The Private Rehabilitation Center of Minas Tirith
By Aiwendil Greenleaf
Disclaimer: The Tolkien stuff belongs to Tolkien, and the OC's belongs to those who made them.
A/N: A short special chapter. No dialogue, it's all from my (as seeing the bigger picture here!!) Point of View. Didn't you know, I have no control whatsoever over these little devils??
Reviewers. Number 200, I'll kiss your feet. I Lub You All!!! I love getting reviews, but people, Figwit is not going to Fiora. Figwit is going to the elf version of Bret McKenzie (Figwit's actor, if you don't know his name)'s girlfriend. In case you don't know, I'm friends with someone (very sweet), who knows him. *Looks waaaay to proud*
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Friday again. The day the hormones really go crazy. Nef was going to detention. Understandable. When Gil-galad had asked, why she was late for class and hadn't done any reading, she replied 'Erare humanum est.' It's human to fail. It wasn't exactly that, it was more that she then winked at Gaelwyn and Faramir. Gaelwyn had started giggling so hard, Gil-galad had to make his determined-face.
Legolas and Aragorn was less cheerful. Melianwen had managed being a bigger bitch then usual. They'd figured out it had something to do with Boromir, which was right. Love hurts baby. So, Melianwen had been as hostile as an orc with a hobbit leg. (They don't need their legs, can't we eat those?) She had snapped, nagged, pretended to gag and other stuff that sounds evil and rhymes. It spoiled the sexy mood Legolas had been in, since Faramir kicked Aragorn's ass. A perfect let-me-nurse-you-oh-sexy-ranger-mood. Only the nursing had quickly moved from lip to dick. . . Stupid rhymes.
Anyway, Melianwen did have a very good reason to be a bitch. Frustration and your period at once, is a hard one to swallow. Frustration over the Boromir business. He loved her, he said so himself. That was not right, no one should ever love Melianwen daughter of Thalion. So, she had set that straight, no love. Boromir had been angry, but Melianwen had prissily stormed out. In her dorm was a letter from her mother. There was now no chance left in hell, for her parents to get her out. Melianwen was stuck in hell.
Boromir was sulking. Melianwen seemed to give a shit about his feelings, and that was basically pissing him off. Not that Mablung was being a helpful friend, he and Isildur just suggested that Boromir sneaked to town with them Saturday. Then they had laughed really loud, and done some very distasteful movements. Boromir suspected they had a little before-Latin- drink. Nunc est bibendum. Now it's time to drink.
Gaelwyn was having the time of her life. It might be the pills Haldir had given her before the first class, at least Figwit had found the whole thing very amusing. So, first of all, she couldn't stop giggling, and she found herself being very loving and caring. 'Specially when it came to Faramir.
In Mellon-house, things were tense. Pearl had sent Pippin to untangle Sam and Frodo, but when the young Took suggested using a crowbar, Sam had asked for him to get Merry. Merry had then spend an hour trying untangle them, when Frodo realised he actually could move. So, Merry had come back to his dorm, only to find Pippin sulking. Sulking was apparently very 'in' that day. Pearl had refused to talk with him, and he was touchy about it. So when Brook, after Merry had listened to Pippin's complaining for two hours, popped in and asked if she could talk with Merry, he answered 'yes' a little to fast.
Brook was troubled. Someone had stolen her bed-sheets, and she suspected it was Diamond. That wasn't the problem, she'd just beat up Diamond, the problem was the Brook couldn't find Diamond. But Merry soon realised, Brook only bothered searching for about five minutes before giving up. So, with a critical look, he send her to see Pearl.
Pearl was currently doing her homework (for a change). Brook noted that she'd broken five pencils. And to Brook's delight, Pearl actually knew that Diamond was in the cafeteria. That led to Pearl getting a bit cheered up, as Brook kicked the living daylight out of Diamond.
Mîm was (in spite of the rest of the school's condition) having a wonderful day. Gimli, Balin and her, had skipped the last lesson, and gotten drunk. Of course, they'd soon be busted and sent to detention, but you don't worry about that when you're drunk. If you do, you're not drunk enough.
Idril and Lainauriel was cleaning toilets. Some of you might be wondering why . . . Well, the had listed to Disturbed at midnight. Very loudly. To be hornets, they woke the entire building. Not that they wouldn't do it again, but they were sulking about the injustice in society.
Rúmil had spent the entire day glancing at Nef. Orophin had noticed, but he chose to ignore his brother's behaviour. He knew what he was up to, and so did Haldir by the way. Rúmil was planning to hit on Nef, all they didn't know was when. How was optional: a) Get her drunk, b) Make her and Haldir fight or c) Just be irresistible and jump her. Haldir was nervous about his brother trying b first. Well, c was bad too. Actually would a be the easiest to cope with. Nef would end up sober compared to Rúmil. He wasn't good at drinking.
A/N: Short, and special. There's a reason. Tomorrow is my final Math exam, my life depends on it. I have to get some sleep. After this week, you'll have a giant chapter, okay?? Feel the review bottom calling your name. Lucky 200 gets a kiss from me. . . Mwap. That would be a kissing sound. It isn't very good is it??
