir sat on his bed, his back against the headboard reading when he heard a soft knock on his door. Looking up, he noticed Nef wasn't in the room, and set his book down.
"Come in", he called.
The door opened and Gaelwyn stepped in the room. Faramir couldn't help but sigh softly at the sight of her, and he felt his heart flutter when she smiled at him. Eru, he wished he could honestly tell her how he felt, and to see if she felt the same way. He wasn't even sure if the night of the party meant anything to her.
"Hey", she said softly, biting her lip. He stood and walked over to her, pulling his hand up to rub the back of his neck.
"Hey", he answered back. Sighing, he took her hand and led her over to the bed where they both sat down.
"I need to talk to you about something", Faramir started, looking at the floor.
Gaelwyn nodded, "I also need to talk to you about something", she said scooting closer to him. He looked over at her and noticed her long slender legs just inches away from him.
"Okay. Here it is", he started, "Did the other night mean anything to you?"
Gaelwyn's eyes widened, and her mouth dropped open. She sprang up, feeling the tears sting her eyes. She backed up, and looked at him, her chin quivering.
"I can't believe you just asked me that!", she yelled, "Is that what you think?"
Faramir fell back on the bed. Yep, he just screwed up. But wait. If she was having this kind of reaction, then that meant.
He shot up, "Gaelwyn, what are you saying"
Gaelwyn ignored him, "No, you tell me honestly. Is that what you think? That I just fucked you for the hell of it?"
Faramir stood up, "No, Gaelwyn I..", he started, taking a step towards her.
She backed up, and into his desk, knocking a box off and onto the floor. Faramir watched in horror as the contents scattered everywhere on the floor.
Gaelwyn stared at the floor before bending down, picking up a few of the objects. Knives, razor blades, needles, pills. Holy Valar, the others were right. She looked up at Faramir, feeling more tears coming. Suddenly, she stood up and started throwing different things at him.
"How could you do this? I didn't believe the others when they told me about this. I didn't want to believe them! Is this the thanks I get for loving you? Is this how you repay me for giving my heart to you? You go off and try to kill yourself??"
Faramir was floored. Did she just say what he thought she just said? Suddenly feeling all the courage he had bottled up inside of him, he grabbed her by the arms and shook her hard.
"WOULD YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME TALK??"
Gaelwyn didn't know if she quit yelling because he was shaking her or the fact that he was actually yelling and sticking up for himself.
"Go ahead", she said meekly.
Faramir didn't take his grip off her arms, and looked down at her.
"I used to hate my life. Yes, I used to try to kill myself. I even tried to the night before you came here. But once I met you, something inside me changed. Something wanted to live. And the other night when we had sex, I was 100% happy for once. You've given me a reason to want to live. Those things were sitting there in that box because I was going to throw them away today.", he said, not once looking away from her.
Gaelwyn sighed, feeling her heart flutter. So he loved her???
Faramir continued, "After the other night, I was afraid that it was a drunken fling, because around here, that's usually all that happens, and I didn't want that to be the end of us".
Suddenly jumping into his arms and throwing her arms around his neck, she smiled, "Faramir, nothing will be the end of us".
Wrapping his arms around her waist and pulling her to him, he tilted his head to the side.
"And what does that mean?"
Gaelwyn giggled, "It means that I love you, silly boy."
Faramir bent down and placed a soft kiss on her lips, "And I love you".
Gaelwyn took him into another kiss, this one more passionate. She ran her leg up his for a moment before he broke the kiss and picked her up in his arms and carried her to the bed. He hovered over her, his arms on either side of her supporting his weight, as he leaned down and planted kisses on her neck. She reached up and started unbuttoning his shirt, throwing it to the floor once it was off. She ran her hands up his bare chest, loving how manly and sexy he looked without a shirt. She placed soft kisses along his collarbone and down the center of his chest in between his pectorals.
Faramir bit his lip and groaned a bit, loving the way she treated him like a man. He also loved the way that she knew which buttons to push to make a long hidden side of him appear. One he knew drove her insane with desire. He felt her lips on his chest and her hands on his back. Once he felt her nails drag down the bare skin of his back, he knew that side was about to awaken.
"You want me?" he asked, his voice low and sultry. He reached down and unbuttoned her shorts, yanking them off of her, and positioned himself in between her legs once they were off.
Gaelwyn reached up and unbuckled Faramir's belt, pulling it off of him. Fumbling with the button of his own pants, she leaned up, kissing him. Getting distracted, she ran her nails up and down his back, as he unbuttoned his pants and pulled them off. Breaking the kiss, she looked up at him seductively and grabbed his package.
