I don't own PotC, any PotC characters, Aztec Gold, etc. But I do own Monkies of the Caribbean as it was my idea. But this isn't for profit, so please don't sue or something! Thanks!

If you had stayed after the credits you would have seen what had happened! The monkey, Jack, took the Aztec gold again! What does this mean for us? Why, a sequel to the movie made by ME! So, enjoy!

Monkies of the Caribbean!!!!!

Will looked over at Elizabeth. She was everything he ever wanted. He only hoped that she felt the same way about him.But of course she did. He saw the way she looked at him. It was love, pure love.

A tap at the window snapped Will out of his trance. "Did you hear that, too?" inquired Elizabeth. Will nodded and crept up to the window. Suddenly a man popped up into view, startling Will and causing him to fall on his posterior. "Will! How good to see you, mate! And Elizabeth love! How are you?"

"Jack," exclaimed Elizabeth. She stepped on the fallen Will to help the pirate in the window. "You're drunk, you bloody pig," she squealed. "That squeal sounded like a bloody pig, you wench," replied Jack, swaying drunkenly. "I've got some news for ye! This whole thing isn't over."

The formerly passed out Will sat up abruptly, "The goddamn monkey! It was the monkey, wasn't it!" Jack gave him an odd look, "Yes.how the hell did you know?" Will's face shadowed a scared look as he told his tale.

Will's Tale:

After the curse was broken and Barbossa was killed, I was left standing there while Jack poked the boobs of a gold statue and Elizabeth swooned afer him. I swear to bloody hell, you're so smitten over ever bloody pirate you see. They become like, your role models. Am I not sexy enough for you? Is that it? HM?! Anywho.While you were doing that, I was still standing there with the knife in hand and blood dripping. I got a little pissed off, so off I went to entertain myself by attracting sharks with my blood. SO WHAT?!?! I'm easily amused. But when I went to the water's edge, lo and behold, the monkey! He showed me so much compassion in that moment, that I decided to bring him to safety and shelter. I forgot for a moment that he really liked the gold. And that I forgot to lock the chest. And that the monkey was really against us. Which was kind of stupid. But my sex appeal makes that not matter.

Jack and Elizabeth stared at him blankly. "Well, that was really stupid, mate." Said Jack. Elizabeth threw her limp body onto the bed and started screaming, "The monkeys! THE MONKEYS DAMMIT!" Will himself ran to the corner and whispered his mantra, "The grass is green, the sun is warm, I am super sexy. Sexy. Sexxxxyyyy.No harm can behold me because I am the teenage attraction for this movie."

Review! Chapter 2 coming soon! Please gimme some ideas!