By Aiwendil Greenleaf
Disclaimer: The Tolkien stuff belongs to Tolkien, and the OC's belongs to those who made them.
A/N: A short special chapter. No dialogue, it's all from my (as seeing the bigger picture here!!) Point of View. Didn't you know, I have no control whatsoever over these little devils??
Reviewers. Number 200, I'll kiss your feet. I Lub You All!!! I love getting reviews, but people, Figwit is not going to Fiora. Figwit is going to the elf version of Bret McKenzie (Figwit's actor, if you don't know his name)'s girlfriend. In case you don't know, I'm friends with someone (very sweet), who knows him. *Looks waaaay to proud*
***
Friday again. The day the hormones really go crazy. Nef was going to detention. Understandable. When Gil-galad had asked, why she was late for class and hadn't done any reading, she replied 'Erare humanum est.' It's human to fail. It wasn't exactly that, it was more that she then winked at Gaelwyn and Faramir. Gaelwyn had started giggling so hard, Gil-galad had to make his determined-face.
Legolas and Aragorn was less cheerful. Melianwen had managed being a bigger bitch then usual. They'd figured out it had something to do with Boromir, which was right. Love hurts baby. So, Melianwen had been as hostile as an orc with a hobbit leg. (They don't need their legs, can't we eat those?) She had snapped, nagged, pretended to gag and other stuff that sounds evil and rhymes. It spoiled the sexy mood Legolas had been in, since Faramir kicked Aragorn's ass. A perfect let-me-nurse-you-oh-sexy-ranger-mood. Only the nursing had quickly moved from lip to dick. . . Stupid rhymes.
Anyway, Melianwen did have a very good reason to be a bitch. Frustration and your period at once, is a hard one to swallow. Frustration over the Boromir business. He loved her, he said so himself. That was not right, no one should ever love Melianwen daughter of Thalion. So, she had set that straight, no love. Boromir had been angry, but Melianwen had prissily stormed out. In her dorm was a letter from her mother. There was now no chance left in hell, for her parents to get her out. Melianwen was stuck in hell.
Boromir was sulking. Melianwen seemed to give a shit about his feelings, and that was basically pissing him off. Not that Mablung was being a helpful friend, he and Isildur just suggested that Boromir sneaked to town with them Saturday. Then they had laughed really loud, and done some very distasteful movements. Boromir suspected they had a little before-Latin- drink. Nunc est bibendum. Now it's time to drink.
Gaelwyn was having the time of her life. It might be the pills Haldir had given her before the first class, at least Figwit had found the whole thing very amusing. So, first of all, she couldn't stop giggling, and she found herself being very loving and caring. 'Specially when it came to Faramir.
In Mellon-house, things were tense. Pearl had sent Pippin to untangle Sam and Frodo, but when the young Took suggested using a crowbar, Sam had asked for him to get Merry. Merry had then spend an hour trying untangle them, when Frodo realised he actually could move. So, Merry had come back to his dorm, only to find Pippin sulking. Sulking was apparently very 'in' that day. Pearl had refused to talk with him, and he was touchy about it. So when Brook, after Merry had listened to Pippin's complaining for two hours, popped in and asked if she could talk with Merry, he answered 'yes' a little to fast.
Brook was troubled. Someone had stolen her bed-sheets, and she suspected it was Diamond. That wasn't the problem, she'd just beat up Diamond, the problem was the Brook couldn't find Diamond. But Merry soon realised, Brook only bothered searching for about five minutes before giving up. So, with a critical look, he send her to see Pearl.
Pearl was currently doing her homework (for a change). Brook noted that she'd broken five pencils. And to Brook's delight, Pearl actually knew that Diamond was in the cafeteria. That led to Pearl getting a bit cheered up, as Brook kicked the living daylight out of Diamond.
Mîm was (in spite of the rest of the school's condition) having a wonderful day. Gimli, Balin and her, had skipped the last lesson, and gotten drunk. Of course, they'd soon be busted and sent to detention, but you don't worry about that when you're drunk. If you do, you're not drunk enough.
Idril and Lainauriel was cleaning toilets. Some of you might be wondering why . . . Well, the had listed to Disturbed at midnight. Very loudly. To be hornets, they woke the entire building. Not that they wouldn't do it again, but they were sulking about the injustice in society.
Rúmil had spent the entire day glancing at Nef. Orophin had noticed, but he chose to ignore his brother's behaviour. He knew what he was up to, and so did Haldir by the way. Rúmil was planning to hit on Nef, all they didn't know was when. How was optional: a) Get her drunk, b) Make her and Haldir fight or c) Just be irresistible and jump her. Haldir was nervous about his brother trying b first. Well, c was bad too. Actually would a be the easiest to cope with. Nef would end up sober compared to Rúmil. He wasn't good at drinking.
A/N: Short, and special. There's a reason. Tomorrow is my final Math exam, my life depends on it. I have to get some sleep. After this week, you'll have a giant chapter, okay?? Feel the review bottom calling your name. Lucky 200 gets a kiss from me. . . Mwap. That would be a kissing sound. It isn't very good is it??