"Fuck me"
Faramir didn't waste any time. Gaelwyn's cry of ecstasy was heard loud and clear by the eavesdroppers outside the door.
Nef, Aragorn and Legolas had just walked up when they heard Faramir's "you want me" comment, and decided not to ruin his fun. They were happy for him. Hearing both Gaelwyn's screams and Faramir's moans, Nef was about to suggest leaving when suddenly Legolas started to hyperventilate.
"What??", Nef asked, getting her answer right when she looked up.
Gil-galad was walking down the hallway. He noticed the group in front of the door, and stopped.
"Excuse me, have you seen my daughter, Gaelwyn, anywhere lately?", he asked, his eyes hard.
Nef looked at Legolas, who looked at Aragorn. They were about to respond when Gil-galad got his answer.
"NORO LIM, FARAMIR!!!!"
All 3 students stood horrified as Gil-galad's fury was unleashed.
***
Sam took some deep, calming breaths. Well, they were supposed to be calming, but it didn't really work. So he found no need to wait any longer, and knocked the door. A few seconds passed, before the door opened, revealing Frodo Baggins. His curly, chestnut coloured hair, was slightly damp, probably from a resent shower. Sam smiled, Frodo was most likely the cutest sight on the face of the earth.
"Yes?? You're Samwise right??"
Sam smiled in spite of himself, and nodded, "Hi Mr. Frodo."
The blue-eyed hobbit tilted his head, but smiled, "Frodo will do. You wanna come in??"
"Yes, please," Sam replied formally enough, but inside, he was whooping in joy.
Frodo stopped at his desk, "Tea?"
Sam nodded, maybe a little to enthusiastically, "Yes, please."
"Stop saying 'yes, please," Frodo grinned.
"Okay," Sam replied and sat down. Yahoo!!
***
"Gaelwyn, what in all of Middle-Earth are you DOING?!?!"
Gaelwyn yelped loudly and accidentally threw Faramir off her. The human gasped, and fell heavily onto the floor, landing butt-naked at his Latin- Teacher's feet, face down. "Oh dear Valar."
The she-Elf stared at her father, "Daddy, what are you doing??"
"Looking for you. I didn't expect to see so much of you though," Gil-galad answered, and while Gaelwyn tried to pull the sheets tighter around herself, he raised an eyebrow at Faramir, "you're Denethor's boy."
"Eh, yes." Faramir mumbled, and wondered how to get up, without being so damn naked in front of his girlfriends father. His Latin grades might not be so good this semester.
Gil-galad actually looked more disappointed of his daughter, then he looked mad at Faramir, "Why are you rebelling, sweetheart??"
"I'm not rebelling, I'm having sex," Gaelwyn muttered crossly.
Gil-galad unfortunately (damn elves good hearing) heard her, "What was that, honey??"
"Nothing, Daddy," Gaelwyn quickly replied.
Faramir, who was still laying on the floor, gulped. Ever tried being naked on a harsh rug?? Not pretty, you could get rug-burns. There.
"Gaelwyn, sex is very personal," Gil-galad said, sounding to tender compared to his looks. "This boy is probably just using you."
"Excuse me, Professor Gil-galad. But I'm actually in love with your daughter." Now, you try saying that, on the floor, naked, before the feet of your future possible father in-law, and keeping your dignity. Gaelwyn smiled thinly, and Gil-galad huffy, and walked out the room.
The youngsters sighed in relief, when Gil-galad popped his head in again, "If she gets pregnant, the child better not have your big nose, Denethor's son!!"
A beat, then Gil-galad disappeared, leaving Faramir and Gaelwyn alone again. "Wanna pick up where we left off??" Gaelwyn asked innocently.
"Your father just caught us having sex," Faramir exclaimed, getting up.
Gaelwyn shrugged, "So?"
***
Dinner. If you try to block out the annoying chatter from the hobbit table, and the burps from the dwarfs, it's not that bad. The entire gang, including Idril and Haldir's brothers, had taken over a table in the middle, and were chatting ordinarily.
That didn't last long though. Aragorn suddenly stood up on his chair, cleared his throat and began speaking:
"Excuse me, I have and announcement!!!" he yelled loudly. Nef raised an eyebrow, and wondered a few seconds. But the answer came swiftly, " Faramir, son of Denethor is finally getting some!! And believe it or not, it's actually with a girl- Our very own, Gaelwyn!! Yes, that right, Faramir is shagging our latin-teacher's DAUGHTER!!"
Now, that got people's attention. Mostly in a "Cheer and make cat-calls" kind of way.
Nef was baffled, Haldir stopped chewing his steak, and Legolas sniffed the content of Aragorn's drink. "I think it's vodka, cheap. Maybe from Belgium," he said thoughtfully, tasting it slowly, "Yup, Belgium."
