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The Very Secret Diary of Elizabarf.I mean Elizabeth.heh..
Day 1- Got stolen by pirates who didn't follow the rules but the rules are what kept me alive in the first place but now they've betrayed me and it really sucks because they are all pervy. Having problems breathing after corset, don't mind run-ons. Maybe Will will save me.heh. Will will. That amuses me.
Day 2- Pervy pirates keep wanting me to strip. Also found out they were really the living dead kinda sorta. The up part of the day? Having the pirates use a sheet as a trampoline for me! WHEEE!
Day 3- Bored.nothing to do. Plus the pirates keep trying to get me to strip and eat apples. What the bloody hell is up with the apples? I mean, really.
Day 4- The pervy pirates tried to use my blood, since they thought I was a Turner. But Will saved me, thank god he's useful for something. He's getting on my nerves though because he keeps doing this weird heroic stance.like.it's weird. Plus, he always whispers my name really sexy-like when I'm leaving the room. It's creeping me out, man.
Day 5- The pirates came back with Jack. The one that was really creepy and had me put his stuff abck on him. I swear every man in this entire ocean is horny or something. And told Will the pirates needed his blood when he tried to kiss me. Got outta that one easy.
Day 6- Because of stupid I'm-so-sexy-look-at-me-get-all-wet boy, I got stuck on a deserted island with Jack. And he's trying to get me drunk. Pirate + drunk + girl + deserted island= pervy pirate. Why are all the older men hitting on me? I mean, really.
Day 7- We beat the pirates! The only down side was that in order to save Will, I had to tell the old man that I would marry him. He's really old. Does nobody realize how OLD he is? I knew him when I was, like, LITTLE. And even then he was OLD. And now hes OLDER. And it's really really gross.And Will won't stop with his little heroic moves.
Day 8- Will saved Jack when he was about to be hung. And he told me he loved me. Which was really.strange. But o well. But after all that, I decided to help save Jack and the old man decided that meant the engagement was off. Which was good. But then everyone thought that meant I was going to marry Will. Including Will. But at least he's not really old.But after we kissed (a so-so kiss if I may say so myself) he told me to stop chasing after him! The bloody bastard! I told him how idiotic his sexy-heroic things were and how I hoped he and Jack would be slashed. That brought him down a peg. He burst out crying and ran away. Well I wouldn't blame him. I wouldn't want to be slashed with Jack either.
Review!!! Ok a note to ya'll: I LOVE JACK AND WILL! So no flames! I mean not to insult Will or Jack's sexiness, and yes. So no flames!!!!!!!!
The Very Secret Diary of Elizabarf.I mean Elizabeth.heh..
Day 1- Got stolen by pirates who didn't follow the rules but the rules are what kept me alive in the first place but now they've betrayed me and it really sucks because they are all pervy. Having problems breathing after corset, don't mind run-ons. Maybe Will will save me.heh. Will will. That amuses me.
Day 2- Pervy pirates keep wanting me to strip. Also found out they were really the living dead kinda sorta. The up part of the day? Having the pirates use a sheet as a trampoline for me! WHEEE!
Day 3- Bored.nothing to do. Plus the pirates keep trying to get me to strip and eat apples. What the bloody hell is up with the apples? I mean, really.
Day 4- The pervy pirates tried to use my blood, since they thought I was a Turner. But Will saved me, thank god he's useful for something. He's getting on my nerves though because he keeps doing this weird heroic stance.like.it's weird. Plus, he always whispers my name really sexy-like when I'm leaving the room. It's creeping me out, man.
Day 5- The pirates came back with Jack. The one that was really creepy and had me put his stuff abck on him. I swear every man in this entire ocean is horny or something. And told Will the pirates needed his blood when he tried to kiss me. Got outta that one easy.
Day 6- Because of stupid I'm-so-sexy-look-at-me-get-all-wet boy, I got stuck on a deserted island with Jack. And he's trying to get me drunk. Pirate + drunk + girl + deserted island= pervy pirate. Why are all the older men hitting on me? I mean, really.
Day 7- We beat the pirates! The only down side was that in order to save Will, I had to tell the old man that I would marry him. He's really old. Does nobody realize how OLD he is? I knew him when I was, like, LITTLE. And even then he was OLD. And now hes OLDER. And it's really really gross.And Will won't stop with his little heroic moves.
Day 8- Will saved Jack when he was about to be hung. And he told me he loved me. Which was really.strange. But o well. But after all that, I decided to help save Jack and the old man decided that meant the engagement was off. Which was good. But then everyone thought that meant I was going to marry Will. Including Will. But at least he's not really old.But after we kissed (a so-so kiss if I may say so myself) he told me to stop chasing after him! The bloody bastard! I told him how idiotic his sexy-heroic things were and how I hoped he and Jack would be slashed. That brought him down a peg. He burst out crying and ran away. Well I wouldn't blame him. I wouldn't want to be slashed with Jack either.
Review!!! Ok a note to ya'll: I LOVE JACK AND WILL! So no flames! I mean not to insult Will or Jack's sexiness, and yes. So no flames!!!!!!!!
