The next morning, Elizabeth and Will left with Jack aboard the Black
Pearl.
Day 5.
"Elizabeth, we must talk in private," Will whispered, pulling Elizabeth into the room they shared. "Love," he began, "you're chasing after the pirate again."
"WHAT?!" screamed Elizabeth in such a terrible voice that Will's body was flung against the wall. "Liz. Let. Me. Down. Stop. Screaming. Pain."
"Will! I'm so sorry, I really must stop doing that.it's just."
"Just shut up.my ears are ringing.Anyways, you're lusting over Jack..."
"THAT WOULD BE CAPTAIN JACK TO YOU MISTER," screamed Jack as he jumped out from under a table. Will screamed girlishly and Elizabeth's mouth started salivating. "Oy, you scream like a girl, mate," said Jack. Will's face twisted in some random shape and Elizabeth started shrieking, "Five frickin days! FIVE! Five days of you randomly making that face." Her voice trailed off as Jack exclaimed, "It's the bloody sea, love. It always makes him sick for the first week or so. The camera trys not to capture it too much. Isn't that right, Will." In reply, Will lurched over and blew chunks all over Elizabeth's cleavage-y dress. "You bloody wench! My new dress," screeched Elizabeth, sending Will into spasms.
"Love, you must really stop screeching in that horrid voice, savvy?" said Jack. Elizabeth turned to him suddenly. Stood still for a moment and then proclaimed, "Too long have I slept with only Will." but she was cut off as Jack said, "Will said you never really slept with him.Will said you said." but Elizabeth cut him off saying, "BESIDE THE POINT! The point IS, I WANT YOU!!" And with that she flung her limp body on Jack leaving Will squirming in agony on the floor in his own chunks, whispering his mantra yet again.
Jack shuddered and shoved Elizabeth off him saying, "Really, get off me. It's disgusting. You shower too much and.you talk funny." Elizabeth looked shocked as she said, "I. Talk. Funny.?" Jack gave a forced smile and continued, "You see.when you talk your mouth moves.strangely."
Elizabeth looked like a deer caught in headlights for a moment, then abruptly slapped Jack and left. "Oy, did NOT deserve that. I was only telling the truth." Will finally pulled himself up, using a chair as a pully and said, "You just insulted my woman you slob. And you refused to sleep with her. Are you too good for her or something? Bloody pirate!" Jack chuckled a little until Will punched him and walked out. Jack then muttered, "Ok, maybe deserved that." Before he took a swig of his rum. This was going to be a long long trip.
"Elizabeth, we must talk in private," Will whispered, pulling Elizabeth into the room they shared. "Love," he began, "you're chasing after the pirate again."
"WHAT?!" screamed Elizabeth in such a terrible voice that Will's body was flung against the wall. "Liz. Let. Me. Down. Stop. Screaming. Pain."
"Will! I'm so sorry, I really must stop doing that.it's just."
"Just shut up.my ears are ringing.Anyways, you're lusting over Jack..."
"THAT WOULD BE CAPTAIN JACK TO YOU MISTER," screamed Jack as he jumped out from under a table. Will screamed girlishly and Elizabeth's mouth started salivating. "Oy, you scream like a girl, mate," said Jack. Will's face twisted in some random shape and Elizabeth started shrieking, "Five frickin days! FIVE! Five days of you randomly making that face." Her voice trailed off as Jack exclaimed, "It's the bloody sea, love. It always makes him sick for the first week or so. The camera trys not to capture it too much. Isn't that right, Will." In reply, Will lurched over and blew chunks all over Elizabeth's cleavage-y dress. "You bloody wench! My new dress," screeched Elizabeth, sending Will into spasms.
"Love, you must really stop screeching in that horrid voice, savvy?" said Jack. Elizabeth turned to him suddenly. Stood still for a moment and then proclaimed, "Too long have I slept with only Will." but she was cut off as Jack said, "Will said you never really slept with him.Will said you said." but Elizabeth cut him off saying, "BESIDE THE POINT! The point IS, I WANT YOU!!" And with that she flung her limp body on Jack leaving Will squirming in agony on the floor in his own chunks, whispering his mantra yet again.
Jack shuddered and shoved Elizabeth off him saying, "Really, get off me. It's disgusting. You shower too much and.you talk funny." Elizabeth looked shocked as she said, "I. Talk. Funny.?" Jack gave a forced smile and continued, "You see.when you talk your mouth moves.strangely."
Elizabeth looked like a deer caught in headlights for a moment, then abruptly slapped Jack and left. "Oy, did NOT deserve that. I was only telling the truth." Will finally pulled himself up, using a chair as a pully and said, "You just insulted my woman you slob. And you refused to sleep with her. Are you too good for her or something? Bloody pirate!" Jack chuckled a little until Will punched him and walked out. Jack then muttered, "Ok, maybe deserved that." Before he took a swig of his rum. This was going to be a long long trip.