"The shit has erupted," Figwit whispered, and followed Faramir's movement towards Aragorn.
Nef nodded and inched away from Aragorn's end of the table. "Aragorn, son of Arathorn," Faramir growled, but Aragorn only smiled charmingly.
"Yes, my little friend??"
Legolas leaned ahead, "I think our boys are gonna fiiiiight," He sang at Gaelwyn, who was too surprised of Faramir's actions to do anything.
The shit did indeed erupt. Aragorn had apparently said something more to Faramir. And now, Faramir was kicking the living daylight out of Aragorn. Not that the drunken Dunedain had a big chance at defending himself, but still.
Nef sighed and poked her beans. The rest of the hall was cheering loudly, including all of the gang. Especially Idril was very eager. Nef could spot Boromir with his mouth open wide, and Éowyn crying openly in the middle of the room. That'd show the bitch. Nef also spotted Sauron turning up in the door, but when he saw who was fighting, even he just stood there, looking extremely surprised. There was a loud crack, maybe a chair breaking. Then some more fighting noises.
"Stop it, Faramir, he friggin' fainted!!!"
That would be Gaelwyn. Nef turned around, and smiled ruefully at the sight. Aragorn must've hit Faramir a few times, because his lip was cracked, bleeding lightly. Aragorn on the other hand, looked like something from a horror movie. Very beaten up. That might be the reason why Sauron just smiled evily and walked away again.
The rest of the room realised the show was over, and went back to their seats. Legolas loomed over the unconscious Aragorn, "I'll drag him back."
Faramir growled, but Gaelwyn held him back. While Figwit helped Legolas with Aragorn, Haldir found his seat beside Nef, "It's kinda romantic."
Nef nodded, and raised an eyebrow at the pair in question. Gaelwyn was fussing over Faramir's lip, and dragging him out the room. "It's sweet, I paired them up."
"You're Cupid," Haldir confirmed, and grinned at the glare Nef sent him.
"Goodnight brother." Rúmil was standing on the other side of the table, "Goodnight, fair Nefhuinëiel."
Haldir snorted, but then turned quickly at Nef, "You want me to be like that??"
"Haldir, you're being silly." Nef said plainly, and waved as Elladan and Elrohir walked out, "I don't like Rúmil's cheesy lines." She took a sip of her coke, and nodded at Glorfindel as he left with Idril. "I like you. I love you."
Haldir smiled brightly, "So, we can have comfort sex now??"
Nef rolled her eyes, "Males."
***
"Well, who stole your mushroom??" Brook asked, walking into Pippin and Merry's dorm room.
Pippin gulped, "I got Pearl pregnant."
Brook smirked, "Bugger, eh??"
"Not really, I'm just surprised," Pippin mused, leaning back in his chair. It was true, he wasn't sad that he'd got her pregnant, he wanted children. But just not right then.
"Aha." Brook confirmed, and picked up a book. She raised an eyebrow and held it up for Pip to see. The book was entitled 'Hobbit Babies'. Pippin shrugged, and began tapping his pencil loudly.
"What did you do, when she told you??" Brook asked.
Pippin blushed, "I kinda fainted."
Brook frowned, "That's not good."
"Merry talked with her, I think we're okay. I love her, it's okay."
Brook rolled her eyes, "Yeah right."
***
"We missed the bed again," Melianwen sighed. She was currently under a rug on the floor, with Boromir.
He nodded, "Seems like it." After the shock of seeing his little brother kick ass, Boromir had found it very comforting to know, that he at least had a lover too. Imagine your little brother having sex, but not you. Nasty.
"Have you seen my underwear?" Melianwen asked and crawled back under.
Boromir smiled to himself, "Yes, it's sexy."
"Stupid git," Melianwen answered from under the rug. Her head came back up, and she wiggled as she (Boromir assumed) pulled on her panties.
"What is this to you??" Boromir asked gently. "This thing we have??"
"We don't have 'a thing'," Melianwen replied, and got up, collecting her clothes on the floor, "We have this," she pulled on her shirt, "That's all."
Boromir closed his eyes, and fell back to the floor, "Do you even like me??"
"Sometimes," Melianwen said softly, "You're my buddy. I shouldn't even be here."
Boromir frowned, "So, you're just using me as comfort, until your parent can get you home??"
"I don't know, I do like you, it's just." she stopped and closed her pants, "Goodnight, Boromir," she whispered, and walked out the door.
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A/N: Lovely, Sunday, and I have another chappy ready. Applause me!! Feel the shiny blue bottom call you!! It's power is to great, you must review. Ahhhrg!! Alright, I think I need to lay off the coffee.
