The Commodore's Ex-Secret Diary
Day 1- I was made a Commodore today.YAY! I didn't let anyone know, but as soon as the service was over, I excused myself to the little boy's room and did a little dance. Well, I thought nobody knew, but Elizabeth's father was there.damn.O well. After that I proposed to Elizabeth, but she took a headfirst dive to the ocean. Just trying to get out of it. But Jack Sparrow saved her.and then he took her hostage.and now shes free.and now Jack is in jail.and I got to counter his witty remarks with wittier remarks. And that makes this all a good day's work.
Day 2- Lizzie is gone. Darn. And that Will boy is chasing after her. Damn. This sucks really really badly.
Day 3- Bored at home. Camera is off of me now since Jack and Will and Liz are gone. It kind of sucks. I can't say any witty remarks. Therefore, nobody wants to pretend to be my friend anymore. Which is really quite sad. Time to down some more anti-depressants.
Day 4- Bored. Blahdiddyblahdiddyblahlblah. I asked some of the men below me in command if they wanted to hear me sing, and since they didn't, I serenaded them with Somewhere I Belong. Then they threw rocks at me. That was sad.
Day 5- Bored and off to kill Will and Pirate. That will be fun.
Day 6- Bored STILL. What is up with this boredom? I mean, I think it's some kind of syndrome. I hope Will won't be doing any of those sexy hero poses when we kill him. Those make me shudder.
Day 7- GOT LIZZIE!!!! She made a ridiculously large fire and it attracted our boats. Plus she's marrying me now. Except she was left on the island with the pirate overnight. And she's really attracted to Will. Which probably means she's a slut. Damn.
Later that day. We beat pirates.er the evil ones.yea..those. They looked all mean but then they died. And now they're all dead. We killed them. And they're gone.forever.Yes. They are now dead.and.I feel.bored.Damn
Day 8- To make a long story short, nobody wanted me to kill Will (damn) and when we WERE going to kill the pirate Will stopped it. And for some reason Liz chose him over me. The dirty slut. They deserve each other. Will with his shuddering sexy poses (which, for some reason, make all the ladies swoon.maybe it doesn't make me shudder because I'm not that way. You know.THAT WAY.) and Elizabeth with her sluttiness.Now I'm sad and lonely and once again BORED OUT OF MY BLOODY MIND. Being a Commodore isn't all it's cracked up to be.
I hope you guys like this! Everyone has loved these poem diary things so far, except kiwikendra.. If you are going to insult me on something, DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE IN YOUR FLAME (an example from kiwikendra: the grammar is atrocious get yourself a beta reader.NNOW) aAlso, if I ask you nicely not to falme; DON'T FLAME. By the way, do you know what I do with flames? I act like a beeyaa and write rants like these. Which is why I tell you NOT to flame. So please, no more flaming.
SO SHOVE IT KIWIKENDRA 'CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE LIKED IT!!! ^.^ and thanks to all the rest of ya that wrote me pretty nice things like "I laughed my ass off". You are appreciated and loved!
Day 1- I was made a Commodore today.YAY! I didn't let anyone know, but as soon as the service was over, I excused myself to the little boy's room and did a little dance. Well, I thought nobody knew, but Elizabeth's father was there.damn.O well. After that I proposed to Elizabeth, but she took a headfirst dive to the ocean. Just trying to get out of it. But Jack Sparrow saved her.and then he took her hostage.and now shes free.and now Jack is in jail.and I got to counter his witty remarks with wittier remarks. And that makes this all a good day's work.
Day 2- Lizzie is gone. Darn. And that Will boy is chasing after her. Damn. This sucks really really badly.
Day 3- Bored at home. Camera is off of me now since Jack and Will and Liz are gone. It kind of sucks. I can't say any witty remarks. Therefore, nobody wants to pretend to be my friend anymore. Which is really quite sad. Time to down some more anti-depressants.
Day 4- Bored. Blahdiddyblahdiddyblahlblah. I asked some of the men below me in command if they wanted to hear me sing, and since they didn't, I serenaded them with Somewhere I Belong. Then they threw rocks at me. That was sad.
Day 5- Bored and off to kill Will and Pirate. That will be fun.
Day 6- Bored STILL. What is up with this boredom? I mean, I think it's some kind of syndrome. I hope Will won't be doing any of those sexy hero poses when we kill him. Those make me shudder.
Day 7- GOT LIZZIE!!!! She made a ridiculously large fire and it attracted our boats. Plus she's marrying me now. Except she was left on the island with the pirate overnight. And she's really attracted to Will. Which probably means she's a slut. Damn.
Later that day. We beat pirates.er the evil ones.yea..those. They looked all mean but then they died. And now they're all dead. We killed them. And they're gone.forever.Yes. They are now dead.and.I feel.bored.Damn
Day 8- To make a long story short, nobody wanted me to kill Will (damn) and when we WERE going to kill the pirate Will stopped it. And for some reason Liz chose him over me. The dirty slut. They deserve each other. Will with his shuddering sexy poses (which, for some reason, make all the ladies swoon.maybe it doesn't make me shudder because I'm not that way. You know.THAT WAY.) and Elizabeth with her sluttiness.Now I'm sad and lonely and once again BORED OUT OF MY BLOODY MIND. Being a Commodore isn't all it's cracked up to be.
I hope you guys like this! Everyone has loved these poem diary things so far, except kiwikendra.. If you are going to insult me on something, DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE IN YOUR FLAME (an example from kiwikendra: the grammar is atrocious get yourself a beta reader.NNOW) aAlso, if I ask you nicely not to falme; DON'T FLAME. By the way, do you know what I do with flames? I act like a beeyaa and write rants like these. Which is why I tell you NOT to flame. So please, no more flaming.
SO SHOVE IT KIWIKENDRA 'CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE LIKED IT!!! ^.^ and thanks to all the rest of ya that wrote me pretty nice things like "I laughed my ass off". You are appreciated and loved!
