AnaMaria's Secret Diary
(A/N: Since Jack and Will's diaries say that they picked up the crew on the third day, AnaMaria's diary will start from the 3rd day.)
Day 1- Left from Tortuga with Jack Sparrow and crew. They think it's very funny to pull down my blowy pants. It is not.especially when I'm wearing underwear with duckies on it.dammit.
Later that day.- Put spikes on pants. Very effective for keeping prodding pirates away. Heh. I was really bored, so I seduced Jack and then slapped him. Very entertaining, especially since he's so drunk that he thinks he did something to me that he forgot. Let the good times roll. Anyways, that kid that Jack brought along that's looking for his girlfriend is really annoying. Is he mentioning his girlfriend so much to cover up the fact that he's checking Cotton's parrot out? Or am I getting really sea-sick?
Day 2- Got into a storm.made Will act like a wet cat. Very entertaining. Mr. Gibbs tried to poke my ass today, put got cut by the spikes. Heh. He deserves it, the filthy pirate. But wait, I'm a pirate too. So if I call pirates filthy, I'm dissing myself.but.no.it makes no sense.must ponder this further.
Day 3- Was pondering so much that I didn't notice that Will and Jack left. By the time I was concluded my thought, Will and his girlfriend were back on board, Jack was gone, and I was captain. Funny how things always work for the best.
Day 4- Being the captain is fun. I get to spin the pretty circle thing. No wonder Jack is always so tipsy.driving makes me dizzy.WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Day 5- Stupid crew took my diary and read it out loud.Will's stupid girlfriend was laughing the hardest. Must have evil plan to slaughter her.I was sneaking up frm behind her with a knife when the pirates boarded my ship. Dammit. Now I'm stuck in a jail cell of The Black Pearl. But at least that nitty girl had to walk the plank.I don't have to do the dirty work now. Heh.
Day 6- We got free and killed all the pirates! Yay! Now I can be the captain of the Interceptor.which is big and pretty and stolen! Tee-hee-hee. Found out the nit didn't die...but she's engaged to a really old guy.so that's just as bad.
Day 7- Jack, Will, and Elizabeth got off.And then for some reason I was drawn to this port like a moth is attracted to flame. I even made the buzzy noise...and flapped my arms.but uh.I mean...SHUT UP.::paranoid look:: But then I looked into the ocean and saw Jack! Hah.what coincidence! So, I picked him up, for the hell of it. I mean, why not? He got me a better boat- I mean ship-I mean.dammit never mind.
HOPE YOU ALL LIKED IT!!!!! A lot of people wanted an AnaMaria fic, so I made one! Yay!
(A/N: Since Jack and Will's diaries say that they picked up the crew on the third day, AnaMaria's diary will start from the 3rd day.)
Day 1- Left from Tortuga with Jack Sparrow and crew. They think it's very funny to pull down my blowy pants. It is not.especially when I'm wearing underwear with duckies on it.dammit.
Later that day.- Put spikes on pants. Very effective for keeping prodding pirates away. Heh. I was really bored, so I seduced Jack and then slapped him. Very entertaining, especially since he's so drunk that he thinks he did something to me that he forgot. Let the good times roll. Anyways, that kid that Jack brought along that's looking for his girlfriend is really annoying. Is he mentioning his girlfriend so much to cover up the fact that he's checking Cotton's parrot out? Or am I getting really sea-sick?
Day 2- Got into a storm.made Will act like a wet cat. Very entertaining. Mr. Gibbs tried to poke my ass today, put got cut by the spikes. Heh. He deserves it, the filthy pirate. But wait, I'm a pirate too. So if I call pirates filthy, I'm dissing myself.but.no.it makes no sense.must ponder this further.
Day 3- Was pondering so much that I didn't notice that Will and Jack left. By the time I was concluded my thought, Will and his girlfriend were back on board, Jack was gone, and I was captain. Funny how things always work for the best.
Day 4- Being the captain is fun. I get to spin the pretty circle thing. No wonder Jack is always so tipsy.driving makes me dizzy.WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Day 5- Stupid crew took my diary and read it out loud.Will's stupid girlfriend was laughing the hardest. Must have evil plan to slaughter her.I was sneaking up frm behind her with a knife when the pirates boarded my ship. Dammit. Now I'm stuck in a jail cell of The Black Pearl. But at least that nitty girl had to walk the plank.I don't have to do the dirty work now. Heh.
Day 6- We got free and killed all the pirates! Yay! Now I can be the captain of the Interceptor.which is big and pretty and stolen! Tee-hee-hee. Found out the nit didn't die...but she's engaged to a really old guy.so that's just as bad.
Day 7- Jack, Will, and Elizabeth got off.And then for some reason I was drawn to this port like a moth is attracted to flame. I even made the buzzy noise...and flapped my arms.but uh.I mean...SHUT UP.::paranoid look:: But then I looked into the ocean and saw Jack! Hah.what coincidence! So, I picked him up, for the hell of it. I mean, why not? He got me a better boat- I mean ship-I mean.dammit never mind.
HOPE YOU ALL LIKED IT!!!!! A lot of people wanted an AnaMaria fic, so I made one! Yay!
